CarrieB Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 their faces... Matt has more than one face!!! Okay I was originally referring to all three of them, I forgot it had been focussed on Matt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 Okay I was originally referring to all three of them, I forgot it had been focussed on Matt. Chris and Dom's faces are fine... fine faces Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarrieB Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 Chris and Dom's faces are fine... fine faces And so is Matt's! As you knew I would reply to that! Windup! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyper_chondriac_muser Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 like you're meant to be easily wound up? Typically, this has resulted in the 'let's take the piss out of ferret-faced Matt' vs the 'leave Matt alone he's pwetty' clans. I pledge allegiance to the former Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beeSides Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 Typically, this has resulted in the 'let's take the piss out of ferret-faced Matt' vs the 'leave Matt alone he's pwetty' clans. I pledge allegiance to the former typically...as this thread is shit...which is where is started. and see? i was right. i still don't like matt's nose and who called him a ferret face? i didn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbroken_ideals Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 I love the way all the others have very specific titles next to their names, and Matt's is just 'Fucking prick' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nohopeinfear Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 I love the way all the others have very specific titles next to their names, and Matt's is just 'Fucking prick' Getting called a "Fucking Prick" and a "Cunt" in one day Seriously fucked up shit this is... I blame Kate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbroken_ideals Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 Getting called a "Fucking Prick" and a "Cunt" in one day Seriously fucked up shit this is... I blame Kate Matt was a master of the art of tabloid-dodging until he picked up Kate *sigh* No, but seriously. If you listen to anything Heat says, you're a fucking prick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nohopeinfear Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 Matt was a master of the art of tabloid-dodging until he picked up Kate *sigh* No, but seriously. If you listen to anything Heat says, you're a fucking prick. As I said on another thread, at the heart of every woman, is a copy of Heat magazine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gretterati Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 Hey, hey Matt.... you SUCK, man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furygirl Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 Typically, this has resulted in the 'let's take the piss out of ferret-faced Matt' vs the 'leave Matt alone he's pwetty' clans. I pledge allegiance to the former Yes, but ferrets are adorable. But they do stink.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tofu Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 Yes, but ferrets are adorable. But they do stink.... Matt's hardly known for good hygiene, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbroken_ideals Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 Matt's hardly known for good hygiene, though. Hahahah, wearing the same pair of pants for as many days as possible Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nohopeinfear Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 Hahahah, wearing the same pair of pants for as many days as possible Hey, it's a sign of sophistication for a man to be able to wear a pair of underwear for several days without changing them and when they do start to pong a bit, just turn them inside out, hey presto, fresh underwear Not that I've ever done that of course Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbroken_ideals Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 Hey, it's a sign of sophistication for a man to be able to wear a pair of underwear for several days without changing them and when they do start to pong a bit, just turn them inside out, hey presto, fresh underwear Not that I've ever done that of course Not that I've smelled any used underwear belonging to a man, but just, WTF? I thought girls' underwear gets smellier That's why we wear liners. I didn't just say anything. Okay? *runs away* /offtopic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bellapod Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 Hey, it's a sign of sophistication for a man to be able to wear a pair of underwear for several days without changing them and when they do start to pong a bit, just turn them inside out, hey presto, fresh underwear Not that I've ever done that of course Underwear can be worn 4 times. Ordinary, inside out, back to front and inside out back to front. Kushti Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kieren Posted July 8, 2010 Author Share Posted July 8, 2010 Getting called a "Fucking Prick" and a "Cunt" in one day Seriously fucked up shit this is... I blame Kate Matt was a master of the art of tabloid-dodging until he picked up Kate *sigh* No, but seriously. If you listen to anything Heat says, you're a fucking prick. Just to clear up, those words were mine. It was satire. I love the way all the others have very specific titles next to their names, and Matt's is just 'Fucking prick' I made them up myself but I wouldn't say Orlando Bloom as 'disgraced pirate' a specific title Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarrieB Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 Just to clear up, those words were mine. It was satire. I made them up myself but I wouldn't say Orlando Bloom as 'disgraced pirate' a specific title I'm surprised people fell for it. As if Heat would say that about Matt! The whole thing is made up isn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pip Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 Chris and Dom's faces are fine... fine faces And so is Matt's! As you knew I would reply to that! Windup! Sorry to disappoint you both but Matt has clearly had some surgery (lips, he has none).... And Chris is clearly in-between operations awaiting further surgery...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kieren Posted July 8, 2010 Author Share Posted July 8, 2010 I'm surprised people fell for it. As if Heat would say that about Matt! The whole thing is made up isn't it? Well he was bottom of the list but no link because it's only in magazine. I guess they can't really blame youknowwho because, well, she's one of them... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riveon Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 I saw 'MajaB' is viewing this thread when I was scrolling up and thought it was someone else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beeSides Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 Just to clear up, those words were mine. It was satire. I made them up myself but I wouldn't say Orlando Bloom as 'disgraced pirate' a specific title opening up pointless threads are we? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beeSides Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 Hey, it's a sign of sophistication for a man to be able to wear a pair of underwear for several days without changing them and when they do start to pong a bit, just turn them inside out, hey presto, fresh underwear Not that I've ever done that of course alex kapranos at least washes his dirty skivvies in the sink! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dead-duck Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 Sorry to disappoint you both but Matt has clearly had some surgery (lips, he has none).... And Chris is clearly in-between operations awaiting further surgery...... Those Chris pics are hilarious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starlight_lucy Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 Oh dear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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