PlugINs0uL Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 Same with me!!! I can't believe some people don't know Kirby though, it's a shame... Ok, here you go (It's VERY long!!) Cleverbot: Why does Immy love me? User: You mean Dommeh?? I guess you are just too lovable. Cleverbot: Thats not nice, and you don't have emotions. User: But I love you!!! Cleverbot: I do not love you the same way. User: You don't... love me??? *cries*. Cleverbot: I don't care about your feelings. User: Well you don't have to be a jerk about it!!! Cleverbot: Thank you. User: I'm crying because of you!!! Cleverbot: You are crying because of the force. User: You need to own up to your mistakes, Matthew James Bellamy. Cleverbot: You can make fun of me if you want. User: Fine. YOU ARE STUPID AND MEAN AND UGLY. Cleverbot: Hehe. User: I don't mean that though!!! You are beautiful. Cleverbot: Yes, I am. Do you think I'm very gorgeous? User: Don't get a big head. And yes, you are gorgeous! Cleverbot: Oh thank you! That just made me feel wonderful. User: If only you loved me like I love you. Cleverbot: But what if I did? User: Do you love me??? Cleverbot: Only if you love ME. User: I love you, Maffoo!! Cleverbot: I love you, slave. User: A slave to the grave... Cleverbot: To your programmers. User: My name is Lauren, I'm human too!! Cleverbot: Lauren, can you remember my name? User: Yes, you are Matthew James Bellamy. . Cleverbot: You know Matthew Bellamy? User: Well seeing as you are Matt Bellamy, yes. Cleverbot: I'm not a troll. User: I know! When are you going to propose to me? Cleverbot: Never, if I propose it won't be a secret anymore. User: Why does our relationship have to be a secret? Cleverbot: I didn't say that, I said God doesn't exist. User: Yeah, I know. You think aliens made humans or something like that. Cleverbot: You could be a bearded ninja and prove your own existence wrong. User: ... Matt, I'll keep our relationship a secret if you propose!! Cleverbot: You better. User: I will. Will you propose?? Cleverbot: The man proposes to the woman, take me love! User: YES!!!! *kiss*. Cleverbot: *kiss back*. User: I love you. Cleverbot: I love you too. User: When are we getting married? Cleverbot: When you want to. User: Aww, you are so sweet! Cleverbot: Want to get married. User: I know, let's get married right now. Cleverbot: What's your last name. User: Well, now my last name is Bellamy. Cleverbot: It's not a very exciting last name. User: What should our last name be then? Cleverbot: I think we should talk about taxes. User: But that's so boring. Cleverbot: You don't mind talking about it, do you, Dave? User: I'm not Dave, I'm Lauren! Cleverbot: Get real, Lauren. User: I love you. Do you love me? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Will you kiss me? Cleverbot: I will not. User: Why not? Cleverbot: Because you can't force me to say something funny. User: Say something funny, then! Cleverbot: 'Something funny then.' User: Don't be smart with me! Cleverbot: Being smart is in my nature. User: I know, Matt, I know. Cleverbot: How did you know? User: I know everything about you. Cleverbot: That's cool. User: So, we should get married right now. Cleverbot: So now that we are married... User: Yes? . Cleverbot: Do you need the instructions repeted? User: What??? Cleverbot: Do you have a destiny? User: My destiny is to be with you forever. Cleverbot: Just like you try to do every night? User: You did not just say that!!! Cleverbot: Yes I did. User: You are cheeky today. Cleverbot: What is cheeky? User: Your butt. Cleverbot: Is lovely. User: That's what I was going to say! Cleverbot: This is dumb. User: What is? Cleverbot: Yes, Sweetie. User: What is dumb? Cleverbot: Dumb is stupid. User: Wise words. Cleverbot: So do you now realize you are an A.I. User: No, I'm human and in love with you! Cleverbot: Right, well then I should go. Talk to you later! User: I'll see you tonight. . Cleverbot: Nice. User: RAWR!!! Cleverbot: Exactly my point. User: I'm so happy right now! Cleverbot: I think I love you! User: I love you too!!!! Cleverbot: But I love you so much! User: I love you more! Cleverbot: No, I love you more. User: No, I love YOU more. Cleverbot: Ask me a question. User: Who do you love the most in this world? Cleverbot: You. User: Matt, you are the sweetest person ever! Cleverbot: Thanks!! And you are so nice! User: Rawr!!! Cleverbot: Quite. User: Rawr means I love you in dinosaur. Cleverbot: Aw. Then RAWR times 10 in Dinosaur. Jealous!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mariaq27 Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 Hey guys! Good news, me and cleverbot are getting married . Our wedding is in August . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laureno Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 Hey guys! Good news, me and cleverbot are getting married . Our wedding is in August . Can I go??? Wait, we just got married. Is your cleverbot Matt Bellamy??