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Stranger: hello

You: Matthew Bellamy?

Stranger: no who the fuck is matthew bellamy

You: you

You: are'nt you?

Stranger: oh noes my horrible secret was revieled

Stranger: i am secretly

Stranger: that guy you just mentioned

You: love is forever.

Stranger: yeah i agree

Stranger: love is a powerfull emotion

You: will we die together?

Stranger: i'll always be with you darling so most likely yes

You: Lie, I say NEVER!!!!

You: and do you wanna know why?

Stranger: because you're a man

You: no.

You: because our love would be forever.

You: the world is FUCKING BROKEN!

Stranger: yeah but we have to die once

but even then i will hold and kiss you

even after our bodies turn to dust

You: ALL YOUR FAIRIES TURN TO DUST

You: destroy this city of delusion!!!

Stranger: even you

after all you are the most beautifull fairie of all the land

Stranger: ok *destroys city *

then now can we be together

You: yay!!!

You: now

You: break these walls down

Stranger: *crushes walls into a million pieces *

i'll destroy anything that keeps me away from you

You: I'll will avenge and justify my reasons with your blood.

Stranger: anything for you dear

Stranger: just wait a sec my pizza's done

Stranger: ok go

You: I rather Muse than OK GO.

Stranger: what ?

You: lalalala.

Stranger: la-la ?

Stranger: been ages since i saw you

You: indeed.

You: I can't get it right since I'm Matthew.

Stranger: oh my god

Stranger: my mind is blown

 

 

:LOL:

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I was just messing around an hour ago, and got harrassed by two of you guys (I think)!

 

The first said "HEY YOU CRAZY KIDS!" to which I responded "Maffoo!". The second said "THERE IS NO GOD TO PUNISH US!" to which I responded "And make a fuss".

 

Who was it!? :p

 

Oh, and I'm temporarily banned from Omegle :D

 

I say HEY YOU CRAZY KIDS! and got some Maffoos. Why are you banned?

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Oh, and I'm temporarily banned from Omegle :D

 

Holy christ, how is that even possible? :LOL:

 

 

okay it's sad cause i'm actually chatting with people :$

 

I've had some interesting conversations! Mostly people are just desperate pervs, though. But in a creepy way. :erm:

 

Found this Muser, but they're not on here:

 

Stranger: Come ride with me through the veins of history!

You: I'll show you a god falls asleep on the job!

You: I can't find my leopard Snuggie! :'(

Stranger: How can we win when fools can be kings?

Stranger: :D

Stranger: Aw

Stranger: I'm sorry :p

You: Ines, is that you?

You: I'm hungry for some onions!

You: I <3 Muse.

Stranger: Yeah, me too. :)

You: Have you chatted with many Musers on here?

Stranger: So, who are you? I have to know.

Stranger: No.

You: There are a lot of pervs for sure.

Stranger: Well, I think I saw you.

You: I'm Furygirl! :)

Stranger: Yeah, thats with anything now adays.

You: You?

Stranger: I'm, uh, Rachel.

You: Are you on .mu?

Stranger: No.

You: Oh. There are a bunch of us trying to find random Musers. It's a fun timewaster.

Stranger: Well, I'll take a look.

Stranger: :)

Stranger: Thanks.

You: Okay then!

You: Cheers!

 

I find it a weird coincidence that there are other Musers doing the same thing who are not boardies.

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I was just messing around an hour ago, and got harrassed by two of you guys (I think)!

 

The first said "HEY YOU CRAZY KIDS!" to which I responded "Maffoo!". The second said "THERE IS NO GOD TO PUNISH US!" to which I responded "And make a fuss".

 

Who was it!? :p

 

Oh, and I'm temporarily banned from Omegle :D

 

Why are you banned? What did you do?:LOL:

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Stranger: hey babe

You: i want the twuth

Stranger: im sexy

You: follow through

You: make your dreams come true

Stranger: im 56 years old

You: i'm 32

You: nannanana

You: nananananana

Stranger: whant to get it on

You: i'm a male

You: i only get it on with dommeh

Stranger: good

You: o.o

Stranger: i have man boobies

You: *throws santa at you*

 

o.o

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You: no one's gonna take me alive

Stranger: i might just give me £5

You: how about 15 per year

You: and just the good days

Stranger: hmm deal but i need a ham sandwhich now to seal the deal

You: ran out of ham. turkey work?

