Um yeah, that is exactly why I've returned! Happy Jewish New Year! Do I get free cake? I'm having one heck of a cake craving now...

How've you been, my favourite jewish perv?

Back off, slut! Sven's mine.

Why wasn't I invited?

Awwwwwh! Someone tried to sell you wedding wears.

Take all the time you need, you beautiful thing. I'll wait forever and an hour for you. One day, we'll be together. And it'll be the most awesome love the world will ever see.

Hi. I love you.

hey beb, do you have skype?

You should check out some Korean boybands

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What no??

Backstreets back, ALL RIGHT!

a rawry

*pounces on*

Maybe some sort of really strong acid ^^

And the best thing is, you can't shave me off!!!

Do you need any face tickling replacement?? *tickles tickles tickles*

Not been dissolving flies or growing beards???

Wazzzzzzuuuuuuppp!

Hey Martin! HEY! HEY! Hey Martin! HAAAAYYY!!

OMG BITCH! Where have you been in my life?!

YOU AND MARK?? That's amazing

My right arm and left. Pretty hard to keep balance really. I keep falling over.

I had a dream that I got attacked by 3 cats because they thought I had kidnapped their friend,

You and Aurora are amazing, how many bloody convos are you guys have simultaneously?

Those snow dragons look terrifying! Otherwise, your village look so pretty. I'm glad you've managed to keep at least 3 of your limbs though. I myself was attacked by a snow dragon (we have many in Singapore, BRRR!) and only managed to keep 2.

Awh, Mouse's adorable. Unlike this stupid cat that shits all over the place.

Sounds trecherous!

There's a little cat that's been sneaking into my house at night recently. Hehe, could it be Mouse's distant relative?

Haha I just hope I don't do too badly! How's life for you? Any new crazy adventures planned?

Oh Mark, how I've missed you!

Haha, it's been all right so far I guess. A bit boring haha. Results coming out in a week, I'm getting very very nervous