Nothing. I just feel oddly sad and lonely tonight! Must be my time of the month.

Can I has hug?

That would have been immense, but for some reason I sill had to pick them up. I seem to remember not to eat though. Just carrying them around cradled in my arms...!

My name is Mark, and you can count on it!

Back on the nappies for you!

I seem to remember it was mostly blackberries and strawberries. But it wasn't so much picked as picked up! It was literally just like old computer games with huge fruit just sat on the ground!

Mahaha! wait till you see this then:

btw have you noticed Muse have announced their new album title? I changed my avatar in honour of the occasion.

I dunno, i'm bad at remembering dreams! I've just woken up though so remember my dream from last night!

I went on holiday, exploring a strange world with my sister. We found a vast area full of huge slippery moss covered rocks, which we had to jump between, over a deep drop. We got separated and I got stuck on a rock which swayed loads, leaving me frightened i'd fall off it. I couldn't see Laura or get to any of the other rocks as it rolled and swayed, until all I could see was the sky spinning above me. Eventually, I managed to rock as close as I could to the mysterious ground below, and jumped into the darkness.

I found myself in a rocky maze-like place full of strange brightly coloured creatures bustling about collecting giant fruit. It was like some kind of weird old computer game! So I started collecting fruit too (of course this was the right thing to do) as I looked for my sister (of course she was there too of course), but when I found her she also had armfuls of fruit and stubbornly refused to leave, or go on exploring the rest of the world outside the maze, claiming she was happy enough staying there with the fruit. So we had an argument and I woke up feeling very frustrated with her!

EDIT: actually here's a nightmare: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOFRIWx5F9c :'(

It will be epic! Surreal dreams, sexy dreams, and nightmares colliding on a vast bouncy canvas.

I'm sure yours will be wonderous too! You should decorate it.

Castle of Dreams... I like that! I shall paint it with bright images from the deepest depths of my dreams.

Feel free to bounce on my 'castle' whenever you want!

Of course! You wouldn't want to stop the fun for a bridge.

In Soviet Russia, sleep gets you!

Ok, but only if we build a bouncy bridge between them so we can visit each other's castles and bounce together!

Owls shall get you as you slumber!

I haven't been on a bouncy castle in years.

You can't fool me. Or owls. Or mice and shrews. Or Simon Cowell's.

http://www.boysstuff.co.uk/images/prod_zoom_center/space_hoppers_centre_500_29637.jpg

I won't become a child catcher just to satisfy your sick fetishes!

You haven't lived.

I can't make babies sit on it! That would be barbaric!

A jumping balloon? Do you mean a space hopper?! They are awesome.

It does belong to someone else sadly! I did briefly consider just locking it in our house though.

It is an amusing vid! All the band members randomly jumping around.

I gained a cat last night! It escorted me home and we sat outside by house playing at 1am. I wanted to keep it!

As cute as: http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v310/53/7/525395413/n525395413_3847300_6000.jpg ? Awwh Emily really took to that Bosnian Guinea Pig!

No.

I drew them on my arms once.

Is it as adorable as: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/85/Meerkat.jpg/399px-Meerkat.jpg ?

You're hurling abuse at one in your profile pic!

It looks like some kind of wood devouring teddy bear.

Have you been abusing crotches again?

http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg290/static_shadows/n63300073_30368175_7694.jpg

*strokes*

I thought your boat deserved bumping with style. Then I realised you can use it to put anyone down in any situation!

Tashcat is NOT amused.

That would be the best day.

It's not so beautiful here. More wet and cloudy. And i'm tired. Which is why it's 2pm and I still haven't got out of bed yet!

How's yourself?