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"Now, is it true, because i was told that you said Plug in Baby was about genetically engineering puppies to live forever. did you say that?"

 

"I say alot of things"

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something along the lines of

 

interviewer:"who do you think is the coolest woman of all time"

 

matt:"mary,mother of god.........she got pregnant and convinced everyone she was still a virgin

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At the gig i went to 'De Montfort Hall, Leicester, 1.11.01' after avery 2 or 3 songs matt would allways say

 

'Hello Leicestoooor'

 

in a really deep crackily voice'

 

I bet ur all just thinkin 'wats ur point'

 

but it was kinda funny at the time :p

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At the gig i went to 'De Montfort Hall, Leicester, 1.11.01' after avery 2 or 3 songs matt would allways say

 

'Hello Leicestoooor'

 

in a really deep crackily voice'

 

I bet ur all just thinkin 'wats ur point'

 

but it was kinda funny at the time :p

At the concert in Brussels 7th Nov 2003, Matt said before he started Endlessly "This is a kind weird song" Maybe not that interesting. But I don't fine Endlessly weird tho

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Interviewer: "How about aking origami frogs?"

Matt: "Ummm no, thats sounds... whats the word?... GAY!"

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When refering to the nescafe advert Matt said something like "They took it off and replaced it with some other bloody crappy version". It just made me smile.

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I: "What would you do if you are the only man left on earth after the End of The World?"

Matt: "I'd go looking for a woman...If I wouldn't find any, I think I'll be satisfied with Dominic."

 

(finally the right translation I hope ;) !)

 

I: "And if you know the world is going to end seven days before it happens?"

Matt: "I think I'd go mad and start to do the most strange things. I'd rape all the women I'll meet, and I will take a machinegun and shoot all the people who piss me off. I'd wreck all the cars, cut all the telephones wires and then I would go on the stage, waiting for the end. But then, I'd hope there will be really this end!"

 

(sorry, translated from the Italian)

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I: "What would you do if you are the only man left on earth after the End of The World?"

Matt: "I'd go looking for a woman...If I wouldn't find any, I think I'll be satisfied with Dominic."

 

(finally the right translation I hope ;) !)

 

I: "And if you know the world is going to end seven days before it happens?"

Matt: "I think I'd go mad and start to do the most strange things. I'd rape all the women I'll meet, and I will take a machinegun and shoot all the people who piss me off. I'd wreck all the cars, cut all the telephones wires and then I would go on the stage, waiting for the end. But then, I'd hope there will be really this end!"

 

(sorry, translated from the Italian)

 

note to self - avoid matt bellamy if world comes to end

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Matt:

 

after a party one night I went back to the dressing room and it was all dark. I heard some strange squelching noises in the corner, so I went out and got a video camera with night vision on it. I went back and got the last 10 seconds just as he went...."There are some things in life I never thought I'd see: the fall of the Berlin Wall, a cessation of violence in Northern Ireland or a British Deputy Prime Minister punching a man with a mullet, for instance. And right up there on the sliding scale is the vision of Matt Bellamy enthusiastically miming cumming on a girl's back. "I got the money shot on tape," he spluners.

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I:I: "And if you know the world is going to end seven days before it happens?"

Matt: "I think I'd go mad and start to do the most strange things. I'd rape all the women I'll meet

 

Hahwwhahah! Lil' Matt! Bet i could knock him out with my pinky :D

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two more from matt:

 

"We went to some temples in Osaka and there were lots of girls and young women with their faces painted white, praying and chanting. It was just about the hottest thing I've ever seen."

 

"(Madonna) will probably be on her knees giving me a blowjob with three of her mates one day but I'll have to sell ten million records first and have a body like Ricky Martin."

 

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more more more:

 

Do you have any hopes of breaking America?

Matt: "It'd be nice, yeah. But if you want to break America, you do have to bend over, pull down your pants and let radio stations fuck you up the arse. If there's any way of avoiding that, I'll go for it. But I think we'll go live there for six months and see what happens."

 

Matt, Why do you always just answer the sex-related threads on the Muse messageboard?

Dom: ''Cause he's a pervert."

 

This is my favorite plug in baby one:

 

Hey, Matt, what's your plug in baby?

Matt: "My plug in baby is my own physical body. I'm using it objectively a bit more these days. I'm not in it, I'm sort of using it. I can't explain what I mean. I make it do things now that I used to be worried about. What is it? I don't know. It's like I am my own ventriloquist. Oh, I can't remember. Help me!"

Dom: "You've said it before. You've said, 'Blah, blah, blah, and that's my plug in baby'."

