gunnerthekiwi Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 Yo, I wanna show some love for my man Cheddatom All you fuckers know this cat is the bomb And hell no I don't want to hijack his thread Just wanna earn some MC cred Please Chedda Don't pwn my arse when you get back Yo motherfuckers, here's my Kit & Tab rap Thanks to Cheddatom I'm no longer concerned With my delay's reverse function That shit's for nerds Now all I care about Is gangsta rhyme structures Gangsta rhyme cred Kit & Tab mothers Hey fuck it My rhymes - they really suck dick What the hell was I thinking? My flows are plain shit Moral of the story - don't fuck with Cheddatom Try and play his game - end up looking like a cock His rhymes are concise His flows are damn tight He's a bonafide hussla Even if he's rice white His pitch shifter's a Whammy Mine is a Behringer That's it, game over Cheddatom's well better I tried and epic failed Cause my rhymes just weren't fat Brap brap motherfucker That's my Kit & Tab rap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheddatom Posted July 3, 2009 Author Share Posted July 3, 2009 yo gunner the kiwi your shit aint bad but rapping's not just for christmas it's not just a fad! This is KnT rapping It's no fucking joke Watch this mother fucker You're going up in smoke You come onto my thread Express your love for me Making me look gay And think you get off scot-free? You're a KnT regular? I fucking need a drink What kind of an epic-moron Would ever dare to think reverse delay isn't cool?!! It's the only type I need!! I'll put it in my feedback loop To make your ears bleed We're not nerds in KnT We're rockers and we're geeks We play gigs, we get laid We know how to speak 1337 This isn't "gangsta rap" you tit This is rhyming with aplomb When have you ever seen me rapping about how my Hummer's the bomb? Fuck it, you said it all yourself Your rhymes "- they really suck dick" You know it's shit and still post it here It makes me fucking sick Maybe you need some inspiration Try injecting a load of smack!! Bash your head against a wall or something? *yawn*, that's a KnT rap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Quinton Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 You don't remember me And I've forgotten too But it's not so long ago That I fist fucked you Strangers in the night See the world in black and white Lost sould and the burning blud Forgotten sons in the brotherhood Twisted values and an Evil9 My warriors are the rejected kind LETS FIST AGAIN LETS FIST AGAIN Start to like it when I hear it flap But you no me, I've no clap It was your mistake When I saw you hesitate I shoved my clenched fist ight up to your prostrate SHIT ON MY KUCKLES PAIN UP THE ARSE FOR YOU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mandy_ Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 <3 i'll write a glorious rap later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheddatom Posted July 6, 2009 Author Share Posted July 6, 2009 wibble Yawn. When you've got something to say That ain't completely gay That shows a trace of wit Instead of a pile of shit When you've got a decent rhyme Or just one decent line When you can use your head You're welcome back on my thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mandy_ Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 Yawn. When you've got something to say That ain't completely gay That shows a trace of wit Instead of a pile of shit When you've got a decent rhyme Or just one decent line When you can use your head You're welcome back on my thread not bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheddatom Posted July 6, 2009 Author Share Posted July 6, 2009 When it comes to rhyming names You're name's not exactly handy It feels like it'd take an eternity to write a rap about Mandy Oh wait, not it won't 'cos you partonised my shit If you hadn't noticed I get quite defensive of it That's 'cos yo mama's a ho And yo daddy's not around He's out fucking all the other hos about in town I will not take criticism Your notes are filed in the bin If you come on my thread you'd better be posting nothing but "epic win" So go cry to your ho of a mummy No doubt she'll administer a slap She's tasted my whammy, she fucking loved it, that's a KnT rap. EDIT: You will have to think this one quite fast otherwise the rythm just doesn't groove. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mandy_ Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 i wasn't being patronizing. i really do love your rhymes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheddatom Posted July 7, 2009 Author Share Posted July 7, 2009 Mandy's upset 'cos of my trash talkin' Bitch if you don't like it You better get walkin' 'cos around here you' gotta have a sense of humour I wouldn't hang around If you can't laugh at a tumor Mandy, for the first time in my life yesterday, a MAN touched my balls. A MAN. You have no idea how I feel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachDeLaRock Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 wow dude your raps are pretty good, I learned to rap while I was schooling in the hood I love rock music unlike most of my friends, they all beat me up when i played them "the bends" that's why i love rage, the perfect combination, rapping and rock brings this sense of elation i just dont get that with muse or radiohead, thats why i'm so surprised to see a rapping thread on the muse messageboard, its pretty fresh yo, we need more contributions, your turn, go! