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You: Is that you Maffoo? It's me, Dommeh :D

Stranger: omg

Stranger: dommeh!!!!

You: MAFFOO!

Stranger: its you!!!

Stranger: WOOOOOOHOOOOOO

You: I've been looking all OVER for you :D

Stranger: YEAH SAME

You: how are ya?! :D

Stranger: good

Stranger: you?

You: great ^.^

You: eating some brie atm :)

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Stranger: hey-o!

You: maffoo?

Stranger: fuck. seriously? i just want to have one decent, normal conversation before i get out of here.

Stranger: i've been going around this site for literally an hour.

You: you is not my maffoo

You: do not want

You have disconnected.

:LOL:

 

Another one:

Stranger: m or f?

You: maffoo?

Stranger: yea

You: maffoo, why is you looking for horny girls?

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and another one

You: maffoo?

Stranger: nahh soz (y)

You: :(

You: I want my maffoo

You: have you seen him?

Stranger: nope :'( but if you find him tell me coz his dinners on the table and im all worried :'(

You: Chris??? :O:O

Stranger: OMGG YOU LOST CHRIS ASWELL ? :'(

You: Not chris eaver?

You: Kate? O.o

You: o.O

Stranger: nopes and nopess (why do you keep saying random names?) O.o

You: :O

You: you doesn't know who these peoples are! :O

Stranger: NOPES :'( i wanna meet these peopless!! :'(

You: I will give you the key

You: to the magic portal

Stranger: cheers (Y)

You: http://board.muse.mu/index.php (:

You: The keeeey :)

Stranger: Fannnx ;D

You: Chris and maffoo are in Muse (:

Stranger: nicce

Stranger: what about kate? :O

You: Kate is maffoo's gf

Stranger: ahh cool cool

Stranger: so then who are you? O.o

Norman, is it really you? :O

You: I is Dommeh

You: (:

You: Not Norman

Stranger: :( will you tell me if you see a small bald man? coz it might be norman, he got out again :(

You: Oh noes

You: I will tell you

You: and you will tell me if you sees my maffoo?

You: He stole my brie again :'(

Stranger: yehh donnt worry ill tell him :p

Stranger: Nope wair

Stranger: wait *

Stranger: ill tell you ;D

You: He doesn't know I stole his bananas and ate his mushrooms

You: or broke his keytar, he will not be amused :S

Stranger: Im sure he wont wanna know about the bananas :| all hell could break looooose :L

You: mhmm *scared*

You: maffoo hits me :'(

Stranger: :(

You: wif his guitars :'(

Stranger: righht well dommeh,, im offf

tell me if you see norman and ill tell you if i see maffoooo, but i would get some more bananas incase you find him first (Y)

Byee ! :)

You: byebye

You: *waves*

You: and good idea

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and the funniest one (imo)

You: is you my maffoo?

Stranger: I'm horny

You: is you my horny maffoo?

Stranger: Sure wuts that

You: does that means you's going to violate me again? o.O

Stranger: Only if your into it.... I'll touch you up an really violate you

You: I only wanted my brie!

You: *runs*

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You: dommeh?1

Stranger: im only looking for horny straight females or gay males.

You: its you, dommeh!!

You: I've been looking for you!

You: its me, maffo!

You: **mafoo!

You: i have the banana, socks, and a phone. lets get started!

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You: matt?

Stranger: wat?

You: is that you

Stranger: whome u r looking for

You: matthew bellamy

Stranger: no sorry its bash

You: ?

Stranger: i am bash

You: is that ur name

Stranger: m

Stranger: yaa

You: well hi i'm dommeh

Stranger: hi dommeh

Stranger: how old are u

You: 32

You: u sure you dont no matt

Stranger: no i not matt niether i kow him

You: heard of muse?

Stranger: now whats that

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and the funniest one (imo)

You: is you my maffoo?

Stranger: I'm horny

You: is you my horny maffoo?

Stranger: Sure wuts that

You: does that means you's going to violate me again? o.O

Stranger: Only if your into it.... I'll touch you up an really violate you

You: I only wanted my brie!

You: *runs*

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:LOL::LOL::LOL:

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Had the most epic convo yesterday:

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

You: matthew?

Stranger: Yes!

You: its dominic!

Stranger: !

Stranger: Who!

Stranger: ?

You: don't play around matt

Stranger: I don't remember you anymore.

You: now give me my drumsticks back

Stranger: I would love to.

