cheddatom Posted August 10, 2009 Author Share Posted August 10, 2009 For fuck's sake dude, just take some fucking time I'm not replying again until you've tried with your rhymes They're supposed to flow so you can feel the rhythm At the moment it flows like three day old dried semen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaveTheHostages! Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 You think you can talk 'bout rhythm There seems to be a point your missin Yours words seem as rigid as brick Kinda shows that your really thick Don't worry, don't hang your head low I got no problems when boys are slow But it kinda makes it all easy Rippin' you apart 'equals' breezy I feel I'm miles past this My lines are truly bliss All o' yours are swing and miss Like the smell of piss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
static shadows Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 EDIT: Read aloud (and fast) if you want to hear the rhymes: So if there is another brother who can insult my mother while he can keep it clever rhyming in a rap Then show us my rapping brother, I fucked your ugly mother while you were looking at child porn having a fap As lost fucking syllables drain from the heavens like diamond dust, Fools shouting "Yo Mamma" belies a bleeding of words. So i'll go searching for the source of a river of truth, cascading from the mirrored walls of this crystal catalyst to rest in the catacombed tombs where shadows play hopscotch under the dirty archways, leading to the hidden rooms of the earthbound soul. And you better hope they scratch a 6,6,6, as the doors embossed in 7s and Osirus' severed head have caved in under the sheer weight of glittering gold and moulting dove feathers, billowing the stench of death through the stale incense smoke. So here we'll drift in our barren winter's tale, where no madrigal songs can save us, for no water-bound hand will emerge from a lake to offer us peace at the point of our hate: So bring out the masques and let the carnival begin: A God given army of bastard Angels and Priests, as I dance, pale companion, through the thread of the Fates, and I trip, third-eye to eye with a skull, on a tomb of lead. "I'm in Arcadia too", I scratched into Tom's head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Quinton Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 That's more vanilla than Vanilla Ice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheddatom Posted August 12, 2009 Author Share Posted August 12, 2009 LOL Shit just got scary He's got a rhyming dictionary! I'm going to go and see if they've got one at my library He's got a thesaurus I can't even write a chorus!! His rhymes are fucking tight like my uncles macintosh is porous Shhhiiiiii you just got it I'm being sarcastic Does the title say "post your emo lyrics"? You spastic! This thread is for rapping Not for lyrical fapping Unless you're going to wax lyrical about your crapping? This morning I dropped a log I dropped it into the bog The splash back it was so immense it created a sort of fog A fog that stank of shit It nearly made me sick Fortunately I managed to pry open the window with a stick And what did I find? It fucking blew my mind! Looking up at me was a lady of the slutty kind I shouted "hey Mrs Static!" Get up here fucking quick I'm almost there, i'm getting close, come suck on the end of my dick Yes, that was yo' mama She eats cum like bananas Calm down now, don't cry, 'cos there ain't no need for drama Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheddatom Posted August 12, 2009 Author Share Posted August 12, 2009 You think you can talk 'bout rhythm There seems to be a point your missin Yours words seem as rigid as brick Kinda shows that your really thick Don't worry, don't hang your head low I got no problems when boys are slow But it kinda makes it all easy Rippin' you apart 'equals' breezy I feel I'm miles past this My lines are truly bliss All o' yours are swing and miss Like the smell of piss Yo Yo Yo Save, Sorry dude I missed your rap I hope you don't think i'm less brave For taking a while to write you back? Your rap has a couple of decent rhymes The rhythm's not so fucked up this time But you know one little pet peeve of mine? It's irony of the rediculous kind..... "your really thick" You're really thick "your really thick" NO, YOU'RE REALLY THICK Do you get it prick? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
static shadows Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 Nope, I seriously cannot read you're mind bendingly stupid, pointless words. If you actually want to rap insert some meaning into it. Challenge something. And use imagination rather than writing an incredibly bad eminem rip offs. And stop with that unimaginative childlike aaa bbb ccc ddd etc rhyming dictionary scheme. Nah, I'm guessing you're just having a laugh, so here's some equally terrible and cliched words back: Look Chedda's out fuckin' eminem, Rhymes roll out just the same again, 'Cause he just don't know what to say again. So i'll rap about havin' a piss, 'Cause i'm just sendin' a diss, Or is this just all fuckin' meaningless? This goes out to the shit, Onto which your words stick, But i'm just takin the mick No one can be such a prick WORD lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheddatom Posted August 13, 2009 Author Share Posted August 13, 2009 Number one mother fucker: I don't sound like Eminem I come from Stoke, i've got long hair, I don't infect women Either way, I don't mind the flattering comparison In my house, his first 2 albums regularly get a listen Number two: what, is your rap in 3/4? That shit just doesn't groove my friend, don't post us anymore! Yes, I DO know about rhythm, yes I know about time There's groovey, funky, dirty, loose, but yours is basically grime Grime ain't necessarily bad as long as you've got a beat But working in text YOU've got no chance of getting those tapping feat Number three: Is that a sense of humour failure? Your screamo lyrics aren't welcome so you turn into a hater! "you're so stupid, your thread's just stupid, your raps are as stupid as you" "anyway, i'll have a go at doing it your way just incase it makes me cool" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaveTheHostages! Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 I'm bored, I'm tired, but I feel like writing rhymes It won't be that great It will blow your fucking mind! I'm starting to agree with everyone here! Things coming from you Sound a little queer Maybe it's time to slow down No one here is wearin' a crown None of us can get millions But your words make me ill again As to your lies about what you sound like Where you're from and your sight won't change your bark just your bite! And really, do you give a fuck about grammar At least my text won't look like a stammer You manage to look awkward on a page why not turn it and end the rage! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheddatom Posted August 14, 2009 Author Share Posted August 14, 2009 You can bend the grammer, or you could even make up your own words But when you miss out an apostraphe while calling someone stupid it's absurd I'm really sorry you're so deeply effected, I didn't want you to feel like a turd But how many times have I told you how to improve your raps? It must be around the third. Re-read your rap and tap your foot, the verses do work individually But soon you'll notice, they don't flow together you haven't got the prowess of me I told you "you need to start with the beat" but it's like fucking yo mama in the ass You'll never listen, she'll never learn, you need lube!!! That's a KnT rap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaveTheHostages! Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 It's okay when you take the piss, But coming up is a little twist You gotta get it into ya head Your just re-writin' what other people said For fucks sake I don't care what you say You teach lessons but no-one seems to pay Now you gotta get out a here You make everything feel queer So go, you're makin' me uncomfortable Sittin' here and yo' mama's mouth full Of my massive cock And now its as hard as rock Now I'm finished, finally Your mom swallowed silently She didn't wanna make much noise And embarrass her little boy Not that she can do it any more You won't recover from the social sore Of being rejected by every girl you meet "Stay back from them, by 100 feet" Those words came from the judge a restraining order that won't budge Your stalking days are over you look desperate for a lucky clover Now i'm done taking you down You really need to flip that frown From the litter your definitely the runt Admit that your an 8yr old KunT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheddatom Posted September 11, 2009 Author Share Posted September 11, 2009 lol, cool story bro, but chedda's afraid of nuttin' I asked for decent raps I didn't ask for retards to butt-in So shut it, now, can I have a new opponent please? Your raps are about as fresh as your 15 year old dick-cheese I've taken some time off because I had to get away I drove all the way to scotland on a camping holiday I drove around, smoked some weed, and even saw some whales But mainly just got pissed on and battered by the gales The weather was shit, I have to admit But I loved the scenery like yo mama loves my dick Rolling mountains and waterfalls, tasty food and mirth It invigorated me in the same way as eating an after-birth So now i'm back on the muse board with some new poetry You guys are fucking lucky you get to read this shit for free I'm sorry it took so long for me to bother to write that^cunt back But there's four verses to keep you going, that's a KnT rap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaveTheHostages! Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 Rap sucks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheddatom Posted September 21, 2009 Author Share Posted September 21, 2009 racist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaveTheHostages! Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 racist. in what way? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheddatom Posted September 24, 2009 Author Share Posted September 24, 2009 For fucks sake, I thought you'd wrote a rap! I come into my thread and all I get is this crap? It's fucking racist to hate rap 'cos it's black music wigger Do you spend all your time trying to make your cock bigger? My tip is vinegar, you need to rub it on your dick It might sting at first but it'll make it long and thick Add some salt, for extra man-power Don't go washing it off like a pussy in the shower Squeeze some lemon on it, rub it in with sandpaper Why am being I so kind to such a rap-hater? 'cos i'm a nice guy, and I feel bad for your inadequacy If anyone tells you i'm joking, trust me that's a fallacy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaveTheHostages! Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 You think i'm a wigger Well that's where your wrong I'm as dark as your momma's black thong I think you assume i like MJ and that i like Fried chicken over PBJell-ay And now repeat what i say "Casual Racism Makes Me Happ-ay" Do you think, just cos i'm black I shoot hoops when i'm round the back that my ancestors lived in a shack And that i'm better than you in the sack And finally whats your obsession with my dick It gets boring, wanna give it a lick? I know the answer, you don't have to say You been wanting to ask all day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheddatom Posted September 25, 2009 Author Share Posted September 25, 2009 awww, babe, you put some effort into that! It's a shame you can't stop sounding like a twat An ass-hat, a "can't take a joke" Y'all should chill out, relax, have a toke There ain't nothing funny about casual racism Here in the UK that shit can get you into prison And you know what kind of shit goes on there The blacks all rape the whites wigger it's not fair! Oh yeh I know a black guy so I can't be racist It's just a coincidence he stole my gold bracelet I'm sure it's just 'cos he felt he didn't fit in But that mother fucker still wound up in 4 bins Sorry, that was probably close to the mark No offence to my other-brothers who are dark I'm warning you though, don't try steal my bicycle I'll stab you down the jap eye with a solidified icicle Sorry, I got a bit side-track there My rapping is free flowing like my luscious long blonde hair I didn't mean to neglect you Save The Hostages I guess you were busy anyway, sucking on some sausages? