Guest QueenOfNerds Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 Cool. I hadn't use the forum in a long time. You haven't lost the flavor. Groovy. 1+ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phill Posted January 5, 2010 Share Posted January 5, 2010 Chedda-T got flo' y'all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest QueenOfNerds Posted January 5, 2010 Share Posted January 5, 2010 He totally does But we need more raps Someone challenge him please! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phill Posted January 5, 2010 Share Posted January 5, 2010 He totally does But we need more raps Someone challenge him please! Tom, pull your finger out before I win this bout! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheddatom Posted January 5, 2010 Author Share Posted January 5, 2010 Ohhhh shiiii n*gga, I hope that ain't a challenge! I'll own you with my raps like a guitar string down the bell-end. Fuck that actually, i'll use my B string Dip it in vinegar first to give that extra sting. This ain't no .60 you pussy guitard This is a .150 yeh, I know, i'm THAT hard. Callouses on shovel fingers, 18" drivers After i've been playing my bass it's a wonder there are any survivors. Back to the topic above in question I take exception to your perverted suggestion I'm sure Mary's a very attractive little girl Buth the though of being with a woman makes me hurl I'm a poof! One cock now I can't get enough! I'd do anything to see your pretty pink arsehole in the buff. Ass to mouth! I'll make you taste your own gout. I know it sounds disgusting but pervertion's what i'm about. Listen up Mary! You could be the sex-fairy Unfortunately my tastes are slightly contrary to your own I'm not having a moan Maybe if you used a whammy down an octave we could phone? EDIT: This is taken out of context obviously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phill Posted January 5, 2010 Share Posted January 5, 2010 Ohhhh shiiii n*gga, I hope that ain't a challenge! I'll own you with my raps like a guitar string down the bell-end. Fuck that actually, i'll use my B string Dip it in vinegar first to give that extra sting. This ain't no .60 you pussy guitard This is a .150 yeh, I know, i'm THAT hard. Callouses on shovel fingers, 18" drivers After i've been playing my bass it's a wonder there are any survivors. Back to the topic above in question I take exception to your perverted suggestion I'm sure Mary's a very attractive little girl Buth the though of being with a woman makes me hurl I'm a poof! One cock now I can't get enough! I'd do anything to see your pretty pink arsehole in the buff. Ass to mouth! I'll make you taste your own gout. I know it sounds disgusting but pervertion's what i'm about. Listen up Mary! You could be the sex-fairy Unfortunately my tastes are slightly contrary to your own I'm not having a moan Maybe if you used a whammy down an octave we could phone? EDIT: This is taken out of context obviously. Yeah, it's not the same out of kit and tab. Maybe you should link to the thread so your fan-base can view it in the right context. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheddatom Posted January 5, 2010 Author Share Posted January 5, 2010 I'd forgotten about my massive fan base. I didn't mean to neglect you kiddies, here's the thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermassivemuselover Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 haha the first one is legendary! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheddatom Posted January 28, 2010 Author Share Posted January 28, 2010 You are correct dog, 'cept no legend has been written I've been struck down and cast out just 'cos I don't fit in I should be rhyming all day, but this is all your gettin' 'cos apparently there's no publishers with good taste in "Great" Britain. I've got to pay the bills man, I have to pay the chemist £100 a month for cream, just to cure a blemish I thought the guy was dutch but it turns out that he was Flemish He prefers his sweeties to weed so I paid that fucker with liquorice. I might as well have fucked his mum, he hit me with a phone! It turns out liquorice won't pay his bills, and he has 3 kids at home He probably has a wife and mortgage but I cut him off mid-moan I stabbed that cunt right through the eye with a syringe full of methadone "What a way to go" I thought, that must be such a rush "there's no way i'm treating my next victim to a demise anywhere near that plush" Just to make sure, on my way home, I knocked a baby infront of a bus It practically popped under the front tyre, the rear just turned it to mush Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe187 Posted January 30, 2010 Share Posted January 30, 2010 It would show true talent to lay down an awesome rap without expletives, and still have people like it Challenge set! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheddatom Posted February 1, 2010 Author Share Posted February 1, 2010 I think you're confused, no-one likes my raps. Even if they do it's 'cos i'm a funny twat. It's not because of swearing or any shit like that, so sit back, relax, here's a rap I just shat. Yo mama called me up this morning on the phone "tom, tom, come round, I need you to give me a bone!" I could do without another one of her episodes but she makes me feel guilty when she's there all alone So I put on my cologne, grabbed a bag of home-grown, if i'm gonna fuck yo mama i'm gonna have to do it stoned. I get my game face on, dick's almost full-grown but when I get to your house, that bitch's already prone! You could smell her from the hallway, then I heard her moans I check her room, your room, fuck me I should have known She's got her face in the bog-bowl eating shit I assume was her own. When she turned around with a shitty smile, I went off the idea of being blown. Arse, tits, cunt bollocks, tosser shit Who the fuck do you think you are? Fucking Will Smith? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheddatom Posted April 6, 2010 Author Share Posted April 6, 2010 One of the best parts of growing up, is learning about your whammy Whether it's thin or fat their similarities are uncanny How to plug it in, what order, whether to show your granny If it's fat with a MIDI in you belong to a new order of jammy Lack of belief in one's whammy can produce romantic rejection Before long, instead of women, you're fucking your whammy collection! If you take it to a damp place you'll have to use protection You dirty fucker, i'm talking about whammies, stop imagining my erection! q Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheddatom Posted May 19, 2010 Author Share Posted May 19, 2010 Money, there's a lot about it that ain't funny and normally I couldn't give a shit. But if i'm ever going to get laid, sonny I'll need y'all to buy my disc. Five pounds posted, you must think i'm toasted! well being honest you're not far off. But this stoner's nowhere near cash-bloated so come feed at the phat-riff trough. To imagine the music, think of the darkest place, down an alley or in your soul the feeling of fear and dread should by now be making your heart feel cold Not to worry, your loins will thaw it, here comes the depravity See if you can visualise my monster cock ball-deep in all of your cavities. No mother fucker, it's not like Muse, this isn't appropriate for "twilight" (I hope they're contrite 'cos that pile of shite is like "MUSE on smack: the highlights") CreepJoint is enough to incite a fight without spite between you and your mother So lock yourself away while you listen all day, 'cos once you've killed her you won't get another. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheddatom Posted June 1, 2010 Author Share Posted June 1, 2010 My musings (yeh!!) on the glitter manson... for me there was only ever one reason to commit such a brazen act of treason Such an insult to brazil, or wherever they get those trees from it looks more gay than poodles in mating season 'cos it rhymes with shitter oh yeh it's the glitter Could you get any shitter? Than a guitar covered in glitter? Shitter glitter, shitter glitter glitter Just thinking of that shitter makes me fucking jitter shitter glitter shitter uh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheddatom Posted June 11, 2010 Author Share Posted June 11, 2010 I'll give you the impression of a level-headed thinker I'm interested in what you say despite my wearing blinkers HAHA you thick cunt, i've got you hook like and sinker I'm a borderline psychotic ego-maniac petrol drinker You thought that you could talk to me and have a rational debate? You thought my point of view was anything but e-wanker-bait? You were going to try and win me 'round but now you're just irate!! HAHA you little pussy how's it feel to be the wanker, mate? No, go on, i'm only joking, i'm listening now I promise I really value your input here, carry on, i'm being honest! Oh wait, that sounds like you're contradicting me, it's time for my predictable rest I know i'm wrong so i'll fuck off for a while until I can come up with a soundbyte to impress Here we go, round two now, I think i've found a flaw in your argument You know that word you used a while back is spelled wrong so it doesn't mean what you thought it meant On top of that it's subjective so I can think anything and be content 'cos subjective means whatever it means, it means i've won the argument Shit, fuck, cunt, bollocks, can you fuck off with those facts please? I hate your fucking facts more than cheddatom hates his dick cheese I know without facts and reason i'd still have venereal disease But for fucks sake that's for doctors and them, i'm trying to wind you up, JEEZ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheddatom Posted June 11, 2010 Author Share Posted June 11, 2010 here's some racist humour, i'm cool with that I got raped in the ass I didn't see him but he was black How could I tell? I caught a glimpse of his sack Going thwack thwack thwack slap slap against my ass Oh you like that racism? That's cool with you? How about I gas you in my oven like a jew? Twist this abortion into all kinds of contortions while I feed it it's first and last ever portion of dick, slick, with after-birth shit, is your womb OK after that back-street beat with a stick? Laugh at depravity, laugh when others cry, laugh when you accidentally get sperm in your eye You couldn't get further from religious so fuck knows why if I draw a picture of muhammed I have to die Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabble524 Posted June 17, 2010 Share Posted June 17, 2010 You have some interesting raps. I enjoyed reading them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheddatom Posted June 17, 2010 Author Share Posted June 17, 2010 I dunno jabble isn't it all babble...ing, just because I can't sing? Like the way I act all gallant to hide my lack of talent from women, else i'd never get laid again! If I could write some decent words or come up with a melody first it'd be a song! But i'd always go wrong. So I settle for e-rapping at least I can do it while i'm fapping over your mum, (she likes it up the bum). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheddatom Posted August 17, 2011 Author Share Posted August 17, 2011 Another protest rap falls on deaf ears... you know abuse can come from all different quarters. It comes in all shapes and sizes, this is internet sort-a, verbal slaughter, ya'll are gonna need some water 'cos i'm on fire like yo daddy's daughter - yeh, she's smoking hot, sometimes too hot to handle, I love it when she makes me burn her with a scented candle. Back to this scandal, this abuse from a vandal, ya'll had better stop before I string you up like Handel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brian KEEEEM Posted February 2, 2012 Share Posted February 2, 2012 Damn, this brings back memories of when I first joined and no one knew me... Hell, no one still knows me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheddatom Posted November 5, 2012 Author Share Posted November 5, 2012 From this morning in KnT - a veritable frenzy of whammy Stop, whammy time Your mamma needs a whammy and it's gonna be mine Like a fine wine my whammy just gets better with time So prime that beef 'cos i'll whammy 'till you queef a rhythm in time Don't you worry 'bout your lack of preparation, Soon you'll get the stench of my perspiration And if my whammy jams during our conjucation My granny Fanny will provide the whammy lubrication She makes that whammy unjammy that sweet liquor's uncanny lubing me up like any good granny would If her fanny's too jammy we go to plan-B, hand shandy, just like when I was a kid growing up in the hood When you're done with your whammy but your toan is still flabby get your whammy un-jammy and a peice of old cloth 'cos whether tube or tranny, crystal lettuce or Marshall MB, ain't no amp that sounds worse when you whammy that dirt off Yeh There ain't no meaner Contact cleaner Than Granny Fanny's Whammy Unjammy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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