You: or there will soon be a glitterati .3

Stranger: Glitterati?

You: have you had your memory erased by zetas or what?!

Stranger: Exactly.

You: you know! santa! my guitar!

Stranger: Ok.

You: red, glittery

Stranger: yep

You: the gay one

Stranger: yeah

You: matt.. what have they done to you

Stranger: I donno

You: u cant even remember ur guitar!

Stranger: Yep

You: can u remember muse?

Stranger: Nowadays I'm a pianist.

You: but you've always played piano!

Stranger: Yep.

You: at least u can remember that...

Stranger: yeah

You: but hey that doesnt mean neutron star collision at every gig, ok

Stranger: Yeah

Stranger: I guess

You: i know ur lovesick, but thats no excuse

Stranger: I'm spinning like a lovesick dolphin.

You: u should play ruled by secrecy instead

You: hey don't u dare use that as new lyrics matthew

Stranger: Huh? you're gonna stop me?

You: well obviously... i already hid ur keytar

Stranger: That's ok.

Stranger: I get a new one from thomann

You: and rigged ur mansons so u cant play guiding light

Stranger: Light is overrated, you know?

You: yeah... ur finally seeing sense! so no more starlight either, yeah?

Stranger: Yeah!

You: but dark shines is ok

You: in fact more than ok

You: i bet the fans wish we played that one

Stranger: Infared radiation is acceptable

Stranger: barely

Stranger: if you know what I mean?

You: yeah it is.. but dont u dare start quoting feeling good at me

Stranger: Ok then..

You: i know its the best version of the song, but everyone's sick of it now

Stranger: How come?

You: even if you were really hot in the vid

You: because its cheesy matthew! and u always play it

Stranger: I totally see you point. Everyone knows the monkey but the monkey doesn't know anyone.

Stranger: It's just how it is.

You: the fans want the old, crazy, origin of symmetry matthew bellamy

You: and so do i

Stranger: Yeah I know the rules

You: i miss you matt...

Stranger: I miss you too

You: but we'll be together soon for the australian leg of the tour

Stranger: I miss australia

You: ready for down under?

Stranger: OH yeah I am!

You: yeah big day out rocks

Stranger: :D

You: but i promise i'll remember perth this time (i knew it wasn't adelaide!)

Stranger: Yeah! I know, i know...

You: and I won't let Nic Cester harrass me again

Stranger: I highly recommend that.

You: you know i belong to you, matt...

You: (but u cant play that either!)

Stranger: Of course I do. Don't worry about it.

Stranger: I can now!

You: nooo!

Stranger: Yes!

Stranger: I can!

You: ok but u must practice ur french then

Stranger: yes, indeed, I've studied only russian last few months

You: authough people probably fing ur inability to pronounce the letter r endearing

Stranger: yep

You: russian?

Stranger: yes, Don't ask why!

You: trying to thwart another american-russian government conspiracy?

Stranger: I told not to ask why!

You: matt,mattt.... i know ur scared, but try to understand

Stranger: No!

You: when the zetas fill the skies its NOT our leaders in disguise!

You: we've been through this

Stranger: Thanks for advice...

You: this is not 1984, matt! GEORGE ORWELL WROTE FICTION!

Stranger: Orwell?

You: matt! u don't remember ur favorite book!

Stranger: gosh!

Stranger: I'm into Tshehov now.

You: don't worry matt, your dommie will always be here to protect you

Stranger: thanks!

Stranger: You know what?

You: what matt

You: did we run out of bananas

Stranger: I got to go now... harvesting namely.

You: the world isn't going to end! u can already kill chickens isnt than enough?

Stranger: Well, you know me well.

You: we don't have to be self-sufficient

You: too well

Stranger: ooh yeah...

You: but i love you any way

Stranger: :3

Stranger: OK, see you in Perth!

Stranger: I can't wait!

You: Adelaide, you dick!

You: lol

You: see you

Stranger: :( oh yeah

Stranger: God speed!

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You: Muse

Stranger: hi

Stranger: Starlight

You: ;D

Stranger: Absolution

Stranger: They are awesome

You: Oh you are awesome!

Stranger: Thanks, it is the map of the problematique that got me here

You: Really? I used the Map of Your Head

Stranger: Wow, you should Take a Bow

You: I would, but the Assassin would shoot me : /

Stranger: No they wouldn't, the Knights of Cydonia are coming with me to save you

You: Excellent, that will be Glorious.

