naomithegreat Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 can't find any musers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ibelongtoyou4 Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 I'm still on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoMUSE16 Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 I'm having a conversation with someone about feet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fallingawaywithnay Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 Stranger: IM A DEMENTOR You: I'M MATTHEW BELLAMY Stranger: im now voldemort...bow down bitch... You: i'm dommeh Stranger: i will rip your heart out. You: give me your heart and your souuuuuuuuuul You: I am Lord Bellamy Stranger: hello Lord Bellamy! Stranger: What is your first name!? You: Matthew You: Matthew James Bellamy is my full name Stranger: And where are yu Stranger: you from, Lord bellamy? You: Black Holes and Revelations Stranger: Good god! You: LOVE IS OUR RESISTAAAAAAAAAAAANCE Stranger: MUSE You: YES Stranger: TWITTER? Stranger: TUMBLR? Stranger: FACEBOOK? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supermassive_Deadstar Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 You: DOMMEH? Stranger: no Stranger: no Stranger: no Stranger: no Stranger: no Stranger: no You: yes Stranger: o Stranger: no Stranger: no Stranger: no Stranger: no Stranger: no Stranger: no Stranger: no Stranger: no Stranger: no You: maybe Stranger: yes Stranger: possibly Stranger: perhaps You: i really dont give a fuck Stranger: no Stranger: no Stranger: no Stranger: no Stranger: no Stranger: no Stranger: no Stranger: no Stranger: no Stranger: no Stranger: no Stranger: no Stranger: no Stranger: no Stranger: no Stranger: no Stranger: no Stranger: no Stranger: no Stranger: no Stranger: n Stranger: no Stranger: no Stranger: n Stranger: o Stranger: no Stranger: no Stranger: n You: when? Stranger: no Stranger: no Stranger: no Stranger: no Stranger: no Stranger: no Stranger: no Stranger: no Stranger: no Stranger: no Stranger: no Stranger: no Stranger: no Stranger: no You: ABSOLUTLEY NOT Stranger: no Stranger: Stranger: im lily You: im sean Stranger: does ur last name start with an l You: no Stranger: an L You: it begins with a c Stranger: dont give out personal information over the internet!!!! Stranger: its bad!!! Stranger: bad Stranger: bad Stranger: bad Stranger: bad You: OH NO Stranger: bad Stranger: bad Stranger: bad Stranger: bad Stranger: baf Stranger: bad Stranger: bad Stranger: bad Stranger: bad Stranger: bad Stranger: bad You: NOW U KNOW WHERE I LIVE Stranger: veryyy badddddddddd You: IM GONNA KILL MYSELF RIGHT NOW Stranger: dont You: ........................................................................................ Stranger: thats not rite Stranger: and its not funny You: ................................................................. Stranger: u looser You: im a zombie now Stranger: people actually commit suicide over the internet Stranger: its not something to even joke about Stranger: jerk Stranger: jerk Stranger: jerk Stranger: jerk Stranger: jerk Stranger: jerk Stranger: jerk Stranger: jerk Stranger: jerk Stranger: jerk Stranger: jerk Stranger: jerk Stranger: jerk Stranger: jerk You: ok no need to go skitz Stranger: i have turettes its a little hard Stranger: asshole wtf did i do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naomithegreat Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. You: plug in baby? Stranger: babies dont have plugs You: they don't?! D: Stranger: i know Stranger: i was shocked too You: wtf is this madness? Stranger: i tried to charge a baby with an ipod cord, it didnt work You: damn it. i had couple USB cords ready to go... fuck. You: how terrible. Stranger: yea, sorry Stranger: i got a bucket of babies that idk what to do with now You: could always sell them... Stranger: they're old... idk how they're gonna sell Stranger: compared to the newer models You: you has a newer model?! jealous. Stranger: yea, iBaby 4th gen You: still stuck with the 3rd gen. i figure a new one will be released next year. you know how apple is... Stranger: yea, have you seen the new iBaby with a camera? You: NO. but i heard about em. how is it? Stranger: crazy awesome Stranger: tried it out at the apple store You: niiiiiiiice. must do that soon Stranger: but they're sooo expensive You: well i mean its a fucking baby... i would think so. i bought mine off ebay. got a good deal. Stranger: was it jail broken? You: YES. of course. Stranger: mine isnt... stupid baby You: you need to jail break your baby. i'm just sayin. Stranger: idk... i might just get the abortion app and buy the new one You: ah get the chuck norris app. much more entertaining destruction. Stranger: true true Stranger: the baby has sooo many apps You: i know right?! what are your favs? Stranger: angry birds of course Stranger: crazy awesome graphics on the baby You: yeah i heard that. the facebook app SUCKS on the baby though. i threw my baby across the room when the app froze. Stranger: did your baby crack? You: surprising no. Stranger: babies are strangely durable You: IKR. who knew? Stranger: dropped mine on concrete face down. it was a-okay You: the things you can do to babies. it's amazing. i caught my german shepard chewing on my baby once... Stranger: dude, if my dog chewed on my baby... ugh... i'd be so pissed You: i was kinda pissed. but you get over it. Stranger: i guess so. i mean its just a material object You: true story. Stranger: omg... this has been the best chat about babies ever! You: this really has. lmao. Stranger: you're my favorite person at the moment You: same to you, my omegle stranger friend Stranger: omegle stranger friends forever! (omff...) You: lmao. YES. Stranger: ha, we've already assigned a name for our "friendship" and i dont even know your gender... Stranger: extreme stranger