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fbastidas Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 You only kno' how to cook your rhymes While reading a book on your hips Sorry, these rhymes ain't a crime Cause' I'm out-rapping you without any tricks Think bout it cheddatom Cause' I'm making you explode like a bomb And maybe I ain't got no whammy But my raps could sure win a grammy biotchhh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gunnerthekiwi Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 You only kno' how to cook your rhymes While reading a book on your hips Sorry, these rhymes ain't a crime Cause' I'm out-raping you without any tricks Think bout it cheddatom Cause' I'm making you explode like a bomb And maybe I ain't got no whammy But my raps could sure win a grammy biotchhh In reply ... lol, I think this thread is for rapping in English Go start your own thread for spitting this pigeon shit You'd need a modicum of intellect to beat me in a battle So why don't you go back home to your pram and your rattle? Oh yeh, that's right, I saw you at yo' moms' She's a fat mother fucker but her throat is the bomb I love it when she chokes on a little bit of sick I get a tingle from the stomach acid on the end my dick You said you're out raping but I think you mean you're fapping? Either that or you haven't a clue how to spell the word rapping Without a whammy you will never be able to construct an intelligent rap So suck my dick, yo' mamo too, that's a KnT rap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fbastidas Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 Man, you think your raps sound straight from the ghetto Schemer, know your path, you're another Jared Leto ! And no, this ain't no battle, Cheddatom You're decieving 'cause you don't know my Mom And if you knew her, why don't you tell me her name? You're just making this up 'cause your raps are so LAME And yeah, I do know how to spell the word rapping You're jealous because even with that I'm making you pop STOP! I don't need to use any insult in my rap But yours?, It's a depending bunch of crap ! Cheddatom, There's no dick here I can pick the scattered words in my head And make my elaborate raps sound clear Oh, by the way, your momma's calling cheddatom Go away and play your whammy, Go away and construct your insults, your KnT crap Even when there's nobody left, you'll remember my rap. RESPECT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gunnerthekiwi Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 Man, you think your raps sound straight from the ghetto Schemer, know your path, you're another Jared Leto ! And no, this ain't no battle, Cheddatom You're decieving 'cause you don't know my Mom And if you knew her, why don't you tell me her name? You're just making this up 'cause your raps are so LAME And yeah, I do know how to spell the word rapping You're jealous because even with that I'm making you pop STOP! I don't need to use any insult in my rap But yours?, It's a depending bunch of crap ! Cheddatom, There's no dick here I can pick the scattered words in my head And make my elaborate raps sound clear Oh, by the way, your momma's calling cheddatom Go away and play your whammy, Go away and construct your insults, your KnT crap Even when there's nobody left, you'll remember my rap. RESPECT Shit just got real. Lol, yeh, that's fucking memorable Like yo mama's blow jobs are terrible They're not, she's fucking skilled It's the only thing that stopped you from getting killed Seriously, go buy a dictionary I hope your dick's bigger than your vocabulary You're telling me to get out of MY thread? I don't even think Bono's got that big of a head! You cocky little shit should shut the fuck up now else i'll have to do it for you, i'll show you how first, you've got to tie them down Their face in some shit, their ass standing proud Next, you've got to lube up your dick If you ain't got lube, use your victim's sick The less the better, you want to make it hurt Then aim at their face when you're ready to squirt Wait, we're not finished yet I'll gouge out your eyes and feed them to your pet Now it's time for skull fucking: my balls, your chin All that's left is a mash of brains and sperm within So give up trying, go buy a new sombrero hat GTFO my thread, that's a KnT rap. /battle /battle indeed. Bitch . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Quinton Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 Yawn. When you've got something to say That ain't completely gay That shows a trace of wit Instead of a pile of shit When you've got a decent rhyme Or just one decent line When you can use your head You're welcome back on my thread Now hold on, Cheddar Dong Let me tell you where you're going wrong You got to big for your boots. Need to get back to the musical roots. So don't be fooled 'cause you rhymes are whack. You work in a shop, and your mum smokes crack Your ladies tits succumbed to gravity have you seen the size of her vaginal cavity? *we call it the rave cave*. To top it off your only friend is a stick So can't you see you're just a bitch with a dick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New Born Lee Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 Fuck your own asses and shit that fuck throw your own shit in a pool of sharks and try your luck Suck on a cock that's strutted slack down the hardest streets in my 'hood and fucked a million fuckin' apple bottoms and still got wood Get AIDs a thousand times and go sit on a glock that's got my hand on it and shoot till you got blood in your sock Add that to the million fuckin' times I fuckin' garrott your face With a steel fence while my current bitch sprays your blinkers with mace After that I'll just sit you in front of a tv with Peter and Jordan til you die of boredom and that's what I'll write in your post-mortem Cuz I'm a doctor a lawyer yeah I'm in fuckin' control It's just too fuckin' bad you had to go and mess with me, ho! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaveTheHostages! Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 Wow i used to think they were legendary Cheddatom's raps made him an MC but now, rhyme after rhyme they seem to be a twisted crime after all, he won a rap election but now they all seem to be self protection probably 'cos he's coverin' his erection other playas in this thread seem to be racing ahead Sir quinton has his head in the game he makes Tom look lame you think he might have left by now Fbastidas rhymes hit him with a 'POW' that Kiwi seems to have run him down the gunner left him with a frown chedda doesn't know what to say how 'bout "I think its retirement day" If Tom can claw his way back after he loses his virginity with a pre-pubescent fap i may respect him some more but muck it up and you'll look like a whore! watcha gonna say now Tom? whatcha gonna Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheddatom Posted July 22, 2009 Author Share Posted July 22, 2009 I've never been subjected to reading such drivel Shit rappers all around, i'm stuck in the fucking middle Why don't you go suck ma whizzle nizzle? fo shizzle dizzle, fo shizzle dizzle dizzle Your three line verses ain't got no groove Why you trying so hard, you've got nothing to prove We can all see you're the best of the lot You really know how to work your tongue on my cock I can't beleive you like that twat Sir Quim His raps are as lame as your cock is thin with lines like "your only friend is a stick" You know Tim Westwood would be fucking sick If you knew how to read, you'd see I can't post That's why Kiwi posted my rap that made Fbastidas toast I won that battle, and i'll dominate this one Yeh, that's right bitch, my name's CHEDDATOM Why the fuck I would want your respect ain't exactly clear Your mother hasn't even been round to see you this year Your own fucking mother would rather give me head Than be at home to tuck you up in your bed You know there's no point in crying just 'cos your mum's a ho I splattered her face with cum like a painter's radio She loves it when I get my cock and poke her in the eye And then we watch that video where the little girl made you cry We laugh so hard it hurts to watch your utter humiliation I begged her to put it on youtube for the benefit of the nation She wouldn't, so I killed her, write about that you little twat You'll need to do better to beat me when it comes to KnT raps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheddatom Posted July 22, 2009 Author Share Posted July 22, 2009 I wrote the above during my exile from .mu in reply to the shit rap above. ooo yeah, i'm back from my ban I haven't got money and I haven't got a plan But I know i'll always have my own back I can always depend on my ability to rap Mother Fucker!!!! brap brap brap brap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheddatom Posted July 24, 2009 Author Share Posted July 24, 2009 Oversensitive people have made me apprehensive People that can't take a joke, they're being reprehensive They make me pensive, I don't want to offend I've tried making that clear but all they do is condescend. So what now? No more yo mama jokes I can't say I f*cked her even if it IS a hoax I need a smoke, I can't take this frustration Rapping about yo mama is a form of relaxation It's OK, I don't need to be distasteful In fact my use of expletives could be described as wasteful It's disgraceful, I swear far too much And now all my school-kid fans are far too out of touch Yes, that's right, the fan-base of my rhymes Are underrage, unsupervised, victims of our times They read my lines, and they're totally disgusted They've never studied violence or war, they're all maladjusted In case you can't tell, i'm being very sarcastic I'm slightly bitter only 'cos i've always been bombastic enthusiastic, and now I feel i'm being called a twat Sorry if I offended you, that's a KnT rap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheddatom Posted July 31, 2009 Author Share Posted July 31, 2009 I can't let go of my rage, I need to turn this page, I'm walking around all day in a twisted crimson haze Old grannies are driving, chavs are always fighting, They've been fucking lucky so far it's only MY lip i've been biting I should steal a tank, like I envisage when I wank Run them over, blow them up, make them walk the plank What they need is a raping, their wounds left gaping I bet you think I watch to much Saw and my words are just aping Well it's honestly not, I want to see you all rot If you've been trained in psychology you'll know i've lost the plot I need to sate my thirst, but who do I rape first? Oh, that's right, I know who, they're the fucking worst!! micro fucking soft, they can fuck right off!! Loose ME 2 hours of work just to update my fucking laptop?? You mother fucking twats!! I need that data back!! I'm going for a lie down, that's a KnT rap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheddatom Posted August 1, 2009 Author Share Posted August 1, 2009 I've been working on lots of data today tying up my processor, so in the meantime I wrote a rap...  