Stranger: Just don't get the Stockholm Syndrome with me.

Stranger: I'm bad news

Stranger: I am both Bliss and Hysteria wrapped into one

You: Okay... just don't go into Fury around me, I don't want to start an Uprising.

Stranger: It's okay, I live in the CIty of Delusion, so none of this is real

You: Phew, it isn't a Hoodoo.

Stranger: Yeah, well, I have Undisclosed Desires

Stranger: so I must Sing for Absolution

You: I'm Ruled By Secrecy about what I'm about to tell you.

You: Jimmy Kane actually lives in a Cave.

Stranger: Time Is Running Out!!!!!!

You: D: APOCALYPSE PLEASE!

Stranger: Well, not from this Man of Mystery

You: Really? I was expecting you to live in the House of the Rising Sun, it's near the United States of Eurasia.

Stranger: That's where all the Butterflies and Hurricanes are

You: Yes, they suffer from Unnatural Selection.

Stranger: But that's only In Your World

Stranger: Where I live it's all about Sunburn

You: Really? Where I am, it's all a Muscle Museum.

You: Everyone has Space Dementia and Micro Cuts.

Stranger: But all that really matters in the end is that I Belong To You

You: you truly are my Guiding Light (ew)

Stranger: :p

You: You are totally from the messageboard aren't you?

Stranger: See that's where Muse went wrong with their song titles

Stranger: Guiding Light, I Belong to You ?!?!?

You: Yeah, not good. Hahaha.

Stranger: Actually, I'm not from the messageboard

You: Really!? Wow, you seem to know your stuff, so I just presumed. Hahaha

You: When you pulled out Man of Mystery, I was like O.O

Stranger: I listened to Absolution and Black Holes and Revelation endlessly

Stranger: I'm Ruled by Secrecy

Stranger: I'm Invincible

You: Absolution is my favourite album of all time, but after that, I think they succumbed a bit to Showbiz.

Stranger: You know your stuff, too

Stranger: Yeah, I missed them for the Absolution tour, but saw them with Black Holes and Revelations

Stranger: Still pretty awesome, but after that, they kind of lost me a bit

You: Yeah, I'm going to see them in 44 days :D

Stranger: Where?

You: Perth

Stranger: see you are counting down, so you must be from the message board

You: haahhaha

You: so true.

Stranger: Dammit, why aren't they coming to Tokyo?

You: They went there not long ago, start of the year I think.

You: That was ages ago *facepalm*

Stranger: How did I miss that?

You: Not sure :(

You: They played alot of old songs too, like Dead Star and all the awesome ones.

Stranger: You're right...January 12, 2010!

You: :D

Stranger: Great, now I'm going to want to play Absolution tonight

You: In that case, I have done my duty.

You: hahaha

Stranger: And know that you're the one who will be in Bliss in 44 days

You: Yep! I'll lose it if they play Bliss.

You: Or Citizen Erased.

You: Or Dead Star.

You: *drool*

Stranger: Don't even tell me

Stranger: It just hurts thinking about it.

You: I'm sorry.

Stranger: Wow, I need a good rocking concert

Stranger: Maybe jumping around my apartment to Map of the Problematique and Starlight will work

You: Someone good will be over there surely.

You: Might work, just turn it up real loud.

 

 

 

I almost died when they said Man of Mystery.

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Stranger: OHAI.

You: Glaciers melting in the dead of night and the superstars sucked into the supermassive

You: O HAI THAR

Stranger: blackhole?

Stranger: :D

You: SUPERMASSIVE!

Stranger: so like, whats happening stranger?

Stranger: Hellz yeah.

You: Feeling Good, you?

Stranger: The same.

Stranger: Though i am slightly intoxicated.

Stranger: Not sure if thats helping or not.

You: really?

Stranger: seriously.

You: oooh not good

Stranger: I know i'm going to dis.

Stranger: *die

You: D:

Stranger: but hey thats one solution to forever alone.

Stranger: harhar :3

You: WE SHOULD NEVER BE AFRAID TO DIE!

You: :3

Stranger: I AM NOT.

Stranger: I WELCOME DEATH.

You: So, muse fan I'm guessing?

Stranger: me and death are homies for suresies.

You: XD

Stranger: Semi.

Stranger: I listen to some of there musics.

Stranger: not die hard or anything.

You: :D

Stranger: HOW ABOUT YOU?

You: DIE HARD MUSE FAN AT YOUR SERVICE.