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaveTheHostages! Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 It was all meant as a joke Sorry if it hurt where i poke You must be mad cos you had to go to scotland Whilst I was lying in sea, sun and sand It seems like you followed a philosophy and your life isn't a bare necessity It's seemingly reminiscent of a catastrophe So end it and leave me to rest easy Sorry if that was a low blow no-one told you to die since your momma or my Ho But man, please don't cry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheddatom Posted September 30, 2009 Author Share Posted September 30, 2009 dude, you need a dick to make it hurt when you poke You almost made me sick from that fucked up joke You can't hurt a woman with that button-mushroom!! That freaky fungus fallace is getting nowhere near a womb That's why you're on the internet, you're not getting laid You should sign up for medical research it's the only way you'll ever get paid Don't be afraid, at least you could never make a girl choke Unless it's on laughter, after you tell her you're so broke You want some dating tips from me? Put your head in the oven There's less chance of you getting a date than there is existence of heaven Fuck it, I can't make sense of your rap I've read better English in random spam attacks So here are the facts: You're embarassing yourself Close your notebook and burn the fucker, put the pen back on the shelf You've tourtured me enough, how many times to I have to win? It's done and dusted, you've been busted, let's put this battle in the bin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phill Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 sick battle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheddatom Posted October 6, 2009 Author Share Posted October 6, 2009 Phill with two ls, one for each of his bitch-tits His mama's obese but he still makes her legs look like bread sticks Once upon a time he auditioned to be the michelin man He was laughed off the stage, they told him to put away the frying pan "You're too fat, you've got way too many tyres!!" Too many tyres to be the michelin man? He must be about to expire. Before you go to your grave Phill, i've got to let you know Your's is deffinitely the best mattocaster copy, honestly, fo sho apart from musecaster's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest QueenOfNerds Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 So this is the place that cheesy Tom calls home, and this is where the king of raps keeps his throne. I had a look round liked some of what I saw but let me brighten up this drab 90's decor. I'm just passing through to show you some love no not the kind you get from your mamas lubed up rubber glove. Now I don't like a boy with a very small toy and that little thing can't give me no joy I love a real man with a real thatch a man of good proportion with a nice hairy patch I'm a hairy girl with a hairy snatch hope you don't get caught in my hairy honey trap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheddatom Posted October 6, 2009 Author Share Posted October 6, 2009 Honey, you trapped me, i'm head over heels I'd hide under your matress just to cop a quick feel I didn't realise you had a thing for sweaty hairy guys I've got a mean chest wig, but I shave between my thighs! I could pritt-stick some of your mum's pubes onto my sack, but the last time I tried that I got a crab-attack! I don't want them back, so you'll have to change your fetish Do you like firemen? I can spray high-pressure piss, all over your face, that's where you like my warm liquids At least that's where yo mama likes my sperm - it's not insipid it's fucking salty, it's nasty in your mouth One time I came over a slug, you heard the explosion 5 miles south! EDIT: That was a bit shit, i'm not on form today I'm sounding gay, maybe I should take some time away I can go all night, still get rock hard in seconds but maybe this rapping game's trying to teach me a lesson I'm not a rap machine, i'm a dildo with a brain If I give up rapping it will be a mighty shame but it's a pain, trying to always stay fresh Not unlike yo mama's face I often make a mess Of my rhyming, although not with my timing I'm tight like a teenage girl before she's ever gone horse-riding Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest QueenOfNerds Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Honey, you trapped me, i'm head over heels I'd hide under your matress just to cop a quick feel I didn't realise you had a thing for sweaty hairy guys I've got a mean chest wig, but I shave between my thighs! I could pritt-stick some of your mum's pubes onto my sack, but the last time I tried that I got a crab-attack! I don't want them back, so you'll have to change your fetish Do you like firemen? I can spray high-pressure piss, all over your face, that's where you like my warm liquids At least that's where yo mama likes my sperm - it's not insipid it's fucking salty, it's nasty in your mouth One time I came over a slug, you heard the explosion 5 miles south! EDIT: That was a bit shit, i'm not on form today I'm sounding gay, maybe I should take some time away I can go all night, still get rock hard in seconds but maybe this rapping game's trying to teach me a lesson I'm not a rap machine, i'm a dildo with a brain If I give up rapping it will be a mighty shame but it's a pain, trying to always stay fresh Not unlike yo mama's face I often make a mess Of my rhyming, although not with my timing I'm tight like a teenage girl before she's ever gone horse-riding How did you know about the piss fetish? wow. Bitch it's on......after a small break for a swim and some light refreshments... then it's on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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