friends You: LMAO. F. you? Stranger: F! You: hahaha! nice. ok where are you from? (you can be vague or specific) Stranger: usa Stranger: u? You: usa. Stranger: best chat on omegle i've had, congratulations You: indeed. *shakes your internet hand* Stranger: im glad we had an epic baby talk You: me too. it seems our epic convo must come to an end though... like all good things... You: how sad. Stranger: it has to. but this super awesome chat will live on! .... in our hearts! Stranger: jk Stranger: no room in my heart You: LMAO. same here. but at least i'll think of this when i get on here ... Stranger: awesome. well, i bid thee farewell omff You: farewell. and goodnight. =D Stranger: *waving good bye* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonshoes Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. You: plug in baby? Stranger: babies dont have plugs You: they don't?! D: Stranger: i know Stranger: i was shocked too You: wtf is this madness? Stranger: i tried to charge a baby with an ipod cord, it didnt work You: damn it. i had couple USB cords ready to go... fuck. You: how terrible. Stranger: yea, sorry Stranger: i got a bucket of babies that idk what to do with now You: could always sell them... Stranger: they're old... idk how they're gonna sell Stranger: compared to the newer models You: you has a newer model?! jealous. Stranger: yea, iBaby 4th gen You: still stuck with the 3rd gen. i figure a new one will be released next year. you know how apple is... Stranger: yea, have you seen the new iBaby with a camera? You: NO. but i heard about em. how is it? Stranger: crazy awesome Stranger: tried it out at the apple store You: niiiiiiiice. must do that soon Stranger: but they're sooo expensive You: well i mean its a fucking baby... i would think so. i bought mine off ebay. got a good deal. Stranger: was it jail broken? You: YES. of course. Stranger: mine isnt... stupid baby You: you need to jail break your baby. i'm just sayin. Stranger: idk... i might just get the abortion app and buy the new one You: ah get the chuck norris app. much more entertaining destruction. Stranger: true true Stranger: the baby has sooo many apps You: i know right?! what are your favs? Stranger: angry birds of course Stranger: crazy awesome graphics on the baby You: yeah i heard that. the facebook app SUCKS on the baby though. i threw my baby across the room when the app froze. Stranger: did your baby crack? You: surprising no. Stranger: babies are strangely durable You: IKR. who knew? Stranger: dropped mine on concrete face down. it was a-okay You: the things you can do to babies. it's amazing. i caught my german shepard chewing on my baby once... Stranger: dude, if my dog chewed on my baby... ugh... i'd be so pissed You: i was kinda pissed. but you get over it. Stranger: i guess so. i mean its just a material object You: true story. Stranger: omg... this has been the best chat about babies ever! You: this really has. lmao. Stranger: you're my favorite person at the moment You: same to you, my omegle stranger friend Stranger: omegle stranger friends forever! (omff...) You: lmao. YES. Stranger: ha, we've already assigned a name for our "friendship" and i dont even know your gender... Stranger: extreme stranger friends You: LMAO. F. you? Stranger: F! You: hahaha! nice. ok where are you from? (you can be vague or specific) Stranger: usa Stranger: u? You: usa. Stranger: best chat on omegle i've had, congratulations You: indeed. *shakes your internet hand* Stranger: im glad we had an epic baby talk You: me too. it seems our epic convo must come to an end though... like all good things... You: how sad. Stranger: it has to. but this super awesome chat will live on! .... in our hearts! Stranger: jk Stranger: no room in my heart You: LMAO. same here. but at least i'll think of this when i get on here ... Stranger: awesome. well, i bid thee farewell omff You: farewell. and goodnight. =D Stranger: *waving good bye* EPIC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naomithegreat Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 EPIC IKR! best convo i've ever had on there. i have a special place in my heart for that person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ibelongtoyou4 Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 I've been starting with "Hi I'm Matt and I play in a band called Muse." I've been getting some interesting replies You: Hi I'm Matt and I play in a band called Muse Stranger: seriously? Stranger: i used to love you guys Stranger: now you guys just suck Your conversational partner has disconnected. You: Hi I'm Matt and I play in a band called Muse Stranger: Really? Stranger: I love the Muse! You: THE Muse? Stranger: THE! You: We're just Muse Stranger: The band, Muse. You: No "the" haha You: Just Muse Stranger: Do you know why I love you guys? You: Why? Stranger: You aMuse me! Stranger: AHAR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endlessly_blissed Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 Stranger: Remember when we used to shine? Stranger: Guess not. Stranger: GOD Why did I not check the tab. My first Muser in an hour and a half Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ibelongtoyou4 Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 anyone still on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonshoes Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 anyone still on? Yeah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naomithegreat Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 I'M STILL ON! STILL TRYING. Stranger: LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS You: to defeat the huns! Stranger: DID THEY SEND ME DAUGTERS You: WHEN I ASKED.... FOR SONS!!!! Stranger: YOU'RE THE SADEST BUNCH I EVER MET You: AND YOU CAN BET BEFORE WE'RE THROUGH... Stranger: MISTER I'LL MAKE A MAN OUT OF YOU. Stranger: best random stranger ever You: =D You: yes. this made me LOL Stranger: i didnt think this would work You: i was worried that wasn't the right thing to say. that you weren't making a mulan reference Stranger: it was Stranger: this is an amazing day You: it is. this def is one of the best convos i've ever had Stranger: i concur Stranger: ya well good talkin to ya You: same to you. i hope this works for you again. lol. Stranger: try it lol Stranger: bye Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrebleRose689 Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 OMG This is so fun Stranger: i come in peace . You: Are you a zeta? Stranger: im a beta . You: Not good enough. You have disconnected. I am still looking and looking for a Muser! