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Matt with a child somehow makes me worried.
Me too, come to think of it. I'm picturing a groupie, five years from now, coming up to him.

 

Groupie: Here's your kid.

Kid: :indiff:

Matt: :eek:

Groupie: Right, I'm off.

Matt: :eek:

Kid: :stunned:

Matt: :eek:

[awkward silence]

Matt: So, you're, ah, ten? How's that working for you?

[awkward silence]

Matt: Do you like music?

Kid: *shrugs* I love Radiohead's earlier stuff.

[awkward silence]

Kid: You sing like a girl you know.

Matt: :$

Kid: Can I have some money?

Matt: YES!

 

Sorry, I got a wee bit carried away.

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Me too, come to think of it. I'm picturing a groupie, five years from now, coming up to him.

 

Groupie: Here's your kid.

Kid: :indiff:

Matt: :eek:

Groupie: Right, I'm off.

Matt: :eek:

Kid: :stunned:

Matt: :eek:

[awkward silence]

Matt: So, you're, ah, ten? How's that working for you?

[awkward silence]

Matt: Do you like music?

Kid: *shrugs* I love Radiohead's earlier stuff.

[awkward silence]

Kid: You sing like a girl you know.

Matt: :$

Kid: Can I have some money?

Matt: YES!

 

Sorry, I got a wee bit carried away.

 

:eek::LOL::LOL::LOL: Hahah, that's fucking hilarious. It is :LOL:

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Me too, come to think of it. I'm picturing a groupie, five years from now, coming up to him.

 

Groupie: Here's your kid.

Kid: :indiff:

Matt: :eek:

Groupie: Right, I'm off.

Matt: :eek:

Kid: :stunned:

Matt: :eek:

[awkward silence]

Matt: So, you're, ah, ten? How's that working for you?

[awkward silence]

Matt: Do you like music?

Kid: *shrugs* I love Radiohead's earlier stuff.

[awkward silence]

Kid: You sing like a girl you know.

Matt: :$

Kid: Can I have some money?

Matt: YES!

 

Sorry, I got a wee bit carried away.

 

:LOL: Do go on... heheheh.

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and strawberry i imagine you are busy, but where is page 36 :)

 

Right here, silly goose!

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I actually am very very busy with school. Lots of homework, projects, practicing, studying, etc. Piano lessons are also a bitch. And chores around the house...

So really, not busy.

Just having a life. :p

(no offences intended- do not huuuuurt meeeee!!!!)

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Hahah, that's fucking hilarious. It is

 

Oh god. A minute later I'm still laughing.

LOL!!!!!! i'm crying here......and no u didn't get carried away, it was perfect in every way!
LOL!!!!!! i'm crying here......and no u didn't get carried away, it was perfect in every way!
yes i agree, please do go on.... lol
:$:happy: Awww thanks! Well... all righty then. But stop me as soon as it goes all shit.

 

 

[untitled]

 

Chris: Who the hell was that, looked like another pissed-off ex-groupie.

 

Dom: You really had trouble keeping it in the trousers, didn't you?

 

Matt: :mad: Do I need to get out the Japan tape again?

 

Dom: :ohmy:

 

Chris: What did she want?

 

Matt: That was my kid.

 

Dom & Chris: :eek:;):LOL:

 

Chris: Good one. No really. Did you give her an STI as well?

 

Matt: Fuck sake, Chris, you KNOW that test wasn't mine!

 

Dom: Suuuure. ( :unsure: )

 

Matt: She did say he's mine though.

 

[Dom and Chris exchange looks]

 

Matt: Oh my fuck.

 

Dom: You're serious? But... where have they been all these years?

 

Chris: What's his name?

 

Dom: What's her name? ;)

 

Matt: Dom! There are slightly more pressing issues than your libido here!

 

Dom: [sulkily] Yeah. Yours.

 

Matt: I'm not cut out to be a father! Didn't anyone listen to Megalomania?

 

Chris: No.

 

Matt: :indiff:

 

Dom: Could this be the end of Muse?

 

Matt and Chris: :confused:

 

Matt: Why are you talking in that announcery voice?

 

Dom: [shrugs]

 

 

 

 

This isn't working is it?

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Right here, silly goose!

mp360np.png

 

I actually am very very busy with school. Lots of homework, projects, practicing, studying, etc. Piano lessons are also a bitch. And chores around the house...

So really, not busy.

Just having a life. :p

(no offences intended- do not huuuuurt meeeee!!!!)

:ohmy: Legend! Cool!

 

And yes you are perfectly entitled to a life. ;)

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Right here, silly goose!

I actually am very very busy with school. Lots of homework, projects, practicing, studying, etc. Piano lessons are also a bitch. And chores around the house...

So really, not busy.

Just having a life. :p

(no offences intended- do not huuuuurt meeeee!!!!)

 

haha none taken and i won't hurt you :LOL: ...that's what i meant anyway busy with life ;)

 

and page 36 is awesome

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Me too, come to think of it. I'm picturing a groupie, five years from now, coming up to him.

 

Groupie: Here's your kid.

Kid: :indiff:

Matt: :eek:

Groupie: Right, I'm off.

Matt: :eek:

Kid: :stunned:

Matt: :eek:

[awkward silence]

Matt: So, you're, ah, ten? How's that working for you?

[awkward silence]

Matt: Do you like music?

Kid: *shrugs* I love Radiohead's earlier stuff.

[awkward silence]

Kid: You sing like a girl you know.

Matt: :$

Kid: Can I have some money?

Matt: YES!

 

Sorry, I got a wee bit carried away.

 

Reminds me of H2G2 when Tricia McMillian introduces Arthur Dent to Random Frequent Flyer Dent.. :LOL:

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[untitled]

 

Chris: Who the hell was that, looked like another pissed-off ex-groupie.

 

Dom: You really had trouble keeping it in the trousers, didn't you?

 

Matt: :mad: Do I need to get out the Japan tape again?

 

Dom: :ohmy:

 

Chris: What did she want?

 

Matt: That was my kid.

 

Dom & Chris: :eek:;):LOL:

 

Chris: Good one. No really. Did you give her an STI as well?

 

Matt: Fuck sake, Chris, you KNOW that test wasn't mine!

 

Dom: Suuuure. ( :unsure: )

 

Matt: She did say he's mine though.

 

[Dom and Chris exchange looks]

 

Matt: Oh my fuck.

 

Dom: You're serious? But... where have they been all these years?

 

Chris: What's his name?

 

Dom: What's her name? ;)

 

Matt: Dom! There are slightly more pressing issues than your libido here!

 

Dom: [sulkily] Yeah. Yours.

 

Matt: I'm not cut out to be a father! Didn't anyone listen to Megalomania?

 

Chris: No.

 

Matt: :indiff:

 

Dom: Could this be the end of Muse?

 

Matt and Chris: :confused:

 

Matt: Why are you talking in that announcery voice?

 

Dom: [shrugs]

 

the first one was brilliant

This one was a lot of fun.

You can just see it happening :LOL:

do go on

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Wow, I got that done fast.

Just proves that nothing to do for a whole day = productiveness.

WELL, I did have something to do, I tutored my friend in Japanese for 2 and a half hours.... :stunned: Scary.

ANYWAY:

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:) once again I love it!

the "I'm so chic" one too. That outfit is a classic! :LOL:

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