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If Matt Bellamy Ruled United States of Eurasia


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Just a humorous thought

1. All homes would come equipped with weapon stockpiles. (Just in case)

2. Khaki pants would be burned and replaced with pink, yellow, red, and stripped pants only.

3. Every town would have a “mushroom” bar

4. Insane Asylums would be for the Politically Sane.

5. There would be life in outer space including working towns on every livable planet and cars would be replaced with space ships.

6. The bulk of the budget would be spent on the space program.

7. Popular hair trends: Pink, Blue, Black, etc…

8. Anger management practices: smashing and throwing guitars at Dom [Poor Dom:( ]

9. The Ministry of Conspiracy would be led by David Icke.

10. All surveillance cameras would be destroyed.

 

Any Others?

 

*disclaimer: I LOVE Matt, I was just bored and this came to mind, no disrespect intended:)

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Just a humorous thought

1. All homes would come equipped with weapon stockpiles. (Just in case)

2. Khaki pants would be burned and replaced with pink, yellow, red, and stripped pants only.

3. Every town would have a “mushroom” bar

4. Insane Asylums would be for the Politically Sane.

5. There would be life in outer space including working towns on every livable planet and cars would be replaced with space ships.

6. The bulk of the budget would be spent on the space program.

7. Popular hair trends: Pink, Blue, Black, etc…

8. Anger management practices: smashing and throwing guitars at Dom [Poor Dom:( ]

9. The Ministry of Conspiracy would be led by David Icke.

10. All surveillance cameras would be destroyed.

 

Any Others?

 

*disclaimer: I LOVE Matt, I was just bored and this came to mind, no disrespect intended:)

 

• everyone must worship Matt on 9th June every year?

• everyone must treat 9th June as holiday

• everyone must own a bright red jacket

• everyone must own a manson guitar

• everyone must believe in conspiracy theories

• everyone must believe in aliens

• everyone must love Dom

• everyone must own a bright pink suitcase

• everyone must love nature

• everyone must be shorter than Matt (5'7)

• everyone must use the phrase 'pwoper' at least 3 times a day

 

cant think of any more lol

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All citizens of 'Eurasia' must: > Burn all our stuffed toys in bonfires. Farewell Jimbo dearest! > Attend 'Muse Finishing School'- where we will learn to pull off Matt's classic Freddie Mercury poses, pull the standard Muse sex-face, and learn to deliver soul-crushing bass and guitar solos. > Worship Matt every single freakin day.

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Hahaha Matt as leader of the nwo (and the antichrist according to some)...?

rofl I have to say that some lyrics could be taken either way, I mean they could be either for or against it.

 

I dunno him that well, but I guess there would be more mushrooms for everyone.

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