the best muse quotes

[zoemuse]

i just watched that interview on youtube

how he says his "r's" was really noticeable on that interview it made me giggle

 

url?

[Georgiina]

matt: something something something.."on the fwringe of my imagination" and "the fwringe of reality"

 

has anyone else noticed he says this a lot in interviews when asked about some of the songs on black holes & revelations?

 

i just like when he says fwringe, tehe, fwringe.

[Ellie.B]

matt: something something something.."on the fwringe of my imagination" and "the fwringe of reality"

 

has anyone else noticed he says this a lot in interviews when asked about some of the songs on black holes & revelations?

 

Not surprising he has the same answer for the same questions he must get asked over and over again, the number of times I've heard 'we wanted to be away from civilisation so we could work on the album without interuptions but we were goig crazy with no way to contact people so we got an internet connection'...

[Hobo]

I don't think he's ever got through an interview without saying the word "vibe".

[Ellie.B]

I don't think he's ever got through an interview without saying the word "vibe".

 

'Jaded' comes up a lot as well

 

I should really stop listening to their interviews

[Evie]

I don't think he's ever got through an interview without saying the word "vibe".

 

 

I laughed so hard when Colin Murray asked him in that Radio 1 interview last year what the good thing would be about having an 'institution record' and he said "oh, it'd be great to hang out with the old-school vibe" and Dom and Colin were all "WTF are you talking about". Jaded is also definitely one of his oft-repeated words too, yeah.

[Ellie.B]

 

I laughed so hard when Colin Murray asked him in that Radio 1 interview last year what the good thing would be about having an 'institution record' and he said "oh, it'd be great to hang out with the old-school vibe" and Dom and Colin were all "WTF are you talking about". Jaded is also definitely one of his oft-repeated words too, yeah.

 

I think he just says 'vibe' now to replace actual words and end a sentence when he doesn't have a clue what he's on about Which is most the time

[Lula]

who knows but they have some good quotes, though most of this thread si SPAM!

 

dammit i looked through nearly all the pages but got bored by 37

 

hell i know.. It just totally dropped off of topic by page two.. I thought it would actually be a good thread, then it just ....bah.

 

I'm all for a revamp.

 

"AD: If you had to pick a personal favourite Muse track, what would it be and why?

 

DH: I really like the new stuff actually. I particularly like "Plug In Baby" actually. That song’s about putting emotion into something that has no soul - like a child’s teddy bear or a computer. And also what it would be like if we could genetically engineer puppies that never grow old."

[San]

I think he just says 'vibe' now to replace actual words and end a sentence when he doesn't have a clue what he's on about Which is most the time

 

I love that theory

I love your sig aswwell, especially Chris

[Degrassi41]

hell i know.. It just totally dropped off of topic by page two.. I thought it would actually be a good thread, then it just ....bah.

 

I'm all for a revamp.

 

"AD: If you had to pick a personal favourite Muse track, what would it be and why?

 

DH: I really like the new stuff actually. I particularly like "Plug In Baby" actually. That song’s about putting emotion into something that has no soul - like a child’s teddy bear or a computer. And also what it would be like if we could genetically engineer puppies that never grow old."

 

Brilliant!

[greatbigsquirrel]

ok. i've got a fucking classic matt quote you're not going to find in any magazine about his thoughts on babies:

and i'm paraphrasing some of it mind you:

matt: ugh. babies are fucking scary. the only way i'd want one is if i could like rent it or somethign and hand it off to someone else when it got too SHITTY. lol

 

i can't remember what the conversation was about, just how hard i laughed when he said that.

oh and p.s.: he says he's had e-fucking-nough of the bond films cuz chris watches them incessantly. lol

[Drakey]

hell i know.. It just totally dropped off of topic by page two.. I thought it would actually be a good thread, then it just ....bah.

 

I'm all for a revamp.

 

"AD: If you had to pick a personal favourite Muse track, what would it be and why?

 

DH: I really like the new stuff actually. I particularly like "Plug In Baby" actually. That song’s about putting emotion into something that has no soul - like a child’s teddy bear or a computer. And also what it would be like if we could genetically engineer puppies that never grow old."

 

what? they recorded PIB fucked on shrooms didnt they? how can you possibly remember the meaning?? lmao!

a different reason every time

 

 

also this is filled with spam but there are pure gems now and then!

