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Not a muser..but, god he's stupidly fun.

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

You: GUIDIIING LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Stranger: wat?

You: GUIDIIING LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTGUIDIIING LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTGUIDIIING LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTGUIDIIING LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTGUIDIIING LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTGUIDIIING LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTGUIDIIING LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTGUIDIIING LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTGUIDIIING LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTGUIDIIING LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

You: yes thats right

You: its haunting you

Stranger: freeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaakkkkkkkkyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy wwwwwwwwwwwwiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrdddddddddddd ppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrssssssssssssssssssoooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnn

You: thanks :D

Stranger: take that nigger!!!!!! mouhhahah >:D

Stranger: u sand bitch

You: thom is that you?!

Stranger: yes howd u know!

You: Im MATT!

Stranger: omg i hjavnt talked to u in forever!!!

You: I know, you bitch!

Stranger: wait matt baird?

You: whats taking so long, thom! learn how to write fast! check up your eyes

You: yes how did you know D:

Stranger: lies! why would u lie to me!

You: this is wierd

You: ask me something!!1

You: I never lie to you Thom, never!

Stranger: and i am mahad! D: i am all knowing

You: that wasn't a question?

Stranger: mahamad*

Stranger: how do u know that matt!!!!!!!!

You: mr.wonky eye?

Stranger: mr potatoe head!

You: confused mahamad is confused

Stranger: why? dont be this is very simple stuff

You: Okey, I have to go now mahamad.....learn to write some good music, and go fix that eye... Ill be seeing you soon

You: SOON

Stranger: nooooo matt!

You: why? its late

Stranger: its 5:00

You: thats late---.....

You: .....

Stranger: ur face is late! ur mom is late

Stranger: hahh so u wanna talk about mother

You: FIX YOUR EYE!!!!

Stranger: whats wrong with my eye!

You: RADIOHEAD, LOL!!

You have disconnected.

 

 

Presenting you the first real stupid Thom and his friend Matt. Radiohead, lol

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Not a muser..but, god he's stupidly fun.

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

You: GUIDIIING LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Stranger: wat?

You: GUIDIIING LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTGUIDIIING LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTGUIDIIING LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTGUIDIIING LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTGUIDIIING LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTGUIDIIING LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTGUIDIIING LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTGUIDIIING LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTGUIDIIING LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTGUIDIIING LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

You: yes thats right

You: its haunting you

Stranger: freeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaakkkkkkkkyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy wwwwwwwwwwwwiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrdddddddddddd ppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrssssssssssssssssssoooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnn

You: thanks :D

Stranger: take that nigger!!!!!! mouhhahah >:D

Stranger: u sand bitch

You: thom is that you?!

Stranger: yes howd u know!

You: Im MATT!

Stranger: omg i hjavnt talked to u in forever!!!

You: I know, you bitch!

Stranger: wait matt baird?

You: whats taking so long, thom! learn how to write fast! check up your eyes

You: yes how did you know D:

Stranger: lies! why would u lie to me!

You: this is wierd

You: ask me something!!1

You: I never lie to you Thom, never!

Stranger: and i am mahad! D: i am all knowing

You: that wasn't a question?

Stranger: mahamad*

Stranger: how do u know that matt!!!!!!!!

You: mr.wonky eye?

Stranger: mr potatoe head!

You: confused mahamad is confused

Stranger: why? dont be this is very simple stuff

You: Okey, I have to go now mahamad.....learn to write some good music, and go fix that eye... Ill be seeing you soon

You: SOON

Stranger: nooooo matt!

You: why? its late

Stranger: its 5:00

You: thats late---.....

You: .....

Stranger: ur face is late! ur mom is late

Stranger: hahh so u wanna talk about mother

You: FIX YOUR EYE!!!!

Stranger: whats wrong with my eye!

You: RADIOHEAD, LOL!!

You have disconnected.

 

 

Presenting you the first real stupid Thom and his friend Matt. Radiohead, lol

 

:LOL:

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This is the closest I've gotten to finding Ines:

 

Stranger: hi

You: Ines?

Stranger: yes?

Stranger: howd u know my name?!

You: Is it really you?

Stranger: erm

Stranger: ur scaring me

You: Do you like Muse?

Stranger: :(

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: seriously, howd u know that??

