No. But they want you to think they are!

That's what they want you to think!

He's terrible at playing cards. He once won then lost a Scottish trout farm in an hour. Ended up owing the Cardiff mafia 3 extra trout and had to go fishing in the bay each evening for a month to catch them. Turns out moose aren't good at fishing either. They literally don't know where to place the rod.

Of course it must. Of course. And Daryl is a beautiful name for a moose.

I did! It was drunk and funny. I'm giving it it's own paddock on our farm.

I didn't! If I find who did then i'll come at them like a shark with knees!

http://www.purplemoose.co.uk/pmb_the_beer_range_all_year.htm

It was one of those really, really bad remakes I think, so probably yes!

My favourites were 'Summer Meltdown' (which had chinese root ginger in it), and 'Dark Side Of The Moose'

A UK series where a Manchester policeman, Sam Tyler, has an accident and wakes up in 1973, and doesn't know if he's travelled back in time, is in a coma, or has gone mad. It's a pretty weird and cool show! Basically runs like a gritty historically accurate 70's cop show, with Sam Tyler's modern policing set against 70's cop Gene Hunt's old fashioned brutal gut-instinct policing. It has loads of funny lines, serious issues, and scary surreal bits. Especially the little girl who keeps coming out of the TV. She terrifies me!

It was really good! Loads of weird and wonderful ales and ciders! Just back back from the Royal Albert Hall in London too, where I saw Jeff Beck! Good times.

I went to a BEER FESTIVAL!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHP3Jih_rfA

I am indeed an original Mark. But beware, for I have many clones. An army of Markai, stalking the earth for tea, wine, and sexy times.

Will do!

But I rarely post in Banter!

Are you always such a shameless flirt?

Stirring up banter is fun!

Yay! I can't wait to open this farm.

:happy:

I want one.

*sucks*

Link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alice_in_Wonderland_(2010_film)

That's nearly a year away.

But...

I'm worried if it is true that Tim Burton will try to make it a gothic romance or something very un-Alice. But it might just be bollocks speculation anyway and turn out that they are doing it straight.