[musebaby15]

Dom: "Have you ever spied me doing anything embarrassing, yet spared my blushes by not telling me?"

Matt: "Hmmm, Good question. I'm sure there's something. Hmmm."

Dom: "You saw me getting laid once."

Matt: "That's true, actually: I came in a room once and filmed him with a night vision camera. Ah, I know - I saw him putting on moisturiser once."

 

Chris: "Who's the worst fighter?"

Matt: "If you're small like me, you've got to do other things. If you don't have the physical strength, you've got to use weapons. It's not that I fight like a girl, it's just that I'll use whatever object is at hand."

Dom: "I actually think I'm the worst. I smacked one guy in the face once and I thought I looked really hard, and he just turned around, looked at me, and squashed me on the floor in one go. It was quite embarrassing. So, yeah, it's most likely I'd lose, but I'd go down with my teeth in someone's leg."

 

Dom: "What's the worst thing about sharing a tour bus with me?"

Matt: "All your daffing around. His electric toothbrush and mouthwash just winds me up. It's just annoying. For one, it reminds me how unclean I am."

 

Chris: "If a spacecraft landed in front of us and a hatch opened up - which of us would be mad enough to go onboard?"

Dom: "I'd be in there."

Chris: "I'd want to see the beings first."

Matt: "I wouldn't go on my own, if I knew we were all going on, I'd be happy to go first."

 

Chris: "What's my most annoying habit?"

Matt: "Farting. I can recognise you by your farts by both smell and volume."

Dom: "If I'm in a hotel room, like two floors above him, I can hear him. I'm like, 'Jesus'. He's loud."

 

Matt: "If I had a hygiene problem, would you tell me?"

Dom: "I tell you every day (laughs). Get in the shower. Brush your teeth."

Matt: "That is true, that is true."

 

Chris: "What's the worst thing about being in Muse?"

Matt: "..."

Chris: "..."

Dom: "..."

Matt: "Our legal bills. The business side. It's complicated. I wouldn't wish it on anybody."

 

Chris: "Who's the biggest bitch?"

Dom: "Matt's the biggest and we're his bitches."

 

Dom: "If a venomous snake bit my arse, would you suck the poison out?"

Matt: "I'd be more than happy to. I have got medical training - I did a first-aid course. I can do resuscitation, mouth-to-mouth, all that kind of thing. If you cut an artery open, I could stop the bleeding; tie a belt around the groin, fucking do it tight and stand on it, and go, 'SHUT UP!'. Did you know when you see all that thumping of the chest stuff in films, that you can't actually bring somebody back to life by doing that? All you can do is keep them alive until someone turns up with an electrode. You're basically pumping the blood around the body to keep them alive; that's all you're doing. Drowning is a different matter, if someone's got loads of water inside their mouth, you can just blow inside their lungs and maybe they'll be able to cough and splutter it back out again. But, yeah, the venom; I'm not that advanced, but I'd give it a go."

Dom: "How about if it bit me on my knob?"

Matt: "Then I'd let you die."

 

 

:LOL:

[SexualHPanda]

even though were not doing pics i think my sig pic of dom is quite funny

[icerose06]

Dom: "Have you ever spied me doing anything embarrassing, yet spared my blushes by not telling me?"

Matt: "Hmmm, Good question. I'm sure there's something. Hmmm."

Dom: "You saw me getting laid once."

Matt: "That's true, actually: I came in a room once and filmed him with a night vision camera. Ah, I know - I saw him putting on moisturiser once."

 

 

 

:LOL:

 

i never get tired of reading that whole interview. its just so funny.

[miele]

DJ: What kind of effect do you think your music will have on MCR's fans?

 

Matt: Take them to another level (laughs crazily) No Im joking (laughs crazily again).

 

Nice. So true!

[Mrs Hahn]

something along the lines of

 

interviewer:"who do you think is the coolest woman of all time"

 

matt:"mary,mother of god.........she got pregnant and convinced everyone she was still a virgin

 

i had to laugh loud about that one

[CelineBelli]

"loose parties, somewhere called duckpond, just encouraging people to get fuckin loose" haha matt. at least thts SOMETHING lyk wot he said. it wasnt clear. haha but it made me laugh.

