Hi Jonnie.

I'm a little bit obligated to stick around now how's things with you anyway?

I didn't even know you still hung around these parts Ciaran haha

We have a town in NZ called Haast. Just thought I'd let you know.

Yeah I'm not big on RTDs anymore mainly because it reminds me of horrid 14 year old girls. I'll drink them but I'd rather mix my own with horrendous ratios. And I've got to be preeeeetty drunk to drink beer

Once you've had someone like Mr. Sparkle you can't just return

MY ROOM IS NO CUPBOARD. I did get some free alcohol out of it though. Some slut left her scummy Cruisers under my bed. I won't complain though, they're free!

Yeah, but that was my argument - I really don't care or have the time. I prefer my basic, user-friendly system. Plus once you go Mac, you never go back.

Oh hello.

Sigh.

I wish you could be here.

As you may or may not have heard, it's St. Patrick's Day. So anyway we had a party here and just invited a few friends of ours. It was all good at that point.

Then the neighbours behind us got an official warning from noise control so seeing my flatmates were drunk at that point, they decided that the party we were having then became a joined party. All good again at this point. Then we had noise control at ours. Our flatmate flirted her way out of a warning so we were fine at that point.

I wasn't drinking tonight because I couldn't be arsed. I just casually socialised and people would come into my room now and then to say hello in their drunken states seeing I'm just off the hallway. I didn't mind that and had they not come in here I'd have gone out with my box of crackers anyway.

At some point, this nerd came into my room and started slagging off Mr. Sparkle, saying Linux was superior etc. Of course I couldn't be bothered having an argument with him so I just pulled out the 'user-friendly' thing and 'I'm not a gamer' so he couldn't really fight back. Then a couple of his friends saw he was in my room. Next thing I knew, I had 7 nerds in my room and we were discussing Pokemon. Turns out two of them (the two most normal and the two I liked most) were obsessed with Pokemon! Pity they were screamo fans and liked Starlight.

Anyway, next thing I knew, yet another friend came in and said the cops were here. I was like wtf seeing I'd had no idea what had happened within the last hour because of talking to these random people who invaded my room. Turns out they were back for noise control again so we locked ourselves in my room seeing they were kicking everyone out.

I walked out with the group and it was dead in the house. Oh dear.

So, I made a few friends out of a rather messy night.

I'll bring you a warm lemon and honey drink.

We had the cops at our place tonight.

Are you well, my dear?

Jonathan

Nicole, do you ever sleep?

The visitor message below mine

Thank god, sometimes I make references that are far too vague and slightly offend people

Why haven't you taken up those peru tours, bbz? xx

Oh, in that case...oh dear

You're not online at 12am, WHAT IS THIS SHIT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVmmYMwFj1I

Unbelievably catchy, seriously. I don't know how many times I've heard it, BUT I MUST DANCE

I bet you love your life as a dickhead. All your friends are dickheads too.

Being a dickhead's cool.

NO EXCUSE

I preferred HTTT Thom

Thom's a 43 year old man, oldest person in AF is Regine I think and she's 34

I'd rather bald Thom than that tbh...