Guest nick913 Posted July 5, 2010 Share Posted July 5, 2010 We've all heard chuck norris jokes, obv.. But we also know about that guy Chris in a band called Muse [?] Super chill, awesome-bass player... so if we replaced Bruce Lee, with Chris wolstenholme, during that fight (in teh bruce lee movie of which I forget the name). who wins? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tofu Posted July 5, 2010 Share Posted July 5, 2010 Bruce Lee would cower in fear at the site of Chris Wolstenholme. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calliope. Posted July 5, 2010 Share Posted July 5, 2010 Bruce Lee would cower in fear at the site of Chris Wolstenholme. Especially with a glimpse of chest hair or the the Pedro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elise<3sMuse Posted July 5, 2010 Share Posted July 5, 2010 ! but speak of chuck norris: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectrum IV Posted July 5, 2010 Share Posted July 5, 2010 Nobody's voting for Chris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmo57 Posted July 5, 2010 Share Posted July 5, 2010 When Chuck would try one of his feeble roundhouse kicks, it would barely affect Chris, making a metallic "clank" sound. Then, Chris would retaliate with a ROUNDWOUND kick, then exclaim "I don't have time for this shit!" and simply kick Norris into the sun. (roundwound is a type of guitar/bass string) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbroken_ideals Posted July 5, 2010 Share Posted July 5, 2010 Chris could impregnate Chuck Norris. Yes, that's right, impregnate a man- With one swift kick in the balls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elise<3sMuse Posted July 5, 2010 Share Posted July 5, 2010 When Chuck would try one of his feeble roundhouse kicks, it would barely affect Chris, making a metallic "clank" sound. Then, Chris would retaliate with a ROUNDWOUND kick, then exclaim "I don't have time for this shit!" and simply kick Norris into the sun. (roundwound is a type of guitar/bass string) Chris could impregnate Chuck Norris. Yes, that's right, impregnate a man- With one swift kick in the balls. YES! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riveon Posted July 5, 2010 Share Posted July 5, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbroken_ideals Posted July 5, 2010 Share Posted July 5, 2010 Awww, come on Riveon, have a little fun for once Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eyduh Posted July 5, 2010 Share Posted July 5, 2010 Chris. Chuck Norris is made of Chris Wolstenholme. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elise<3sMuse Posted July 5, 2010 Share Posted July 5, 2010 come on.... the first 6 letters of Chris' name do spell Christ Chuck's goin' down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tofu Posted July 5, 2010 Share Posted July 5, 2010 ! but speak of chuck norris: That's epic win right there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luigi. Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachWithAnH Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 Bruce Lee would cower in fear at the site of Chris Wolstenholme. wish i had said that first!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kjk62289 Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachWithAnH Posted October 12, 2010 Share Posted October 12, 2010 Chris. Chuck Norris is made of Chris Wolstenholme. No, Chuck is the small corner of Chris' handlebar mustache, even though he doesn't have it anymore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jtj39 Posted October 12, 2010 Share Posted October 12, 2010 No, Chuck is the small corner of Chris' handlebar mustache, even though he doesn't have it anymore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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