You: (Y)

Stranger: EXCUSE ME DIS HARD FAN.

Stranger: but where are you from?

You: Seen them live twice :D

You: Uk

Stranger: bitchin'

You: :p

Stranger: I'd like to go to the uk one day. just to skip down a street.

Stranger: sipping tea.

Stranger: cause that sounds like golly good fun.

Stranger: *jolly

You: XD Do it. My friend and I randomly skipped around in disneyland paris, whilst sing muse songs. I think we scarred the little kids XD

You: *sinigin

You: ffs

You: *SINGING GOD DAMN GET IT RIGHT

Stranger: scarring little children, one of the greatest joys in life.

You: Exactly.

You: Halloween is such a blast

Stranger: halloween isn't celebrated here so its like 143549765857 times better.

Stranger: just like, run down the street in a goblin suit.

You: ooh k then, where're you from?

Stranger: australia.

Stranger: boring right? D:

You: Ahhh yeah, fair enough

You: my cousins live in Aus ^__^

Stranger: harhar nice (:

You: :p

You: you're awesome, you should join the muse messageboard and get to know a bit more about the band!

Stranger: Why thank-you kind... you xP

Stranger: and maybe i will.

You: hehe no probs, want the link>

You: *?

Stranger: suree.

You: board.muse.mu

Stranger: probably won;t go on it again aftre tonight but hey! sure! why not?!

You: :D

You: you might like it there!

You: there's quite a few australian fans

Stranger: haha just maybe.

Stranger: i'm not sure i'm enough of a hardcore muse lover enough.

Stranger: honestly, i know like five songs.

Stranger: Not even :l

You: don't worry about that, there's plenty of friendly people

Stranger: harhar, i'm sure there are.

You: i'd reccommend buying or at least listening to Absolution and Origin of Symmertry

You: those are muse's best albums

Stranger: mmk then.

Stranger: i shall look into it ;D

You: you won't regret it! :D

Stranger: haha im sure i wont ;P

You: I can't choose a favourite between the two, THEY'RE BOTH SO GOOD!

Stranger: rawfl xP

Stranger: what other bands do you like?

You: Hmmm, AC/DC, Rage against The Machine, the Hoosiers, Hurts, Kasabian, Queen, Aerosmith, Jet, Franz Ferdinand...and aload others :p

Stranger: haha i like (:

You: :D

You: you?

Stranger: ahhh mayday parade, cute is what we aim for, asking alexandria, bring me the horizon, alesana and heaps more aswell ;D

You: Ahh, yeah I've heard of some of them :p

Stranger: yeah i listen to majority heavy stuff xP

Stranger: anywhoozles.

You: I like that word! XD

Stranger: haha well you're welcome to use it :p

You: I shall! :D

Stranger: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew~

You: Squeeeeeeeee~!

Stranger: THE ANCHIENT LANGUAGE OF ASHER IS FINALLY GETTING OUT :D

You: o_o

Stranger: harhar ;P

Stranger: ignore me.

You: lol nah that's cool XD

Stranger: well thankyou :p

Stranger: You're a very tollerant stranger.

You: you're cool to talk to :3

Stranger: other people wouldve disconnected by now.

Stranger: nawwwwwh :3

Stranger: why thankyou (:

Stranger: as are you :D

You: I was looking for a nice convo

You: Awww thanks! ^_^

You: And I found one! :D

Stranger: weeeeeeeeeeeeeew~

Stranger: dance party for celebrations.

You: \mm/

Stranger: golly, you have a few extra fingers there.

You: two hands (Y)

Stranger: i see.

Stranger: pardon me.

You: XD

Stranger: ;D

Stranger: so like yeah.

You: whaaaat?

Stranger: Nothing... :D

You: alrighty then

You: lol

Stranger: haha xP

Stranger: so like, whats ya name stranger?

You: Kez

You: and you?

Stranger: asher.

You: Oh yeah XD /fail

You: nice to meet you!

Stranger: nic to meet you too! ;D

You: *shakes hand*

Stranger: -and pulls into a hug- :D

You: Awww!

Stranger: hand shakes are only for real men. i'm not a real man yet D:

Stranger: haha ;P

You: I'm a girl.......wait what?!

You: XD

Stranger: I know that silly ;P

You: OMG this is too awesome! XD http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybVnVkz81yY&feature=player_embedded

You: Just had it linked to me

Stranger: if your rick rolling me, i kill you (:

You: promise, I'm not

Stranger: lololololol.

