mjarre Posted June 28, 2010 Share Posted June 28, 2010 Just a humorous thought… 1. All homes would come equipped with weapon stockpiles. (Just in case) 2. Khaki pants would be burned and replaced with pink, yellow, red, and stripped pants only. 3. Every town would have a “mushroom” bar 4. Insane Asylums would be for the Politically Sane. 5. There would be life in outer space including working towns on every livable planet and cars would be replaced with space ships. 6. The bulk of the budget would be spent on the space program. 7. Popular hair trends: Pink, Blue, Black, etc… 8. Anger management practices: smashing and throwing guitars at Dom [Poor Dom:( ] 9. The Ministry of Conspiracy would be led by David Icke. 10. All surveillance cameras would be destroyed. Any Others? *disclaimer: I LOVE Matt, I was just bored and this came to mind, no disrespect intended:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InvincibleMicroStar Posted June 28, 2010 Share Posted June 28, 2010 Just a humorous thought… 1. All homes would come equipped with weapon stockpiles. (Just in case) 2. Khaki pants would be burned and replaced with pink, yellow, red, and stripped pants only. 3. Every town would have a “mushroom” bar 4. Insane Asylums would be for the Politically Sane. 5. There would be life in outer space including working towns on every livable planet and cars would be replaced with space ships. 6. The bulk of the budget would be spent on the space program. 7. Popular hair trends: Pink, Blue, Black, etc… 8. Anger management practices: smashing and throwing guitars at Dom [Poor Dom:( ] 9. The Ministry of Conspiracy would be led by David Icke. 10. All surveillance cameras would be destroyed. Any Others? *disclaimer: I LOVE Matt, I was just bored and this came to mind, no disrespect intended:) • everyone must worship Matt on 9th June every year? • everyone must treat 9th June as holiday • everyone must own a bright red jacket • everyone must own a manson guitar • everyone must believe in conspiracy theories • everyone must believe in aliens • everyone must love Dom • everyone must own a bright pink suitcase • everyone must love nature • everyone must be shorter than Matt (5'7) • everyone must use the phrase 'pwoper' at least 3 times a day cant think of any more lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notyounaanbread Posted June 28, 2010 Share Posted June 28, 2010 Trees must be treated as a superior race Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tellytots Posted June 28, 2010 Share Posted June 28, 2010 All citizens of 'Eurasia' must: > Burn all our stuffed toys in bonfires. Farewell Jimbo dearest! > Attend 'Muse Finishing School'- where we will learn to pull off Matt's classic Freddie Mercury poses, pull the standard Muse sex-face, and learn to deliver soul-crushing bass and guitar solos. > Worship Matt every single freakin day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
In Ryanbows Posted June 28, 2010 Share Posted June 28, 2010 He already does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EURASIAAA Posted June 28, 2010 Share Posted June 28, 2010 He already does. True. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
musse Posted June 28, 2010 Share Posted June 28, 2010 • everyone must be shorter than Matt (5'7) Yes!!! :dance: Can I say Proud Citizen of Eurasia? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattC13 Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 Everyone must listen to and have a positive opinion on Feeling Good, Starlight and Guiding Light. i mean wat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melania13 Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 • everyone must be shorter than Matt (5'7) im 5'8' :'( everyone must wear a suspicious/paranoid t-shirt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kani Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 Hahaha Matt as leader of the nwo (and the antichrist according to some)...? rofl I have to say that some lyrics could be taken either way, I mean they could be either for or against it. I dunno him that well, but I guess there would be more mushrooms for everyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattC13 Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 Free Bananas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elysium18 Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 Psh, I think that Matt would lead the Resistance against the United States of Eurasia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawliipop Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 Everyone must learn how to pronounce Floccinaucinihilipilification. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjarre Posted June 29, 2010 Author Share Posted June 29, 2010 Trees must be treated as a superior race :DGOOD ONE:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjarre Posted June 29, 2010 Author Share Posted June 29, 2010 Everyone must learn how to pronounce Floccinaucinihilipilification. :LOL:I like this too:LOL: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjarre Posted June 29, 2010 Author Share Posted June 29, 2010 Psh, I think that Matt would lead the Resistance against the United States of Eurasia. FUNNY:D But, Eurasia is his utopia, he would not resist it:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjarre Posted June 29, 2010 Author Share Posted June 29, 2010 Yes!!! :dance: Can I say Proud Citizen of Eurasia? Me Too!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pwoper_muse_lover Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 - Paul Helliar would be alien affairs expert. - Learning about the illuminati would replace all religious education - Stores would only sell colourful socks. No plain colours. - Suits would be available worldwide in red, crowdsurfing and television screen varieties. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keesta Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 Free Bananas and not to mention good bottles of red wine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjarre Posted June 29, 2010 Author Share Posted June 29, 2010 and not to mention good bottles of red wine You can never have enough bottles of red wine:p Cheers! to that:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luigi. Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 Why is there a sudden abundance of weird/dumb Muse threads? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MK Soultra Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 ...we will fight against oceania. ...all spiders must be killed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
musse Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 Everyone must make pasta from scratch :D:D Wish I could do that... I tried that once but didn't turn out properly.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jtj39 Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 Everyone must make pasta from scratch :D:D Wish I could do that... I tried that once but didn't turn out properly.. you mean pwoperly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riveon Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 He would hopefully ban annoying memes. Edit: I killed the thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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