addyjoe Posted May 12, 2008 Share Posted May 12, 2008 Cake, anybody? OR... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seregon Posted May 12, 2008 Share Posted May 12, 2008 That's Little Britain you foo! Oh no that's dust. Hodder da da. Whatevs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popey Posted May 12, 2008 Share Posted May 12, 2008 “What have you been reading, the gospel according to St. Bastard?” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seregon Posted May 12, 2008 Share Posted May 12, 2008 "Well I'll set up a new religion! The psychotic bastard religion!" "How about Church of England?" "Oh yes, much better. Even though I'm Scottish myself" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyinair Posted May 12, 2008 Share Posted May 12, 2008 Do you have a flag? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ADAM Posted May 12, 2008 Share Posted May 12, 2008 Alright then I wanna work in a sewer. And discover sewage that no-one's ever discovered before..and pile it on my head, then come to the surface and sell myself to an art gallery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ADAM Posted May 12, 2008 Share Posted May 12, 2008 what is it sebastian....im arranging matches! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemsy Posted May 12, 2008 Share Posted May 12, 2008 Jeff The God Of Biscuits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nimpo46 Posted May 12, 2008 Share Posted May 12, 2008 "the big bang.... everyone stood well back" Â hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elzapan Posted May 12, 2008 Share Posted May 12, 2008 Zomg I was in History and our teacher said to me "Aww, don't you think "god save the queen" is totally rubbish" and I immeidiately said "OOH! Have you seen Eddie Izzards take???" and he goes "YEAAAH.. *laughs like loon* hes wicked" Â WIN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elzapan Posted May 12, 2008 Share Posted May 12, 2008 "Ill have the chicken please" "Vegetarian, Mr Hilter!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trouble Posted May 12, 2008 Share Posted May 12, 2008 "He's a doughnut!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broken Inside Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 A fist! A hand! A hoocha hoocha hoocha A lobster! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mayblossom Posted June 5, 2008 Share Posted June 5, 2008 Did I leave the gas on? No, I'm a fucking squirrel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mobius Posted June 10, 2008 Share Posted June 10, 2008 No Why not? Because Im covered in Beeeees! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
girl disappearing Posted June 12, 2008 Share Posted June 12, 2008 Do you have a flag? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nagnoo94 Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Would you mind awfully if we hacked you to bits? Just for the press back home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bomber Harris Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 "I like my women like I like my coffee; in a plastic cup" "I'm Darth Vader!" "Who?" "Your boss! I'm your boss!" "What you're Mr Steven's?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roxi Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 A plague of frogs is merely a more-than-usual amount of frogs... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
batterypoweredbaby Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 Shark 1: I say, he's wearing jam trousers! Shark 2: ...Lets swim on... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lennon38 Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 bunch of flowers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musoliasla Posted October 16, 2010 Author Share Posted October 16, 2010 "Cake or death?" That's a pretty easy question. Anyone could answer that. "Cake or death?" "Eh, cake please." "Very well! Give him cake!" "Oh, thanks very much. It's very nice." "You! Cake or death?" "Uh, cake for me, too, please." "Very well! Give him cake, too! We're gonna run out of cake at this rate. You! Cake or death?" "Uh, death, please. No, cake! Cake! Cake, sorry. Sorry..." "You said death first, uh-uh, death first!" "Well, I meant cake!" "Oh, all right. You're lucky I'm Church of England!" Cake or death?"” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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