cheddatom Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 Dislaimer: None of this is meant to be offensive and or personal. It's probably only suitable for adults. Seeing as KnT no longer has a banter thread, and i'm not going to lower myself to the standards of the masses, I will use this thread as an outlet for my rythmic rhyming raps. I was walking down the road when I noticed a rat I stopped to say hello, he said his name was Matt (ME) "I knew it, I recognised you, you're Matt Bellamy!" (RAT) "Don't be so offensive, what the fuck are you tellin' me?" (RAT) "I look nothing like that cunt, i've got a big tail" (RAT) "That doesn't stop his fans sending me his hate-mail" I felt really bad, Muse had ruined his life All he ever wanted was a little ratty wife A peaceful existence away from rock 'n' roll This look-alike business had really taken it's toll Groupies and emos, and real rock fans They all want a piece of this little rat-man I took him on home to try and cheer him up Extra herbs in his roll-ups, extra sugar in his cup This rat was miserable, depressed, it was really rough I decided there and then that this guy had had enough I won't lie, I almost cried, my decision was tough I squashed him with my foot into a little pile of mush Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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