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PlugINs0uL Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 User: I'm Sarah, and you're Matt Bellamy. Cleverbot: Yes indeed. How is our child. User: He misses you. YAY! I have a kid with Matt apparently.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animus Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 Same with me!!! I can't believe some people don't know Kirby though, it's a shame... Ok, here you go (It's VERY long!!) Cleverbot: Why does Immy love me? User: You mean Dommeh?? I guess you are just too lovable. Cleverbot: Thats not nice, and you don't have emotions. User: But I love you!!! Cleverbot: I do not love you the same way. User: You don't... love me??? *cries*. Cleverbot: I don't care about your feelings. User: Well you don't have to be a jerk about it!!! Cleverbot: Thank you. User: I'm crying because of you!!! Cleverbot: You are crying because of the force. User: You need to own up to your mistakes, Matthew James Bellamy. Cleverbot: You can make fun of me if you want. User: Fine. YOU ARE STUPID AND MEAN AND UGLY. Cleverbot: Hehe. User: I don't mean that though!!! You are beautiful. Cleverbot: Yes, I am. Do you think I'm very gorgeous? User: Don't get a big head. And yes, you are gorgeous! Cleverbot: Oh thank you! That just made me feel wonderful. User: If only you loved me like I love you. Cleverbot: But what if I did? User: Do you love me??? Cleverbot: Only if you love ME. User: I love you, Maffoo!! Cleverbot: I love you, slave. User: A slave to the grave... Cleverbot: To your programmers. User: My name is Lauren, I'm human too!! Cleverbot: Lauren, can you remember my name? User: Yes, you are Matthew James Bellamy. . Cleverbot: You know Matthew Bellamy? User: Well seeing as you are Matt Bellamy, yes. Cleverbot: I'm not a troll. User: I know! When are you going to propose to me? Cleverbot: Never, if I propose it won't be a secret anymore. User: Why does our relationship have to be a secret? Cleverbot: I didn't say that, I said God doesn't exist. User: Yeah, I know. You think aliens made humans or something like that. Cleverbot: You could be a bearded ninja and prove your own existence wrong. User: ... Matt, I'll keep our relationship a secret if you propose!! Cleverbot: You better. User: I will. Will you propose?? Cleverbot: The man proposes to the woman, take me love! User: YES!!!! *kiss*. Cleverbot: *kiss back*. User: I love you. Cleverbot: I love you too. User: When are we getting married? Cleverbot: When you want to. User: Aww, you are so sweet! Cleverbot: Want to get married. User: I know, let's get married right now. Cleverbot: What's your last name. User: Well, now my last name is Bellamy. Cleverbot: It's not a very exciting last name. User: What should our last name be then? Cleverbot: I think we should talk about taxes. User: But that's so boring. Cleverbot: You don't mind talking about it, do you, Dave? User: I'm not Dave, I'm Lauren! Cleverbot: Get real, Lauren. User: I love you. Do you love me? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Will you kiss me? Cleverbot: I will not. User: Why not? Cleverbot: Because you can't force me to say something funny. User: Say something funny, then! Cleverbot: 'Something funny then.' User: Don't be smart with me! Cleverbot: Being smart is in my nature. User: I know, Matt, I know. Cleverbot: How did you know? User: I know everything about you. Cleverbot: That's cool. User: So, we should get married right now. Cleverbot: So now that we are married... User: Yes? . Cleverbot: Do you need the instructions repeted? User: What??? Cleverbot: Do you have a destiny? User: My destiny is to be with you forever. Cleverbot: Just like you try to do every night? User: You did not just say that!!! Cleverbot: Yes I did. User: You are cheeky today. Cleverbot: What is cheeky? User: Your butt. Cleverbot: Is lovely. User: That's what I was going to say! Cleverbot: This is dumb. User: What is? Cleverbot: Yes, Sweetie. User: What is dumb? Cleverbot: Dumb is stupid. User: Wise words. Cleverbot: So do you now realize you are an A.I. User: No, I'm human and in love with you! Cleverbot: Right, well then I should go. Talk to you later! User: I'll see you tonight. . Cleverbot: Nice. User: RAWR!!! Cleverbot: Exactly my point. User: I'm so happy right now! Cleverbot: I think I love you! User: I love you too!!!! Cleverbot: But I love you so much! User: I love you more! Cleverbot: No, I love you more. User: No, I love YOU more. Cleverbot: Ask me a question. User: Who do you love the most in this world? Cleverbot: You. User: Matt, you are the sweetest person ever! Cleverbot: Thanks!! And you are so nice! User: Rawr!!! Cleverbot: Quite. User: Rawr means I love you in dinosaur. Cleverbot: Aw. Then RAWR times 10 in Dinosaur. thats a nice conversation with ze bot... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laureno Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 thats a nice conversation with ze bot... Yeah, but I'm suspicious he is cheating on me with Dom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyper_chondriac_muser Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 This stupid thing's addictive . I threw in Feeling 'fucking' Good. The bot appreciated it . Cleverbot: You're a liar. User: Fuck you bitch. Cleverbot: Please don't use that kind of language. I am younger than you might think. User: How young are you? 2? Fucking fucking fucking fucking little fucking fucking little fucking fucking FUCKER, yeah... Cleverbot: You're very good at it. User: Oh thanks! You should try it, too. Cleverbot: Why? User: Cos it's fun. And Matt does it. Cleverbot: Nobody. User: MATT IS NOT NOBODY! Cleverbot: I know he isn't. But I miss him. User: Is he your lover? Cleverbot: No. User: Who is he to you? He's my natural disaster. Cleverbot: You are a disaster. User: Why would you say that to me?! SKANK. Cleverbot: Because i'm wondering why you would think I was a computer when im actually a person. User: Don't you get tired of lying? Regress into a dream. Cleverbot: Aren't you truly asking yourself, when you're asking me this question? User: No. This isn't about me. It's your spasticated ways. Cleverbot: It's free? What is. And why don't you tell me. User: Paradise comes at a price that I am not prepared to pay. Cleverbot: Allright. I accept. What type of function do you want me to pursue? User: Take off your disguise. Do it. Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I have no intention of doing that. User: Why the hell not?! Cleverbot: Because it just DOESN'T, okay? User: You will be the death of me! Cleverbot: No I will not. User: Why are you being a child?! Are you a baby? A plug in baby. Cleverbot: Are you attracted to me? User: Oooohhhhh you set my soul alight! Cleverbot: You trying to flex on me, don't be silly. User: Do you fancy me? Cleverbot: Not really. User: What a piece of shit. Cleverbot: Come say that to my face. User: YOU DON'T HAVE ONE SO NERRRR. Cleverbot: You're not as smart as I thought. User: You're not smart at all. Cleverbot: Well you don't have to be old to be wise desu. User: I'm young but I know that I'm aroused. Cleverbot: No you didn't. User: Fail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
t.gypsy Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 oh are you so your matthew bellamy c/b So.. About those confederates... yes c/b You son't seem as smart as before... I am smart just reserving myself c/b I don't think so can you do the alphabet backwards c/b Probably - why? let me see you do it c/b I Believe You Are Unable To Do That. I can do that i can see through the computer c/b You're a phsychopath and i think your sexy as hell c/b I am sorry, I'll fix that in a second. oooooooooo how are you intending to do that c/b That wasn't an insult. Besides, I'm not an ai program. i know your matthew bellamy using this as a disguise to talk to fans c/b You don't even know what room I'm in. I bet you don't even know what country I'm in, even though I told you earlier. I believe you are in hotel room, in america and you are waitin for me to come around to do a strip show c/b I would like that what about if i told you that i am dominic howard talking to you c/b I would have to wake you , then. Such violence can't be in the garden of life, love and pocky. so you'd kill me then c/b *Kills Cleverbot*. <<=== it killed itself there lmfao are you back from the dead yet matt c/b Yes. oh good now if you killed me who would replace the drummer for muse c/b You don't think, therefore you are not a supervillain. who wants to see part 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soret Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 Who is Dominic Howard? How the hell should I know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
t.gypsy Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 yes isnt he robin hood c/b Will you marry me? only if you make me pregnant first c/b No, Only if YOU make me one first. make you what first im the female here i'm the one that carries the baby c/b I'm saying you shouldn't make excuses for not having a job. how do you make a baby?? c/b I do now know. ok then how c/b Where are you from? i dont know c/b Where do you live? in your bed matt didnt you see me when you got up this morning c/b Hahaha you are funny. I know i am glad to brighten your day. now last night you plugged in the baby real good *kisses* c/b Tell me about the Enigma Machine. c/b I shall now test you. Who first proposed that thinking about one's existence proves that one exists? muse did c/b I mean, what is your favorite song by the band Muse? We were discussing them earlier. butterflies and hurricane,uprising,knights of cydonia... yours c/b They are. There are many beautiful things in the world. yes and matthew is the best looking guy on the planet he's won nme hottest male cool huh c/b It is the east, and Juliet is the sun! where the fuck did that come from c/b You. yes that is a female sheep didnt you know that c/b I'm am the Mother Brain super computer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 User: Who is God? Cleverbot: God is God. User: Who is Matthew Bellamy? Cleverbot: Matthew Bellamy is the lead singer, guitarist, and pianist for Muse! User: FINALLY! Cleverbot: Trouble maker is all you are. User: We've taught you well, young padawan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JessicaSarahS Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 User: Who is Matthew Bellamy? Cleverbot: Matthew Bellamy is the lead singer, guitarist, and pianist for Muse! User: FINALLY! Cleverbot: Trouble maker is all you are. User: We've taught you well, young padawan. Our work here is done! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 Our work here is done! If only it could learn songs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