Matt: "I've explained what the meaning of it is, but I don't know what it is. It's definitely myself, I think. [to Dom] Do you think we've lost it in the last few weeks? Just fucking blown it?"

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Dom: "You've said it before. You've said, 'Blah, blah, blah, and that's my plug in baby'."

Matt: "I've explained what the meaning of it is, but I don't know what it is. It's definitely myself, I think. [to Dom] Do you think we've lost it in the last few weeks? Just fucking blown it?"

 

Haha. Thats what I sound like most of the time.

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Do you have any hopes of breaking America?

Matt: "It'd be nice, yeah. But if you want to break America, you do have to bend over, pull down your pants and let radio stations fuck you up the arse. If there's any way of avoiding that, I'll go for it. But I think we'll go live there for six months and see what happens."

 

Matt, Why do you always just answer the sex-related threads on the Muse messageboard?

Dom: ''Cause he's a pervert."

 

This is my favorite plug in baby one:

 

Hey, Matt, what's your plug in baby?

Matt: "My plug in baby is my own physical body. I'm using it objectively a bit more these days. I'm not in it, I'm sort of using it. I can't explain what I mean. I make it do things now that I used to be worried about. What is it? I don't know. It's like I am my own ventriloquist. Oh, I can't remember. Help me!"

Dom: "You've said it before. You've said, 'Blah, blah, blah, and that's my plug in baby'."

Matt: "I've explained what the meaning of it is, but I don't know what it is. It's definitely myself, I think. [to Dom] Do you think we've lost it in the last few weeks? Just fucking blown it?"

 

hahahahaha :D that hilarious

 

"coz hes a pervert" ha :D

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What's the worst trouble you've been in?

 

"I once got in with a dodgy group of friends and we'd steal shit cars and sell them. We got this Escort from a scrapyard run by the hardest guy in town and he found out we'd sold it to someone for a few hundred quid. He came round to my house and said he'd burn my house down when my family were in it if I didn't give him £500. So I had to give this bloke the tour bus we had at the time."

 

 

Who was the first love of your life?

 

"My babysitter. She saved my life when I was choking once and after that I loved her."

 

Upon whom would you most like to exact revenge? Why? How?

 

"Probably the guy who owned that scrapyard. I'd put him in one of those things that crushes cars!"

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What's the worst trouble you've been in?

 

"I once got in with a dodgy group of friends and we'd steal shit cars and sell them. We got this Escort from a scrapyard run by the hardest guy in town and he found out we'd sold it to someone for a few hundred quid. He came round to my house and said he'd burn my house down when my family were in it if I didn't give him £500. So I had to give this bloke the tour bus we had at the time."

 

 

Who was the first love of your life?

 

"My babysitter. She saved my life when I was choking once and after that I loved her."

 

Upon whom would you most like to exact revenge? Why? How?

 

"Probably the guy who owned that scrapyard. I'd put him in one of those things that crushes cars!"

 

 

ahh, now i know what that crap maximum muse cd was talking bout when it said matt was involved in petty crime.

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A selection of stuff from old Melody Makers:

 

"one time I was supposed to do a festival in Exeter on my own and I couldn't do it, because I had a fear that Dom or Chris would come into the audience and realise that I wasn't very good and not want me in the band anymore!"

 

(asked about getting into trouble)

 

"Many time. I've got into a couple of fights this week. I always know i'll lose, but that's what eggs me on for some reason. Once was when someone threw some beer over me at the Elle Style Awards. Another time I went into a pizza place near Leicester Square and it was closing, so the woman gave me some pizza for free, but then the bouncer just grabbed me and threw me down the stairs. I was really fucked off with that beacause it hurt! So I got the whole pizza and threw it into the resteraunt and then ran a mile. I think that's a real blue hair thing - people thinking, 'who the fuck does he think he is?'"

 

"I think i'm crap. I'm a crap guitar player. I'm really not very good. And i thought I was a good singer until I met Coldplay. That guy's got a real voice. He can sing ."

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Groupie fan guy in crowd wearing and absolution t-shirt: "What does plug in baby mean?"

matt: "Oh shit! Ummm... It means... errr... *to Dom* Help me out. Erm It means... what does it mean? Ummm I can't remember sorry."

 

 

Same interview:

A different Groupie fan guy: "Is it true that when you were a kid your mum used to teach you to communicate with the dead?"

Matt: "Oh she was always off her head doing weird shit like that!" *ummm may not be exactly the right wording but it was pretty close to tat.*

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From Kerrang!:

 

I: "What's the biggest misconception people have about Muse?"

Matt: "That we're intelligent."

I: "And you're clearly not?"

Matt: "No. We're not."

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