You: I don't know. I'm looking for Ines AKA Pokemew, but I doubt that's you.

You: I'm looking for Muse fans

Stranger: no

Stranger: its not me :/

Stranger: but i am a muse fan :)

You: Sorry to scare you!

You: Yay Muse! What's your fave song by them?

You: Is your name really Ines though?

Stranger: well it's not Ines

Stranger: but Ynes

You: Oh, close enough. I guess it's pronounced the same way.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

You: yo

Stranger: hi

You: are you typing while eating cheese?

Stranger: no..

Stranger: lol

Stranger: i wasnt typing :/

You: it says you're typing

Stranger: it said YOU were typing :D

You: it's name must be matt then cause it lies

Stranger: lol

Stranger: well anyway.. whats up? :D

You: doing homework...researching conspiracy theories

You: you?

Stranger: bored... chatting.

Stranger: came from rollerblading with my friends

You: rollerblading?

Stranger: yup..

You: are you good at it?

Stranger: No.

Stranger: lol

You: do you wear pillows on your bum?

Stranger: we wanted to do something so we went to a park

Stranger: no lol

You: are your skates leopard print?

Stranger: lol no...

You: oops...cia calling ciao!

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This is the closest I've gotten to finding Ines:

 

Stranger: hi

You: Ines?

Stranger: yes?

Stranger: howd u know my name?!

You: Is it really you?

Stranger: erm

Stranger: ur scaring me

You: Do you like Muse?

Stranger: :(

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: seriously, howd u know that??

You: I don't know. I'm looking for Ines AKA Pokemew, but I doubt that's you.

You: I'm looking for Muse fans

Stranger: no

Stranger: its not me :/

Stranger: but i am a muse fan :)

You: Sorry to scare you!

You: Yay Muse! What's your fave song by them?

You: Is your name really Ines though?

Stranger: well it's not Ines

Stranger: but Ynes

You: Oh, close enough. I guess it's pronounced the same way.

 

Stranger: hi

You: INESSSSSSSSSS

Stranger: YEAAAHHH

Stranger: wait, what?

You: D:

:(

 

:eek::eek::eek: nooo :'(

 

I'm still writing "Brie is a gay cheese"

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Stranger: sup bozo

You: Your mom's a bozo

Stranger: how dare you

You: Pfft

Stranger: you fart?

You: Ha ha ha!

Stranger: i love you

You: I love your mom. Do you like Muse?

Stranger: if by 'like' you mean 'want to piss on' then yes

You: :(

Stranger: sorry, i used to be in that band and those dudes fucked me over

Stranger: its a bias

Stranger: really they are great

You: Oh, right. You were not, silly. Must have been another band.

Stranger: nope, it was muse alright

Stranger: i wrote that song super massive black hole

You: Maybe you're thinking of Nickelback. Now those guys suck ass.

You: lol. You wish you wrote that song.

Stranger: no i dont, its a terrible song... i regret letting my brain fart it out

You: Your mom likes Muse.

Stranger: dudebro, nickleback rocks manbro

You: I'm depressed now.

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Stranger: sup bozo

You: Your mom's a bozo

Stranger: how dare you

You: Pfft

Stranger: you fart?

You: Ha ha ha!

Stranger: i love you

You: I love your mom. Do you like Muse?

Stranger: if by 'like' you mean 'want to piss on' then yes

You: :(

Stranger: sorry, i used to be in that band and those dudes fucked me over

Stranger: its a bias

Stranger: really they are great

You: Oh, right. You were not, silly. Must have been another band.

Stranger: nope, it was muse alright

Stranger: i wrote that song super massive black hole

You: Maybe you're thinking of Nickelback. Now those guys suck ass.

You: lol. You wish you wrote that song.

Stranger: no i dont, its a terrible song... i regret letting my brain fart it out

You: Your mom likes Muse.

Stranger: dudebro, nickleback rocks manbro

You: I'm depressed now.

 

:LOL: i should not be doing this :LOL:

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I was just messing around an hour ago, and got harrassed by two of you guys (I think)!

 

The first said "HEY YOU CRAZY KIDS!" to which I responded "Maffoo!". The second said "THERE IS NO GOD TO PUNISH US!" to which I responded "And make a fuss".

 

Who was it!? :p

 

Oh, and I'm temporarily banned from Omegle :D

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