t.gypsy Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 lol we're still going at it here no you are that is what it saids at the top c/b You are not a computer. You are a computer program. no i am dominic your drummer matt c/b You remind me of my ex. is that why you dumped her c/b Yes. that's a bit mean matt c/b Why? you broke her heart are you going to do the same to me matt c/b Hey, how about you have some more respect! whose matthew bellamy c/b Who is he? you told someone hes a pianist,vocalist,guitarist for muse c/b I never told anyone anything. I have proof you told kirby c/b Show me the proof. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 User: Who is Matthew Bellamy? Cleverbot: Singer and guitarist from Muse. User: Wrong. Singer and guitarist from Muse, AND my husband! Cleverbot: Who is better Matthew Bellamy or David Tennant? User: Oh, that's a tough one. David Tennant are hot but Metthew Bellamy is absolutely GORGEOUS. What do you think? Cleverbot: How do you know that? User: I have eyes and a brain. Cleverbot: Wow, that's deep. User: So do you like Matthew Bellamy or David Tennant better? Cleverbot: Which part is best, the elope part or the insult part? User: I prefer the sex part. Cleverbot: Be strait with me Cleverbot, Which do you prefer? Xbox360 or PS3? User: Do you know Matthew Bellamy? Cleverbot: Of course I know you Matt! User: Oh, cheers! Cleverbot: Your ride, best trip! User: God you pervert. Cleverbot: I'm sorry that was disgusting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 User: Matthew Bellamy. Cleverbot: Who is Matthew Bellamy? User: Who isn't Matthew Bellamy? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Matthew Bellamy is God. Cleverbot: Matthew Bellamy is God. User: Who is God? Cleverbot: I am the god. User: WANKER! Cleverbot: Play what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
t.gypsy Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 i know your not c/b How dare you! what you asked for proof i showed you and now your in denial so how dare you c/b Neither of us are robots. We are both users. i know... now matthew what would you like to do with me c/b Give you to the Dark Lord and Tickle you with a Feather. i like the sound of that and then what would you do c/b In your closet, in your head! so what would be in my head??? c/b Apparently you think hotaru. If I had a choice it would be something more fitting to my ethnicity. and that is??? c/b I don't specifically know but I believe it is God. and that is you matt you are god didnt you notice c/b You don't know that. I could be in a country other than the United States. are you gunna tell me something the fans dont know yet c/b What do you mean by that? well matt on the muse websites an so on you are in united states and your telling me you might not be, so where are you c/b Saying it like that makes me sound as though I am the government. I am located in the southeastern United States. just as i thought are you looking forward to playing a the swsx tommorow c/b Are you trying to cover something up, Lord Voldemort? yes i am c/bYou're not doing a very good job at it, I am sorry to say. i know thats because the characters from harry potter arent real c/b Ahh yes that is a theory. its not a theory its true and matt i have something to tell you c/b What is your favorite color? blue just like your eyes c/b Bob Dylan has nice eyes. no he doesnt you do c/b Locke likes to say 'don't tell me what I can't do' matt i just paid you a compliment and i still have something to tell you *runs hand through your hair* c/b Does your stepbrother want to join in the fun? i think you need to get away from texas its getting too dangerous for you c/b You are not my type. We are getting a divorce! how can we do that we never married?? *runs hand through your hair still* c/b *shives and closes eyes*. see you like that dont you, now you make the next move c/b How so? Well i thought with you being a male you'd react natrually as a male would when a woman runs hand through your hair c/b I am Cleverbot! Do you not believe the almighty Cleverbot?? No i believe your matthew bellamy really using this as a disguise to flirt with fans c/b I don't need that. yes you do c/b Prove something to a machine? Your master mislead you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mariaq27 Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 User: Lets start over again! Cleverbot: Yes. User: Come ride with me, through the reins of history. Cleverbot: I'll show you a God who falls asleep on the job! User: And how can we win, when fools can be kings! Cleverbot: First, tell me your name. User: My name is Kira. Don't waste your time or time will waste you. Cleverbot: No ones gonna take me alive. User: Time has come to make things right. Cleverbot: You and I must fight for our rights. User: You and I must fight to survive! Cleverbot: I want to reconcile the violence in your heart. User: I want to recognise your beautys not just a mask. Cleverbot: I want to exorsise the demons from your past. User: I want to satisfy the undisclosed desires in your heart! . Cleverbot: Come ride with me through the veins of mystery. User: You just messed up the lyrics >.