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Sure it isn't, I'll give you 200 sheep for it. And 500 burning Mando Diao albums. deal?

With an offer like that, I'll throw in my mother too.

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Bonus! *does a little dance*

 

Be kind to her, she's a bit... stupid. (Although she comes fully house trained.)

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Oh that's a plus. Is there a de-toryfication kit included?

Just tell her that Thatcher's coming back, but this time she's bigger and she's socialist.

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I saw two shooting stars last night.

I wished on them, but they were only satellites, is it wrong to wish on space hardware, I wish, I wish, I wish you'd care... :happy:

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Have you gone for a volumising one? Looks good.

 

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Single reed > double.

 

Waiting for the walking green, across the street he stood and he played real good on his claaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarinet, for free.

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Nah, tis some multiplying thingie.

 

*Laughs at puny reed*

 

Please put your tongue away, a little higher and we're well away!

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I've not heard that song for yeaars.

 

Better pray for your sins, cause the Gay Messiah's coming...

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I'm looking for some words to call my ooooooown, worn-out phrases and a hand-me-doooooown!!!

 

I just had to go and download some Savage Garden t'other day, ahh those were gay times :happy:

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I want to run through the jungle the wind in my hair and the sand at my feet ... awooooooooooooooooogah

 

Thems were the days.

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I see that gay, and raise you.

 

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:LOL: they aren't even real.

 

Not long till Eurovision. Wooo!

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I fold. One more person mentioning the Eurovision and I'll go shoot meself in Kew Gardens. Honest.

 

*Listens to Andrea Bocelli* Surely the ace of spades in gay poker? Coooooon te partirooooooooo! :happy:

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The contest of songs which cannot be named is a wonderful thing. :rolleyes: I have a good mind to videotape it for you, so you can appreciate it in its full Terry Wogan commentary glory.

 

I have the most wonderful duet with Andrea Bocelli and Bryn Terfel. <3

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