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Stranger: COME IN MY CAAAAAAAAAAVE

You: Dommeh ?

Stranger: YEs!

Stranger: Matteh?

You: yeah

Stranger: i've been looking all over for you!

You: me too

Stranger: where've you been

You: I've travel half the world to say you are my muse Dommeh

Stranger: I'm lost crushed cold and confused without your guiding light left inside

You: Oh Dommeh I pwomise this is the last time I'll abandon you :D

Stranger: Matteh, I just wanted to hold you in my arms.

You: our love is fowevew Dommeh and we'll die togetew

Stranger: give me all the peace and you in your mind Matteh!

You: Give me my bananas Dommeh and I'm yours

Stranger: *gives several bananas*

You: now pwomise me that you'll start wearing your skinnies again and I'll break up with Kate

Stranger: :D I PWOMISE

Stranger: <33333333333

You: Oh no Kate is crying

Stranger: but dommeh loves you

You: yes I love you too :kiss:

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:LOL:

 

You: NO ONE"S GOING TO TAKE ME ALIVE!

Stranger: Then die in silence.

You: dude

Stranger: I know.

Stranger: MUSE.

Stranger: I didn't feel to continue the song.

Stranger: I would rather just be an asshole.

Stranger: Sue me.

You: ROFL

You: you're a funny asshole

Stranger: <3

Stranger: Meh, fuck you now I'm going through my playlists looking for muse ._.

You: Ha ha ha! My work here is done

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

 

You: GUIDIIING LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

 

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Makes me sad:supersad:

 

:LOL:

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