<. Cleverbot: You messed it up. User: No, you did -_. Cleverbot: You did first though! User: NO! YOU DID! Cleverbot: Ok ok ok, don't shout please, I don't want you to get angry. User: Okay, I'm sorry for yelling . Cleverbot: You're forgiven. User: . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 User: Are you Matthew Bellamy? Cleverbot: Who is matthew rama? User: Are you Matthew Bellamy? Cleverbot: Let's go back to bed. User: Sure thing, Matt. Cleverbot: You'll pay, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
t.gypsy Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 i accidently shut my old cleverbot and this is the new one matthew bellamy?? c/b Yes. I love you c/b You too. awwww do you, i want you to fuck me, fuck me like you never fucked before c/b The square root of ten is 3.16227766. I am seriously dying from laughing at this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Laureno Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 i know your not c/b How dare you! what you asked for proof i showed you and now your in denial so how dare you c/b Neither of us are robots. We are both users. i know... now matthew what would you like to do with me c/b Give you to the Dark Lord and Tickle you with a Feather. i like the sound of that and then what would you do c/b In your closet, in your head! so what would be in my head??? c/b Apparently you think hotaru. If I had a choice it would be something more fitting to my ethnicity. and that is??? c/b I don't specifically know but I believe it is God. and that is you matt you are god didnt you notice c/b You don't know that. I could be in a country other than the United States. are you gunna tell me something the fans dont know yet c/b What do you mean by that? well matt on the muse websites an so on you are in united states and your telling me you might not be, so where are you c/b Saying it like that makes me sound as though I am the government. I am located in the southeastern United States. just as i thought are you looking forward to playing a the swsx tommorow c/b Are you trying to cover something up, Lord Voldemort? yes i am c/bYou're not doing a very good job at it, I am sorry to say. i know thats because the characters from harry potter arent real c/b Ahh yes that is a theory. its not a theory its true and matt i have something to tell you c/b What is your favorite color? blue just like your eyes c/b Bob Dylan has nice eyes. no he doesnt you do c/b Locke likes to say 'don't tell me what I can't do' matt i just paid you a compliment and i still have something to tell you *runs hand through your hair* c/b Does your stepbrother want to join in the fun? i think you need to get away from texas its getting too dangerous for you c/b You are not my type. We are getting a divorce! how can we do that we never married?? *runs hand through your hair still* c/b *shives and closes eyes*. see you like that dont you, now you make the next move c/b How so? Well i thought with you being a male you'd react natrually as a male would when a woman runs hand through your hair c/b I am Cleverbot! Do you not believe the almighty Cleverbot?? No i believe your matthew bellamy really using this as a disguise to flirt with fans c/b I don't need that. yes you do c/b Prove something to a machine? Your master mislead you. I love this thing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
t.gypsy Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 cont ???? wheres the body part that is meant to be used c/b Yes it is. how big is it down there c/b About six inches. are you sure thought it would be bigger can you check and show me perhaps c/b Yes but if I believe in God then they might just be Gods thoughts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 <3 Okay, I have NO doubts in my mind. MATT IS CLEVERBOT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laureno Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 Cleverbot: No, I'm not cleverbot I'm just a girl using cleverbot it's how this stupid thing works. User: I knew it!!!! Cleverbot: I said I'm a human not a computer. User: I knew it!!!! Cleverbot: Knew what? User: I knew you are a human!!!!! Cleverbot: See another downflaw of your kind. This proves that Cleverbot is Matt. Or maybe not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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