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OH MY GOD, HOW!

 

Stranger: How do you feel about Nuclear Physics?

You: I prefer Neutron Star Collisions.

You: (deja vu!)

Stranger: Oh, well, we've already spoken! Seems I'll be off, then. Have a nice evening (or whatever it is where you are).

 

How the hell did I end up with the same person AGAIN, yet still can't find a Muser? :LOL:

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You: counter balance this commotion

Stranger: em ok

Stranger: how?

You: first: get socks and a phone

Stranger: okay

Stranger: and?

You: first let me ask you: are you Feeling Good?

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: why?

You: its necessary to continue with this Glorious experiment

You: now, to achieve ultimate Bliss, avoid Hysteria, and counter balance the commotion, we have to stop the PR transmissions

You: are you sure you want to do this?

Stranger: um sure

You: ok. first eat this *hands mixture of dombread, pasta, and bananas*

You: thats the first step

You: now repeat after me:

You: they will not control us

Stranger: they will not control us

You: we will be victorious

Stranger: we will be victorious

You: so come on! alright, Time is Running Out here. The erased citizen is trapped in the Cave. Do you a)send Fillip in or b)go in yourself and help him Escape?

Stranger has disconnected.

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You: Come in my cave

You: and I'll burn your heart away

You: :eyebrows: ((<<I actually wrote ": eyebrows :" :LOL:)

Stranger: what the fuck is this ?

Stranger: do you enjoy loving SATAN ?

You: I want to satisfy the undisclosed desires in your heart

Stranger: sexual desires or actual desires ?

You: I'm young but I know that I'm aroused.

Stranger: awhh how old are you ?

You: I'm too old to dream

Stranger has disconnected.

 

:LOL: SO FUN

 

(Sorry I keep posting. This is just crazy fun! Still no Musers yet though :()

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You: WELL I'M MATT BELLAMY YOU'RE NOT A FRIEND OF ME!

Stranger: OMG

Stranger: I LUV THE KEYTAR

You: Loool

Stranger: xD

You: cool, so you like my band?

Stranger: Well

Stranger: the keytar is the best bit

You: of course, i agree

Stranger: everything else is kinda sidelined by it

Stranger: is it for sale?

You: don't think so

You: though i have two

You: dunno why

Stranger: I'll pay a lot

You: hmm

You: i'll think about it

Stranger: i'll give you £7,500 for it

You: hmm

You: well

You: if i don't feel the need to play undisclosed desires next tour

You: i'll send it to you

Stranger: thanks

 

:LOL: I think they gave me their address at the end :LOL:

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