Stranger: he totes just got owned.

You: I just want you to know that I love you guize!!1 *hit in the face!*

You: LOLOLOLOL

Stranger: ahhhh that is tumblr worthy.

You: XD YES

You: I've got Citizen erazed stuck in my head now XD (The song Matt was singing)

Stranger: harhar xD

Stranger: HEY KEZ.

Stranger: HEY GUESS WHAT.

You: I love how beiber's all like "OOOOWWW???!?!" and Matt's just like "Can't touch this." XD

Stranger: :'D

Stranger: sahh true.

You: OMGOMG WHAT

Stranger: OMGOMG

Stranger: You just lost the game :3

You: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

You: Chuck Norris.

Stranger: Gothblocked.

You: dayum

You: Welll......http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/invalid_1.jpg

Stranger: :l

Stranger: i have nothing to say to this.

You: lolpwned

Stranger: Y U DO DIS?!

Stranger: i mustache you a question.

Stranger: but i'll shave it for you later ;D

You: XDXDXDXDXD That's good one!

Stranger: iknowright? ;D

You: trudat

You: Please tell me you joined the muse message board?

Stranger: nahh not yet.

Stranger: why?

You: I wanted to send you a friend request on there XP

Stranger: haha kay

Stranger: i'll make it JUST for you.

You: you're too kind

Stranger: iknowright?

Stranger: to kind for my own good ;P

You: XD

Stranger: pfft now i have to open my email.

You: sucks

Stranger: OH THE EFFORT.

You: I KNOW IT'S LIKE THEY EXPECT US TO DO THINGS FOR OURSELVES OR SOMETHING

Stranger: im now registered.

Stranger: PFFFT WE SHALL PROTEST!

Stranger: or get robot slaves...

You: THEY WILL NOT FOOORRRCCCEE US!

You: Btw, there is an Omegle thread in Other Muse topics, I'm gonna post this convo there if that's ok with you :)

Stranger: haha sure thang.

Stranger: I'm sicklullaby btw.

You: Right, I'm Xx_MUSE_xX /lame name I know

Stranger: harhar such an emo sounding username.

You: Better than mine X3

You: friend request sent!

You: I'm afraid I must go now :( I need to get ready for my photography lesson, i've got an hour.

Stranger: dawwwhkay then.

You: I'll see you on the Muse forum! ;D

Stranger: haha sure ;P

You: I'll say hi on your profile but I must really go now, even though my lesson's only an hour long XD

Stranger: haha kay then xP

Stranger: BAI THEN (:

You: Bai! *waves* See you around!

 

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Stranger: PWOPER FUCKING WOCK!!

You: ASTWOIDS!

Stranger: YES!

You: MWAHAHAHAH

Stranger: Maffo!

You: Dommmmmeeehhhh

Stranger: Controlling my feelings for too long

You: Controlling my feelings for tooo longgg

Stranger: Controlling my feelings for too longggggg

You: controlling my feeeeelings forr too longggggg

Stranger: Forcing our darkest sooouuuuuullllls to unfoooooooooold

You: and forcing our darkest soooulds to unfoolld!

Stranger: Pushing us intoooooo self Destruction...

You: and pushing us intooo seeelf distruuucccctiiiioooooooon

Stranger: AAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNDDDD THEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYY MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKEEE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEee

You: MAKE ME DREAAAAM YOUR DREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMSSSSSSS

Stranger: ANNNNNNDDDDDD THEEYYYY MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKEEEEE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

You: MAKE ME SCREAAAAAAAAAAAAAM YOUR SCREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMS

You: *MATT GUITAR SEX*

Stranger: *Dommeh orgasm*

You: *Chwis silence*

Stranger: SIT THE FUUUCKK DOWNNNNN!!

You: MWAHAHAHA

You: *cant take anymore*

Stranger: I love you Maffo <3

You: I love you more Dommmeeeeh! <3

Stranger: And you're right...these skinnies are a bit gay ;)

You: awww, I knew you'd come to realize sooner or later :D

You: What do you think about my scarf?

Stranger: Sexy.

You: I want you.

Stranger: I want you more, I'm hornier!

You: What about Kate? :(

Stranger: Belldom FTW! ;P

You: AGREED! SCREW THAT BITCH!

You: Dommmyyyyy>Kate D:

Stranger: *mad mushroom fueled sex session ensues*

You: *watches dom and chwis shower sex *

Stranger: Omnomnomnom :)

You: ehehehehehehehhe

You: facebook?

