I already posted this in the Mesa, AZ gig thread.
"I had a dream last night that I was part of a super-elite security team and I was able to be Muse's body guard. Back stage Matt and I were sharing the same [large leather] chair because all the other were taken and he was small enough to fit. He's acting very squirmy like a restless child and he pretends that I'm invisable so he sits on top of me like I'm part of the chair. Basically we're just having a good laugh. Aurora, Brittney and Katrina couldn't get backstage, but I was calling for someone to get my camera because Matt was acting funny as hell and I was tickling him at this point (and I wanted to show off to PMT). So one of the "inferior" barricade guards grabs you girls to come back for a moment and when Aurora sees what postitions Matt and I are in she FREAKS out and is throwing on hell of a temper tantrum. We thought it was funny, but Brittney and Katrina have to hold her back to keep her from charging at me. Then they disappear and later I develop super senses like I can smell toxins in food that fans bring Muse and I get to do Karate on some skanky groupies.
I knew Kung Fu. It was AWESOME!"