[CelineBelli]

hahah and also "buy my next album, cheers." hahaha hilarious matt. he was also talking bout how some guys dressed up as gas meter guys trying to chek his gas meter but they turned out to be hardcore fans ahhahah!

[Tramp-In-Denial]

Dom: "Have you ever spied me doing anything embarrassing, yet spared my blushes by not telling me?"

Matt: "Hmmm, Good question. I'm sure there's something. Hmmm."

Dom: "You saw me getting laid once."

Matt: "That's true, actually: I came in a room once and filmed him with a night vision camera. Ah, I know - I saw him putting on moisturiser once."

 

Chris: "Who's the worst fighter?"

Matt: "If you're small like me, you've got to do other things. If you don't have the physical strength, you've got to use weapons. It's not that I fight like a girl, it's just that I'll use whatever object is at hand."

Dom: "I actually think I'm the worst. I smacked one guy in the face once and I thought I looked really hard, and he just turned around, looked at me, and squashed me on the floor in one go. It was quite embarrassing. So, yeah, it's most likely I'd lose, but I'd go down with my teeth in someone's leg."

 

Dom: "What's the worst thing about sharing a tour bus with me?"

Matt: "All your daffing around. His electric toothbrush and mouthwash just winds me up. It's just annoying. For one, it reminds me how unclean I am."

 

Chris: "If a spacecraft landed in front of us and a hatch opened up - which of us would be mad enough to go onboard?"

Dom: "I'd be in there."

Chris: "I'd want to see the beings first."

Matt: "I wouldn't go on my own, if I knew we were all going on, I'd be happy to go first."

 

Chris: "What's my most annoying habit?"

Matt: "Farting. I can recognise you by your farts by both smell and volume."

Dom: "If I'm in a hotel room, like two floors above him, I can hear him. I'm like, 'Jesus'. He's loud."

 

Matt: "If I had a hygiene problem, would you tell me?"

Dom: "I tell you every day (laughs). Get in the shower. Brush your teeth."

Matt: "That is true, that is true."

 

Chris: "What's the worst thing about being in Muse?"

Matt: "..."

Chris: "..."

Dom: "..."

Matt: "Our legal bills. The business side. It's complicated. I wouldn't wish it on anybody."

 

Chris: "Who's the biggest bitch?"

Dom: "Matt's the biggest and we're his bitches."

 

Dom: "If a venomous snake bit my arse, would you suck the poison out?"

Matt: "I'd be more than happy to. I have got medical training - I did a first-aid course. I can do resuscitation, mouth-to-mouth, all that kind of thing. If you cut an artery open, I could stop the bleeding; tie a belt around the groin, fucking do it tight and stand on it, and go, 'SHUT UP!'. Did you know when you see all that thumping of the chest stuff in films, that you can't actually bring somebody back to life by doing that? All you can do is keep them alive until someone turns up with an electrode. You're basically pumping the blood around the body to keep them alive; that's all you're doing. Drowning is a different matter, if someone's got loads of water inside their mouth, you can just blow inside their lungs and maybe they'll be able to cough and splutter it back out again. But, yeah, the venom; I'm not that advanced, but I'd give it a go."

Dom: "How about if it bit me on my knob?"

Matt: "Then I'd let you die."

 

 

:LOL:

 

Is there a video for that?

[dwydav]

"Hi, I'm Matt Bellamy and I am in a band called Muse and we play Music"

 

also

 

"Hi, I'm DOminic Howard and I am the drummer of a Band called Muse and we play Music"

[binarysonnets]

I think Matt pronouncing bono as "bone-o" was pretty immense. Bono's such a berk. *giggle*

[Celeone]

I think Matt pronouncing bono as "bone-o" was pretty immense. Bono's such a berk. *giggle*

 

Really? Do you have a video of that?

[binarysonnets]

Really? Do you have a video of that?

 

I'll find it for you later - youtube is going so slow at the moment and I'm trying to watch a patrick wolf interview.

 

EDIT: I think it's this one but it won't load for me.

[Celeone]

I'll find it for you later - youtube is going so slow at the moment and I'm trying to watch a patrick wolf interview.

 

EDIT: I think it's this one but it won't load for me.

 

Thanks for finding it, but it won't load for me either