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Ok, I know there was a misheard lyrics thread on the board that died but as it was one of my favorite threads and that I'm sure that there are more misheard lyrics, don't be embarrassed and share them so we can all laugh at our deafness!

 

Ok so let's start.

 

"It wont be long, before I disturb you in the dark always"

 

sounded to me like:

 

"It wont be long, before I just stab you in the dark"

 

"now that you know i'm trapped

sense of elation"

 

sounded to me like:

 

"now that you know i'm trapped

since ovulation"

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Okay, call me an idiot, but I did think that:

 

Stretch it like a birthsqueeze

 

was

 

Stretch it like a BOXsqueeze

 

and

 

You know that I care

 

was

 

You with your BLACK HAIR

 

I am the stupidest person in the world. EVER.

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:eek:

 

I haven't heard those ones yet but they're really funny! :LOL:

 

That's what I like about Muse songs, you can not only interpret them the way you want but you can also hear them the way you want!

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sounded to me like:

 

"now that you know i'm trapped

since ovulation"

Thats because it is that.

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Ok, I know there was a misheard lyrics thread on the board that died but as it was one of my favorite threads and that I'm sure that there are more misheard lyrics, don't be embarrassed and share them so we can all laugh at our deafness!

 

Ok so let's start.

 

"It wont be long, before I disturb you in the dark always"

 

sounded to me like:

 

"It wont be long, before I just stab you in the dark"

 

"now that you know i'm trapped

sense of elation"

 

sounded to me like:

 

"now that you know i'm trapped

since ovulation"

 

Haha! The cover for my version of Absolution DOES actually say "Since Ovulation" !!! :eek: I didn't even realise that it was wrong! :LOL:

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"now that you know i'm trapped

sense of elation"

 

sounded to me like:

 

"now that you know i'm trapped

since ovulation"

I think it is "since ovulation".

Makes more sense that "sense of elation"...

 

~EDIT~ Never mind, I didn't see Mort's message.

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~EDIT~ Never mind, I didn't see Mort's message.

At least someone' notices my replys

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At least someone' notices my replys

Pfft...

How could I not notice you?

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ah the usual one, from pink ego box

 

"that i was all alone wearing just socks and a phone"

 

"that i was all alone wearing just socks and a thong"

 

doh.

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Okay, call me an idiot, but I did think that:

 

Stretch it like a birthsqueeze

 

was

 

Stretch it like a BOXsqueeze

 

 

 

I thought he said butt squeeze.... :o

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It has to be thong, goddammit!

 

And it's different on all sites...

Lyred.com says it's "since ovulation".

Yes.

I know that it's not the official Muse site.

 

But it really does make more sense, and sounds a lot more like it, too.

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ah the usual one, from pink ego box

 

"that i was all alone wearing just socks and a phone"

 

"that i was all alone wearing just socks and a thong"

 

doh.

thats from 'map of your head' not pink ego box :)

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thats from 'map of your head' not pink ego box :)

woops, i always confuse those too

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Ok, I know there was a misheard lyrics thread on the board that died but as it was one of my favorite threads and that I'm sure that there are more misheard lyrics, don't be embarrassed and share them so we can all laugh at our deafness!

 

Ok so let's start.

 

"It wont be long, before I disturb you in the dark always"

 

sounded to me like:

 

"It wont be long, before I just stab you in the dark"

 

"now that you know i'm trapped

sense of elation"

 

sounded to me like:

 

"now that you know i'm trapped

since ovulation"

 

That's just weird... those are exactly what I thought they were too!

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Well not according to the official site. They stick with the "sense of elation" theory... :rolleyes:

"since ovulation" has a special meaning to matt. he's a part woman and he sings very high when he's ovulating :D

 

 

 

 

don't kill me please! it's all because of spring!

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"since ovulation" has a special meaning to matt. he's a part woman and he sings very high when he's ovulating :D

 

 

 

 

don't kill me please! it's all because of spring!

 

 

True, true.

 

I mean the guy already has the pipes of a woman - literally. :LOL: Don't see why he wouldn't have ovaries too.

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True, true.

 

I mean the guy already has the pipes of a woman - literally. :LOL: Don't see why he wouldn't have ovaries too.

 

no. this theory of matt being gay and half woman has just gone way to far - its just not funny anymore.

so stop trying.

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In Your World:

"nobody's crying/dying at all"

instead of "nobody's crying/dying alone"

 

Plug In Baby

"maaaaooooeeeeeewaaaaaaaaaaaaaah"

instead of "mine is gone"

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'Darkshines..... making my arse feel sore, cus it's gooood!'. Tell me it doesn't sound like that! Sounds like that to me every time, even though it's obviously 'eyes'....

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'Darkshines..... making my arse feel sore, cus it's gooood!'. Tell me it doesn't sound like that! Sounds like that to me every time, even though it's obviously 'eyes'....

 

I think it's "making my heart feel sore".

And gysmogirl, I always thought it was "that gives life to us all". :LOL:

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