There's a lack of rapping talent here And that shit just ain't cool So settle down, listen up I'm about to take you to school That's right my knt kiddies Here's your rapping masterclass Get it right, and soon enough You'll be owning cheddatom's ass  First you've got to feel the groove construct in your head a beat Make sure it's greasy, thick and bold Guarantee those dancing feat  Next you need some inspiration to write down your first rhyme I personally use some special herbs I'm not talking about thyme You can't rely on this alone You need to be a fiend Look at life and laugh along Use the stories you have gleaned  For instance walking yesterday Through stoke-on-trent town centre I happened across a scallywag and joined him in his venture Down an alley we dragged her This saggy wrotten pensioner we added her to our pile of corpses to become a permanent fixture The stench of flesh and semen made me wrech and vomit The funniest thing was later on the next victim slipped on it  Sorry kiddies, back at school, lesson number three: Don't tie yourself to one form, let your mind run free Just 'cos one groove works for verse one, doesn't mean it's set You can change it, mix it up, or even better yet...  Take a tip from Snoop Do do do doop Make your own words up Keep it loose Let out your juice Shoobeedeedee Shoobeedeedee wap wap Just remember to rhyme Keep your beats in time And don't let your audience loose interest Delete your shit lines A shit rap is a crime Make them think your cock is the biggest  That's it for now kids The rest is up to you She me your best rhymes Show us what you can do  So if there is another brother who can insult my mother while he can keep it clever rhyming in a rap Then show us my rapping brother, I fucked your ugly mother while you were looking at child porn having a fap You haven't got the skills to give the girls their thrills that's why I wear your girlfriend's head on my cock I cut her some new gills so now she doesn't get killed while she's gagging on it and begging me to stop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaveTheHostages! Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 You think you can say izzle like the dogg you've been askin for a motherfucking flog I can't believe that they let you outta yo home Its high time you go to the place ET phoned People let you walk around and pretend your black When everyone else knows your weak in the sack Not whites in general just you on your own Just before you go on a racist moan you let your side down so let it sink in there ain't a chance you'll get a fucking win Maybe you shouldn't have been like your momma she sucks my dick whilst you stay in all summer but now your on the street following her trade Whilst I been working and got myself made! When you seem me the envy falls inside You try and work up a false sense of pride You catch me up and try to take me on But you ain't cool enough for the Rasta Mon! I used to know a man like yourself He had problems with mental health He tried to make it big time like me But my rhymes lost his sense of rationality So if you wanna keep your head You better stay wankin in bed A man said "God save his soul" But why won't you go die in a hole! (your face) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheddatom Posted August 4, 2009 Author Share Posted August 4, 2009 wibble wobble Lol, dude, at least you tried But reading your rap, I died a little inside I'm not saying you're miles off, but you're fucking far wide I can't beleive you posted that, where is your pride? Oh, that's right, down the shitter with my leavings My depucilation of your mother left you sick-dreaming You saw my sperm on her tits and your life lost all meaning You saw the turd on her face and like a girl started screaming. So yeh, maybe I don't get out of the house much Maybe it is sad that I love yo momma's touch But basically, no one else's throat feels that lush So stop whining, you won't find a cock in your bush Yep, that's right, that's a pube you're looking at There's no way you'll be fucking anyone with that Let alone yo momma, she needs to fill her twat That's why she loves my monster-cock, that's why she loves my raps. I agree I can be a little crazy I wouldn't say insane, but I am a little hazy I like to space out while I look at a daisy But just 'cos i'm a stoner doesn't make me lazy I work everyday, I work 9 to 5! I'm working my ass off to keep your mum alive Since I took out her liver it costs shit loads to survive Dialasis, tranfusions, this shit makes me strive So i'm a hard working hard living rapping white boy You can try to wind me up but I see through your every ploy You can try to hide your blatant racism by trying to be coy But frankly even my kid could see it, and he thinks my cock's a toy! So Savethe hostages, if that is your real name Thanks for rapping with me and joining in the game A lack of original content was making this thread lame But could you try a bit harder just to make it a little less tame? I could do with a proper punch, instead of a little tap You remember how I smacked you while you were laying on my lap? This is the kind of attitude you need, don't give me anymore crap Let's hear the best you can do, I hope it's better than my rap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaveTheHostages! Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 Some times I think your too sensitive Lashing out at anything, afraid to live But not just that my mum thinks it too 10 seconds in her grave and she made you spew And anyway you calling me racist I target you not white people, face it! Maybe its time that you learn to think But a shit is all I seem to give! Maybe its time that you turned around Don't let no tears touch the ground Maybe its time that you improved your skills I've seen better things from people on happy pills Maybe you are just a natural sweater But your rhymes look like something in a thank you letter So now that you finished mopping the floor Go spend your last quid on motherfuckin' whore! You may think that your job is cool But i've never seen such a miserable fool Cos I do what I love and I love what I do Thats including your momma too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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