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Mr Briggs

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About Mr Briggs

  • Birthday 11/09/1982

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  • Location
    Cumbria, UK
  • Interests
    In a band, go to gigs, eat food, watch TV
  • Occupation
    Proper Job
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  1. Matt's hates: Spiders "To the point of phobia. They just seem to roam round in houses, getting on my nerves and invading my space. I get someone else to deal with them. I can’t." Matt's loves: Fish "I’m looking at my tropical fish tank right now. There’s angel fish, little neons. I’m really good at looking after them, but they keep mating and having thousands of babies. So I bought these redtail sharks to eat them all "
  2. "I've had some severe incidents of road rage recently. It's always these old guys, 60 or something. I'm sure i've done nothing that wrong. There's one time I parked up on the kerb illegally so I could use a cash machine and this car deliberately rubbed up agaist my car to prove a point. I was like 'FUCK OFF'. And because he saw me say that, this old guy got out with a crowbar and started cracking the lights. It was my mum's car as well. I just sat in the car laughing because i couldn't belive how tragic it was. I had a video camera with me and I was filming him doing it and he started shaking with embarrasment knowing everyting he'd done had been captured."
  3. A selection of stuff from old Melody Makers: "one time I was supposed to do a festival in Exeter on my own and I couldn't do it, because I had a fear that Dom or Chris would come into the audience and realise that I wasn't very good and not want me in the band anymore!" (asked about getting into trouble) "Many time. I've got into a couple of fights this week. I always know i'll lose, but that's what eggs me on for some reason. Once was when someone threw some beer over me at the Elle Style Awards. Another time I went into a pizza place near Leicester Square and it was closing, so the woman gave me some pizza for free, but then the bouncer just grabbed me and threw me down the stairs. I was really fucked off with that beacause it hurt! So I got the whole pizza and threw it into the resteraunt and then ran a mile. I think that's a real blue hair thing - people thinking, 'who the fuck does he think he is?'" "I think i'm crap. I'm a crap guitar player. I'm really not very good. And i thought I was a good singer until I met Coldplay. That guy's got a real voice. He can sing ."
  4. What's the worst trouble you've been in? "I once got in with a dodgy group of friends and we'd steal shit cars and sell them. We got this Escort from a scrapyard run by the hardest guy in town and he found out we'd sold it to someone for a few hundred quid. He came round to my house and said he'd burn my house down when my family were in it if I didn't give him £500. So I had to give this bloke the tour bus we had at the time." Who was the first love of your life? "My babysitter. She saved my life when I was choking once and after that I loved her." Upon whom would you most like to exact revenge? Why? How? "Probably the guy who owned that scrapyard. I'd put him in one of those things that crushes cars!"
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