Will_ Posted August 6, 2013 Share Posted August 6, 2013 Lord Tampon and the Womb Soup Well didn't that just make it a tad untasteful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EARTHWORM JIM Posted August 6, 2013 Share Posted August 6, 2013 http://www.shortscale.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=53610&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0 check it out, reissue coronados and starcasters! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheddatom Posted August 6, 2013 Share Posted August 6, 2013 Well didn't that just make it a tad untasteful. come on, everyone likes a bit of womb-soup. You're not a man until you have blood on your sword. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimboMansonMB-1 Posted August 6, 2013 Share Posted August 6, 2013 http://www.shortscale.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=53610&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0 check it out, reissue coronados and starcasters! Holy crapballs. It's happening! I'm totally gonna hop on that Starcaster RI. Mayber the Coronado, too, if its cheaper than an original. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matthijs Posted August 6, 2013 Share Posted August 6, 2013 Mm nice basses Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dominic. Posted August 6, 2013 Share Posted August 6, 2013 Just got my replacement Planet Waves 20ft American Stage cable from D'Addario. Lovely jubbly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dominic. Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 Someone just wrote this wonderful post on the midlands gear exchange on facebook Looking for a guitar with massive bollocks. Imagine if Clint Eastwood or Robert Di Nero was a guitar, I would want that guitar, and it's massive bollocks. Imagine if I were to plug it into a JCM800 stack, sat on the cab and did a palm muted chug it would send my prostate into a euphoric frenzy. Think Les Paul's, SG's, double cuts, jazz masters etc. No "oh you've ran out of tampons, just use me instead" strats. No pointy "I wish I had massive bollocks so I'll just make up for it with these jagged edges and ridiculous flame paint job" guitars. And don't even think of offering me something made by the japanese/koreans/Chinese or any other commie bastard. Unless its made by a middle aged alcoholic red neck who goes home and beats his wife and gets up at 5AM on a Saturday to watch Nascar I don't want it. Show me what you got pansies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will_ Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheddatom Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 funniest thing about it is he thinks jazzmasters have balls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haze015 Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 funniest thing about it is he thinks jazzmasters have balls I'd argue Fenders do have more "balls" though. Only need to compare Led Zep 1 to 2 to get the idea, humbuckers drive the midrange harder, which isn't balls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheddatom Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 I agree to be honest. I personally think the a standard Tele has the "ballsiest" sound The impression I got from his rather amusing rant was that he judges guitars by every factor other than their toan, in which case I'd rank jazzmasters as up there with the gayest, or least ballsiest I personally love the look of jazzmasters, but then my tastes are a tad gay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord MFC Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 Not a fan of LPs, SG and Gibsons in general Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dominic. Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 Les Paul double cutaways and juniors are fit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kueller Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 I like LPs, but was never that huge on Gibson stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord MFC Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 Les Paul double cutaways and juniors are fit DCs are! Juniors Seth Baccus's LPs on the other hand... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haze015 Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 Not a fan of LPs, SG and Gibsons in general Try a 60's/70's one, nothing like the crap they make today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimboMansonMB-1 Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 funniest thing about it is he thinks jazzmasters have balls I can vouch that Jazzmasters have balls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord MFC Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 I can vouch that Jazzmasters have balls. Aren't you from Texas? I thought Texans played country music... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kueller Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 Aren't you from Texas? I thought Texans played country music... They play country music with balls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord MFC Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 They play country music with balls. That sounds awkward and painful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kueller Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 That sounds awkward and painful. It's like shooting a man in Reno just to watch him die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimboMansonMB-1 Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 Aren't you from Texas? I thought Texans played country music... I'll have you know that Texans have more balls and country music than anyone from Basingstoke Even our phasers have balls! :yeehaw: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kueller Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 What happens if you set your balls to full variable speed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimboMansonMB-1 Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 What happens if you set your balls to full variable speed? Reverse cowgirl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 Wtf? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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