woah now, my Jimmy Kane is getting a supermassive uprising.

you pun wins!

I am young, but I know I'm aroused.

You shoulda been there, when I was aroooused.

I'm not sure if that was an innuendo

Naughty.

Oh right.

*spanks*

The PS?

king crimson.

Dad comes in

"*listens* modern music has no instruments. It's just distorted noise :vomit:"

I was listening to a 70's prog band

You've lost me.

Darth isn't as bad as the story makes out. He didn't really try and kill Luke. He just spanked him when he was a child. But luke has an overactive imagintaion.

Cause the movie said I taught obi wan stuff?

The movie wasn't very acurate. I work at wallmart and have to support 2 families. The producer didn't want that though. He said it wasn't very glamorous.

I taught obi wan everythin he knows.

I am above star wars. I am yoda the poet.

i am yoda.

Yes I am, sam I am.

You wouldn't know poetry if it Punched you in the ovaries *punches*

that's right. I'm poetry

That's what I just said. In a much more poetic way.

Lifes such a no-good skanky bitch

You can't download the ossumest thing ever.

No, I was crying for you.

:'(

not fair.

:kiss:

5:phu: I have since deleted 3 of them

I'll do it soon.