LyraSilvertongue Posted August 14, 2010 Share Posted August 14, 2010 So, how would we 'practice' our faith? 1) Partake in Holy Communion with red wine + banana 2) Confess to Father Bellamy so we won't burn in hell for our sins/our souls will be exhumed 3) Sing (for Absolution) hymns 4) Read the 'Gospel according to Matthew' (no offense to Christian musers ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CydonianCrystal Posted August 14, 2010 Share Posted August 14, 2010 If there were some - what do you think 7 deadly sins and the 10 commandments would be? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riveon Posted August 15, 2010 Share Posted August 15, 2010 1. Thou shall not mock Guiding Light. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xuwang Posted August 15, 2010 Share Posted August 15, 2010 1. Thou shall not mock Guiding Light. Â 2. Thou shall not mock Feeling Good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hold Your Stage Posted August 15, 2010 Share Posted August 15, 2010 Museism is a very serious religion. I find it apalling that you mock it. You will burn in hell for your sins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted August 15, 2010 Share Posted August 15, 2010 Museism is a very serious religion. I find it apalling that you mock it. You will burn in hell for your sins. Â Â I would list it as my religion, but I don't know if that'd do anything in America Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cherry lips Posted August 15, 2010 Share Posted August 15, 2010 If only I was in the UK :LOL: Â Me too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LyraSilvertongue Posted August 15, 2010 Share Posted August 15, 2010 This would be extremely funny if it happened. I can just see the TV news report: "And finally, devoted followers of the rock band Muse have had their own religion officially recognised. More than 170,000 followers of the band - who last week won Best Live Act in the World at the Q magazine awards - listed Museism as their religion on 2011 Census forms. Census Office spokesman Joe Jobsworth said: "We thought it was a one-off when it happened with Jedi last time. We're stunned. It seems any bunch of crackpots can start a religion these days." Muse fans celebrated with a mass singalong of the band's hits in London's Trafalgar Square. Their chief organiser, who wanted to be known only as Mozza, said: "I implore each and every Muse fan to pray nightly to the Almighty Bellamy for better setlists and for Feeling Good to be sent to Hell where it belongs." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Micro Citizen Posted August 15, 2010 Share Posted August 15, 2010 I had the same idea not to long ago! I decided to not tell anyone because I thought they'd think I was a nutter. No offence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banksy. Posted August 15, 2010 Share Posted August 15, 2010 This would be extremely funny if it happened. I can just see the TV news report: "And finally, devoted followers of the rock band Muse have had their own religion officially recognised. More than 170,000 followers of the band - who last week won Best Live Act in the World at the Q magazine awards - listed Museism as their religion on 2011 Census forms. Census Office spokesman Joe Jobsworth said: "We thought it was a one-off when it happened with Jedi last time. We're stunned. It seems any bunch of crackpots can start a religion these days." Muse fans celebrated with a mass singalong of the band's hits in London's Trafalgar Square. Their chief organiser, who wanted to be known only as Mozza, said: "I implore each and every Muse fan to pray nightly to the Almighty Bellamy for better setlists and for Feeling Good to be sent to Hell where it belongs." :LOL::LOL: That was the coolest thing ever! Can I sig it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dominic. Posted August 15, 2010 Share Posted August 15, 2010 2. Thou shall not mock Feeling Good. Can't believe I'm gonna comment in this thread but oh well... 3. Thou shalt not idolise false gods *cough*thom yorke*cough* I actually prefer Radiohead...I feel dirty... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LyraSilvertongue Posted August 15, 2010 Share Posted August 15, 2010 :LOL::LOL: That was the coolest thing ever! Can I sig it? Of course Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katekong Posted August 15, 2010 Share Posted August 15, 2010 I've changed my facebook religion, and I've told me mum to write 'Museism' as my religion when it's time to fill the census forms in. She thinks I'm a right nutter now So, are we 'Museists' or 'Muselim' or 'Museians' or even 'Invisible Pink Museicorns' haha! (I followed the Invisible Pink Unicorn religion for a while ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackparker Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 Museists is my favorite hope ill be able to list myself as that if i ever live in the uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banksy. Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 Of course Thankyouu! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
museyness Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 Ask yourselves: What would muse do? Seriously, I actually would want to know what those three would do if they found out that their crazy fans are trying to start a religion. Seeing as they themselves are hardly religious XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LyraSilvertongue Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 Ask yourselves: What would muse do? Seriously, I actually would want to know what those three would do if they found out that their crazy fans are trying to start a religion. Seeing as they themselves are hardly religious XD It's no entirely serious. It would be funny if it happened but a bit weird and embarrassing. Matt, Chris and Dom would probably disown us all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a-museing Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 This would be extremely funny if it happened. I can just see the TV news report: "And finally, devoted followers of the rock band Muse have had their own religion officially recognised. More than 170,000 followers of the band - who last week won Best Live Act in the World at the Q magazine awards - listed Museism as their religion on 2011 Census forms. Census Office spokesman Joe Jobsworth said: "We thought it was a one-off when it happened with Jedi last time. We're stunned. It seems any bunch of crackpots can start a religion these days." Muse fans celebrated with a mass singalong of the band's hits in London's Trafalgar Square. Their chief organiser, who wanted to be known only as Mozza, said: "I implore each and every Muse fan to pray nightly to the Almighty Bellamy for better setlists and for Feeling Good to be sent to Hell where it belongs." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katekong Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 It's no entirely serious. It would be funny if it happened but a bit weird and embarrassing. Matt' date=' Chris and Dom would probably disown us all [/quote'] Totally, I'm not religious at all, so it's just a bit of fun for me. Museism sounds cooler than Atheism anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calliope. Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 It's no entirely serious. It would be funny if it happened but a bit weird and embarrassing. Matt' date=' Chris and Dom would probably disown us all [/quote'] I think they'd be cool with it depending on the beliefs of the said religion, if it was crazy stuff like "Getting laid more often", then they'd probably just laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 Can't believe I'm gonna comment in this thread but oh well... 3. Thou shalt not idolise false gods *cough*thom yorke*cough* I actually prefer Radiohead...I feel dirty... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samanthrax Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 how i wish i lived in the uk. i already have muse listed as my religion on facebook. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CydonianCrystal Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 Ask yourselves: What would muse do? Seriously, I actually would want to know what those three would do if they found out that their crazy fans are trying to start a religion. Seeing as they themselves are hardly religious XD Get THAT on a wristband(whatever happened to those things?)! Thing is, if we did ask ourselves what would Muse do then I'm guessing there's going to be alot of mushroom taking and guitar smashing, most likely resulting in imprisonment for possession and harm to others. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoshyBarth Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 If faced with trouble, think to yourself, how would our holy lord would react in the situation? What Would Chris Wolstenholme Do? Get a pint, smoke a pipe, stroke his Pedro tache and impregnate those around him... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xuwang Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 If faced with trouble, think to yourself, how would our holy lord would react in the situation? What Would Chris Wolstenholme Do? Get a pint, smoke a pipe, stroke his Pedro tache and impregnate those around him... while slapping the bass and headbanging! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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