Beep.

I repeat:

It's okay. I'll just be super evil

I am a super ninja, this is why

Oh my word! I sincerely apologise for not replying to your other two messages. I am useless at replying to anything. Ask anyone!

But hello buttseckz

Did you ever get my text, btw?

http://i46.tinypic.com/30hqzpw.png

So apparently last.fm likes us becoming friends so much that it needed to tell me six times.

Judging from the lemon I'd just had tequila... Judging from half way through the video, didn't take long to kick in

Very lolarious, well done

HA.

That bit with the iron was just brilliant.

Oh my word. Am I expecting to see this any time soon? D:

Ah, it doesn't help I've decided to cram all the papers I don't like into this semester well, there's just one paper that is a fucking DRAG SOSOSOSOSOSO MUCH. It's actually destroying any motivation I do have left. Maybe things will look up next semester, but either way, I'm taking a year off. I need it not only for the enjoyment but for my mental stability I'll start again when I get back. I've already had the "it'll be hard to start again" chat, but it's not like I'm getting anywhere right now.

Why are you trying to not be fatty? You're absolutely tiny if anything, you SHOULD be eating more fatty food and drinking far more coke! Tut tut... And you're going into summer, why on earth are you ill? It should be me, not you

Until I slip up we are

Software engineering, how fucking unique.

But really, it's pretty neat having done some of it myself.

Oh dear god, I'd completely forgotten about that

THE SHAME

What are you doing?

I thought the two were mutually exclusive are you going to uni next year?

Oh I see...

About uni.

Why is this? D:

I'm not sure what relevance that first sentence has at all, but okay.

At the end of the year they say you're not allowed to progress. You either repeat the year or go off and do something else.

o rly bb xxxxxxxxx

The fuck are you awake at 6:15 for?