Stranger: What do you think of Buster?

Stranger: Yep :)

You: ahhk :p

You: Buster <3

You: awesome name for a bub :)

Stranger: He's soo cute!

You: Yes! and his mouth looks heaps like chris' :p

Stranger: Stud that Chris is xD

You: he's a fucking sexy beast

You: and thats coming from a dude! :p

Stranger: this is so going on the Muser's unite facebook page ^_^

Stranger: Hey, I'm a dude too!

Stranger: LMFAO!

You: xD

You: muse men love <3

Stranger: Oh yes! <3

Stranger: You're the first Muser I've come across actually :)

You: same!

You: i was on for about half an hour earlier, no luck

You: and then i came on just before, and first go i got you!

Stranger: I've been an hour solid :D

You: nice :p

Stranger: I've had a few fun ones, but, yeah..

Stranger: thank you so much man, you made my day :)

You: same :)

You: good luck finding more, aye? :)

Stranger: I'll post it on the page soon, see you around? And good luck :)

You: yeah, ill post in it after you do that! :)

You: Alright, I'm going hunting

You: catch :)

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Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

You: dommeh?

Stranger: :D

Stranger: OMGGGG

Stranger: did you see him?

You: it's me

You: maffoo

Stranger: OMGGGG

Stranger: mafooo, did you really not see dommeh?

You: are you not dommeh?

Stranger: maybe he's in the ceiling

Stranger: no, I'm sowwy

You: :(

Stranger: :(

Stranger: how's kate?

You: fine

You: thanks for asking

Stranger: no prob

You: u like brie?

Stranger: yes

You: that's a gay cheese u know

Stranger: I know

You: u are dommeh o.o

Stranger: u like bananas?

You: yeah

Stranger: :D

You: wearing just socks and a phone :D

Stranger: u are maffo

Stranger: :3

Stranger: you definately are...

You: i know

You: so

You: ur from the messageboards too?

Stranger: I have an account, sometimes I'm on the boards...

You: ah

You: what's your name out there? :p

Stranger: sanushrah

Stranger: you?

You: mine's Dannyveno

You: u know

You: i'm gonna look for another dommeh

Stranger: ok, good luck maffoo

Stranger: take care of your socks

You: see you on .mu

You: will do :p

You: vye

You: bye

You: *waves*

Stranger: cheers

Stranger: *waves back*

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Stranger: hi

You: maffo are you here?

Stranger: no

You: D:

Stranger: haha thats cute

Stranger: lol

You: did you see him?

Stranger: no

You: wearing just socks and a phone for him

You: -.-

Stranger: (~*3*)~

You: I have to search maffoo somewhere else then...

You: thnx

Stranger: okay good luck

Stranger: how are you?

You: bai

You: fine

You: well, but not great

Stranger: whats your name?

You: I wish maffoo was here...

You: Dommeh

Stranger: where ya from ?

You: GB

Stranger: huh?

Stranger: where is it?

You: but...I really have to find MAFFOO MOW

You: NOW

You: CHEERS

 

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Stranger: hi

You: is that you maffoo?

Stranger: no

You: D:

You: have you seen him?

Stranger: yeah

You: :D

You: :D

You: where?

Stranger: just nw he left

You: where? whre did he leave?

Stranger: near my home

You: really?

Stranger: yeah

You: and I told him not to go in strange places...

You: bad boy

You: he never listens to me

Stranger: v r fnds

You: ?

Stranger: we r friends

You: really?

You: and he didn't tell me...

You: no pasta tonight for him

Stranger: i wil give him

You: NO!

Stranger: NO?

You: MAFFOOO IZ MIIINE

Stranger: kk urs

You: :D

Stranger: i'm just joking

You: tell him he shold come to Dommeh

Stranger: i wil. wats ur name

You: Dommeh

Stranger: wow

Stranger: nice

You: please, he has to hurry

Stranger: why

You: can't tell a stranger that...

Stranger: ohho i got it

You: :3

Stranger: ?

You: :D

Stranger: :-)

Stranger: wazz up

You: have to go wait for MAffoo

You: cheers

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Best one yet:

 

 

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You: dommeh?

Stranger: 你好我是春哥我来自天朝

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Just found musersgonnamuse on Omegle too :)

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You: dommeh?

Stranger: 你好我是春哥我来自天朝

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Just found musersgonnamuse on Omegle too :)

 

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