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You: paranoia is in bloom

Stranger: why?

You: because the PR transmissions will resume!

Stranger: -.-

Stranger: everybody sick in this chat

Stranger: and i start boring

You: would like some drugs to keep you all dumbed down?

Stranger: no, thx

You: well, you'll never see the truth around, so come on!

Stranger: xD

Stranger: you sick :)

Stranger: from Virginia?!

You: i promise im not

Stranger: kár :/

You: i plant seeds, you?

You: i work in a UPS store packaging lies, too

You: to keep people trapped in greed, ya know?

You: boring life, really

Stranger: i try to understand you...:D

You: its lyrics to a song :)

Stranger: i cant speak english very well..sorry, i understand what you sais..i just slow :D

Stranger: sry

You: oh its fine! do you like MUSE?!?!?!

Stranger: NO

Stranger: :D

You have disconnected.

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I had a funny non-Muse conversation. The stranger started out by asking me what would he see if I pasted right now?

 

So, I pasted. Since I was prepping for a class last night, the last thing I had copied was a passage from Herodotus, on Egyptian religious beliefs.

 

That shut that stranger up pretty quick, I tell you ;)

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14 musers, 2 maffo's , 1 Chris and 2 Zetas.

oh.. and a girl how was really happy cause she thought i was real Matt :chuckle:

 

 

 

this one was the best

 

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

Stranger: I cant read The Small Print

You: well, you could be my unintended

Stranger: aww thanks:) but im having a blackout

You: Hide from the mirror, the cracks and the memories

Stranger: but she burns like the sun!

You: but i can't look away!

You: maybe we could go to the muscle museum tonight?

Stranger: yes please

You: maybe learn some nature_1 ?

Stranger: i think I belong to you

You: but dont telll me you have stockholm syndrom

You: e

Stranger: I do but do we need this? tell me do we really need this?

You: muser, my friend,.. spread our code to the stars

Stranger: we must rescue everyone!

Stranger: them all!!

You: hold you hands up t your eyes again!

Stranger: not again I want to be your plug in baby

You: i;m only wearing socks and phone

Stranger: I DON'T NEED ANOTHER MAP OF YOUR HEAD!

You: i think You wanted more than I was worth

Stranger: why cant you just love her? why be such a monster?

You: I CAN'T GET IT RIGHT SINCE I MET YOU!

Stranger: is that because she burns?

You: no... You're working so hard

You: And you're never in charge

Stranger: but she's giving you all the pease and joy in her mind

You: but how much deception can you take?

Stranger: before you declear this an emergiensy

You: i think we have an emergency, ASSASSIN IS BORN!

You: Twitter muser?

Stranger: oh no!! i've travel half the wolrd to say i belong to you

Stranger: @MathildeMuse

You: @imwithdband

Stranger: n u?

You: :D

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

Stranger: I cant read The Small Print

You: well, you could be my unintended

Stranger: aww thanks:) but im having a blackout

You: Hide from the mirror, the cracks and the memories

Stranger: but she burns like the sun!

You: but i can't look away!

You: maybe we could go to the muscle museum tonight?

Stranger: yes please

You: maybe learn some nature_1 ?

Stranger: i think I belong to you

You: but dont telll me you have stockholm syndrom

You: e

Stranger: I do but do we need this? tell me do we really need this?

You: muser, my friend,.. spread our code to the stars

Stranger: we must rescue everyone!

Stranger: them all!!

You: hold you hands up t your eyes again!

Stranger: not again I want to be your plug in baby

You: i;m only wearing socks and phone

Stranger: I DON'T NEED ANOTHER MAP OF YOUR HEAD!

You: i think You wanted more than I was worth

Stranger: why cant you just love her? why be such a monster?

You: I CAN'T GET IT RIGHT SINCE I MET YOU!

Stranger: is that because she burns?

You: no... You're working so hard

You: And you're never in charge

Stranger: but she's giving you all the pease and joy in her mind

You: but how much deception can you take?

Stranger: before you declear this an emergiensy

You: i think we have an emergency, ASSASSIN IS BORN!

You: Twitter muser?

Stranger: oh no!! i've travel half the wolrd to say i belong to you

Stranger: @MathildeMuse

You: @imwithdband

Stranger: n u?

You: :D

 

:LOL::LOL::LOL:

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You: Brie is a gay cheese

Stranger: Howard, don't say those things.

You: Hey shut up Bellamy!

Stranger: HOWARD.

Stranger: you disgust me!

You: WUT

Stranger: now see, THIS is why I cheated with Henry!

You: AND YOU?RE A FUCKING PRICK BELLAMY

Stranger: AT LEAST HENRY CAN LOVE ME

Stranger: HE KNOWS

Stranger: HOW TO LOVE A WOMAN

You: FUCK YOU

Stranger: AND YOU

Stranger: WHAT DO YOU DO

Stranger: ALL YOU DO

Stranger: IS FUCKING YELL AT ME, TELL ME HOW WORTHLESS I AM

Stranger: YOU KNOW WHAT HOWIE

You: WELL YOU ARE

Stranger: I'M TAKING THE KIDS AND GOING TO HENRY'S

Stranger: I DON'T NEED YOU ANYMORE

You: I DONT NEED YOU TOO!

You: YOU COULD HAVE BEEN NUMBER ONE

You: AND YOU COULD HAVE RULED THE WHOLE WORLD

You: AND WE COULD HAVE HAD SO MUCH FUN

You: BUT YOU BLEW IT AWAY

Stranger: YEAH? WELL THAT'S... wait, what

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

 

 

what the fuck this was weird :LOL:

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Imagine the fun it could have been if this was a Muser! *sigh*

 

You: HEY YOU CRAZY KIDS!

Stranger: HEY CAPTAIN

You: yes, i pilot the plane

Stranger: hope there no snakes on it

You: no, but there's an aweful lot of leopard print

 

 

 

Dammit pokemew, I can't eat, sleep or pee until I've found you! D:

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hello there :D

 

i just had such an epic conversation with one muser on omegle, but i forgot to copy it :rolleyes:

he was dom and i was matt, and all we did was write lots of belldom crap, but it was fun :LOL::p

 

me too except i was Dom

:happy:

maybe it was you :erm:

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