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ibelongtoyou4 Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 someone just said "you could be my unintended" then left was that anyone on here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruce57 Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 I havent had a muser in a few hours but still having great fun EDIT: coincidence, just found a muser. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naomithegreat Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 still have NO luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrebleRose689 Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 Stranger: How do you feel about Nuclear Physics? You: I prefer Neutron Star Collisions Stranger: Hmmm, admittedly, I haven't read too much about Astronomy. I hope to take some classes on it when I get to college though. ROFLMAO Still no luck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naomithegreat Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 Stranger: How do you feel about Nuclear Physics? You: I prefer Neutron Star Collisions Stranger: Hmmm, admittedly, I haven't read too much about Astronomy. I hope to take some classes on it when I get to college though. ROFLMAO Still no luck let's try and find each other. (this won't work.) code: matteh's banana socks. GO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrebleRose689 Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 let's try and find each other. (this won't work.) code: matteh's banana socks. GO! OMG YES. *is off on the search* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endlessly_blissed Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 WEEE finally got one in a little under two hours: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. You: Erase all the memories, they'll only bring us pain Stranger: And I've seen, all I'll ever need~ You: Muse?? Stranger: Yepps. :DD Stranger: IS IT A MUSER, I SPY? You: Tumblr or .mu? You: OMG! Stranger: Mushroom-Knight on .mu Stranger: You: endlessly_blissed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonshoes Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 let's try and find each other. (this won't work.) code: matteh's banana socks. GO! may I join in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruce57 Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 happy now, finally found one I was a bit unprepared so I wasn't quite sure what to say! You: she buuuuuurns like the sun Stranger: zetas are coming. Stranger: OMG You: DOMMEH?!?! Stranger: MAFFFOOO? Stranger: ;D You: I FOUND YOUU! Stranger: TUMBLR? Stranger: You: why didnt you come looking for me?? You: I have the banana and the phone! Stranger: MAFFOO! DID YOU DROP YOUR PASTA ON THE FLOOR AGAIN You: any idea where the brie is? Stranger: -___- Stranger: NOT GAY CHEESE AGAIN Stranger: -_- You: dommeh! I lurve it soo much! but not as much as I love Belldom <3 <3 Stranger: i love brie too ! but it's definitely not gay maffoo! Stranger: but BELLDOM <33 You: our love will be fowevah You: so hows the ceiling? Stranger: it's swell up there , maffoo Stranger: heheh it was funny when you called me CEILING DOMMEH You: well it was only natuwal, you live in the ceiling You: you dont happen to have any dombwead up there with you, do you? Stranger: nopee You: because i need to nom nom on something Stranger: this is stupid maffoo. ima go tackle you Stranger: CHATTING WHILE IN THE SAME ROOM? You: dommeh, just come in my cave, please, one more timee? Stranger: anytime You: you=bliss+hysteria Stranger: <3 You: makes me feel gud inside You: Stranger: feeling good Stranger: Stranger: fucking fucking little fucking fucking fucking little fucking you know what i mean ;D You: i'm afwaid we cant play it anymore, someone stole my megaphone and threatened me if i tried to get it back Stranger: D: You: cwazy night before that wadio 3 gig, eh? Stranger: ;D Stranger: crazy. You: I'm sowwy I called you a wanker while you were practicing Stranger: oh it's okay maffoooo <33 Stranger: what day is it today? i met a lot of people talking about our inside jokes You: i dont know! I hope they dont have cameras in our rooms.... Stranger: o_o Stranger: im scared maffoo! You: they do not want to know what I did to santa You: lets just say he didn't break on stage..... You: Dommeh.....I've been unfaithful You: what can I do to win you back? Stranger: please me, show me how it's done ;D Stranger: tonight. Stranger: You: please please please let you get what you want? absolut(ion)ley! Stranger: see ya soon maffoo! Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naomithegreat Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 may I join in? yes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrebleRose689 Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 I keep trying and trying. Hahaha. Most people get scared after two seconds (I'm starting with random lyrics, then if someone responds, I'll try the matteh's banana socks thing ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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