Ok, find me something and i'll read it!

I like your sucky voice! <3

Yay! I like your normal voice!

...actually didn't I marry your normal voice?

I've already heard more than enough men coming on to me!

I said you're my Monkey Child!

It is now!

Yes. For I am an evil Cockney my son!

Phroaw!

*wraps in blanket*

I decided to give the Pandas a trial run, to see how we get on! Because they're cute. And strangely scary.

I still have our beautiful crows safe in this box though:

*worships*

Are you a moose!

You need moose cunning to work it out!

On your own head be it. Quite literally, as they may make you a sandwich hat. That's how cunning they are!

Never ask a moose for a sandwich! You'll change it's sex! It's why you should never tremble with a newt.

So cunning their schemes could slice a loaf of bread.

No. But they want you to think they are!

That's what they want you to think!

He's terrible at playing cards. He once won then lost a Scottish trout farm in an hour. Ended up owing the Cardiff mafia 3 extra trout and had to go fishing in the bay each evening for a month to catch them. Turns out moose aren't good at fishing either. They literally don't know where to place the rod.

Of course it must. Of course. And Daryl is a beautiful name for a moose.

I did! It was drunk and funny. I'm giving it it's own paddock on our farm.

I didn't! If I find who did then i'll come at them like a shark with knees!

http://www.purplemoose.co.uk/pmb_the_beer_range_all_year.htm

It was one of those really, really bad remakes I think, so probably yes!

My favourites were 'Summer Meltdown' (which had chinese root ginger in it), and 'Dark Side Of The Moose'