Stranger: nooo we must go to a shop and buy some u got that £5

You: true

You: what kind of cheese do you want

You: brie?

Stranger: smoked i liked smoked cause it remindes me of cancer

Stranger: or

Stranger: was that smoking hmmm

You: smoking a pipe? like the wolstenbeast?

Stranger: wolestenbeast is that like a dog

You: idk he is fertile

You: and awesome

Stranger: thats good no puppys so the world dont get overrun with dogs and we get saved by cats

You: a fat cat's had a heart attack

Stranger: no we meed him to fetch the ham

Stranger: the skinny cat will have to get it now and that will take ages

You: a thousand years

You: just to see you smile again

Stranger: no time to talk about smiling we have to jump on a truck and battle

Stranger: pick ur wepon

Stranger: wot is ur wepon

You: giant razors to make micro cuts

Stranger: mine is knowledge

Stranger: attack

Stranger: (then they posted some long crap about a prime minister or something)

Stranger: i win

Stranger: now just give the £5 as the reward

You: no. cuz i am victorious

You: and you cannot force me

You: or control me

You: and the pwime minister is a twat

Stranger: how can u read that and not be unconcious

Stranger: thats imposssible

You: cuz i am invincible

Stranger: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo theres a piece of ham

Stranger: grab it

You: i am hungry... for some unrest

Stranger: unrest so ur gonna not rest ???????? chicken burito

You: i cannot sleep

You: there's too much noise in my head

Stranger: i will now do wot most people first ask someone on here lol to make u lose control and make me u master

Stranger: r u horny?

You: last chance to lose control

Stranger: how thats imposssible

Stranger: bow down u have been defeated by my question

You: take a bow

Stranger: thank you thank you bery much.... wait how u make me do that

You: ill sell your memories

You: but you can keep the bad days

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Well there is the Facebook Event page. And someone who was only on tumblr knew about this too. No one from LJ though, I think.

 

Oh, that explains it! :)

 

Stranger: hey

You: you were my guiding light

Stranger: wat

You: i traveled half the world to say

Stranger: im strait bitch

You: twighlight sucks

Stranger: screw u

 

:LOL:

 

I just had a really long music chat with a cool gamer kid who likes death metal. He thinks I'm awesome. :chuckle::happy:

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Stranger: DOMMEH IS THAT YOU

You: REPONDS A MA TENDRESSE

Stranger: who's singing in french and off key?

You: Matteh

Stranger: YOU'RE DOMMEH

Stranger: look i got a new lotion for you

You: i don't want one

Stranger: you always want one

You: i'm eating a banana !

Stranger: OH NO THAT'S MINE

Stranger: HOW DARE YOU

You: IT'S MINE NAOOO

You: and I know you have my leopard shirt somewhere

Stranger: of course i have it

Stranger: now i won't give it back before you buy me a banana

You: I'll break your megaphone if you don't give it back to me

Stranger: OH NO DON'T

You: and you'll have to stop singing GL and NSC

Stranger: OKAY THEN. DEAL.

Stranger: the messageboard would explode

You: *buys you a banana*

You: now, give me my shirt

Stranger: *hand you the shirt*

You: thanks

You: *hands the megaphone*

Stranger: i can sing FG now MUAHAHHAHAHA

You: hope you'll find your pedal soon

You: I need to play MM

Stranger: sorry dommeh i gotta go. nice to meet you btw :)

 

Wanna know who I was speaking to. :D

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this was funny :chuckle: cause she/he thought i was the same

 

 

 

You: ...wearing just socks and a phone...

Stranger: i talked to you earlier

Stranger: i said how can you wear a phone

Stranger: and you gave me guy advice

Stranger: :D

You: um

You: haha

You: it wasnt me

Stranger: are you sure...

Stranger: XD

 

Stranger: then there are several people quoting this today :p

You: yeah... im sure.. i;m actually holding the phone

Stranger: hahahaha god what a good day

You: well.. cause today is the "spread the Muse love, day"

Stranger: ohhh i read that

You: so, eat plenty bananas

Stranger: too bad i dont know Muse

You: and maybe some brie

You: blasphemy@

You: :O

You have disconnected.

 

 

 

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and i just spoke to God :erm:... he said he likes Muse

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