Doomblitz777 Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 Let's make puns with Muse songs! I'll start, I am being held captive by Muse and now having the Stockholm Syndrome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Oskar Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 I feel like you've used too much time figuring that one out. What about "I unintended(ly) discovered Muse"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pwoper_muse_lover Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 The good muse is she can't have babies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tofu Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 The good muse is she can't have babies. Oh God. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F_Ivanovic Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 I was just a new born when I discovered Muse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmo57 Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 Jimmy Kane gave me Sunburn... I'm so Ashamed. I just want the Apocalypse Please. So I was there, listening to some Hyper Music in utter Bliss, when all of a sudden, Fillip came up, said "Hate This And I'll Love You", and he forced upon me a Guiding Light, burning me. He made his Escape. I, however, was embroiled in Fury and Hysteria, so pursued him. Through the Cave, The Gallery, the Muscle Museum and the House of the Rising Sun we ran, overcome by Megalomania. "Time Is Running Out!" I yelled... "I'm gonna put your arm in a Sling! You are my Twin, but I'm still gonna put you in a Coma!" I screamed, Agitated beyond belief. I ran so hard after him that I got Micro Cuts on my feet... I was not Feeling Good, but still he ran. I just wanted to hurt him like he hurt me so badly... I was praying "Please, Please Let Me Get What I Want". Soon, there started the Rain,and we both got Soaked. Eventually, when he could run no further, he turned to me and surrendered. "Do We Need This?" he said. "I mean, come on... we're both Screenagers. If you killed me, it would be a Crying Shame... A Pointless Loss. I would be Eternally Missed. There would be an Uprising if you were to make me a Citizen Erased! You would have to run away to America, and be Ruled By Secrecy for the rest of your days!" "You are a Man of Mystery" I said. "Easily, you made the sun Shine upon me, and it made me get Tourette's. How could you? We are brothers... I have a Map Of Your Head, we are Uno, when you fall, I'm Falling Away With You! You are Small Minded, but we are still brothers..." "I'm sorry" he apologized. "It was with Minimum sense that I did this." "All is well. Look, it's raining, we've both got Space Dementia... what do you say we go to the theatre in the City Of Delusion? We can watch that new flick Dracula Mountain and have some Popcorn." "That sounds Glorious" he said Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plug me in Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 Jimmy Kane gave me Sunburn... I'm so Ashamed. I just want the Apocalypse Please. So I was there, listening to some Hyper Music in utter Bliss, when all of a sudden, Fillip came up, said "Hate This And I'll Love You", and he forced upon me a Guiding Light, burning me. He made his Escape. I, however, was embroiled in Fury and Hysteria, so pursued him. Through the Cave, The Gallery, the Muscle Museum and the House of the Rising Sun we ran, overcome by Megalomania. "Time Is Running Out!" I yelled... "I'm gonna put your arm in a Sling! You are my Twin, but I'm still gonna put you in a Coma!" I screamed, Agitated beyond belief. I ran so hard after him that I got Micro Cuts on my feet... I was not Feeling Good, but still he ran. I just wanted to hurt him like he hurt me so badly... I was praying "Please, Please Let Me Get What I Want". Soon, there started the Rain,and we both got Soaked. Eventually, when he could run no further, he turned to me and surrendered. "Do We Need This?" he said. "I mean, come on... we're both Screenagers. If you killed me, it would be a Crying Shame... A Pointless Loss. I would be Eternally Missed. There would be an Uprising if you were to make me a Citizen Erased! You would have to run away to America, and be Ruled By Secrecy for the rest of your days!" "You are a Man of Mystery" I said. "Easily, you made the sun Shine upon me, and it made me get Tourette's. How could you? We are brothers... I have a Map Of Your Head, we are Uno, when you fall, I'm Falling Away With You! You are Small Minded, but we are still brothers..." "I'm sorry" he apologized. "It was with Minimum sense that I did this." "All is well. Look, it's raining, we've both got Space Dementia... what do you say we go to the theatre in the City Of Delusion? We can watch that new flick Dracula Mountain and have some Popcorn." "That sounds Glorious" he said :LOL: you are very patient...(anything i write compared to this will suck:$) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pwoper_muse_lover Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 The small princess loved the small prints. Haha, I am the master of lame! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurkinglurkerlurksagain Posted October 25, 2015 Share Posted October 25, 2015 Resurrecting this thread from its deep grave so that it can die again. I was in Bliss when I observed the Execution Commentary of the Citizen Erased, who was guilty of Plugging in his Baby. I said Yes Please when my New Born asked if I wanted to Revolt. I was Easily tired of living in this City of Delusion. So I became a Defector and Escaped the clutches of my Handler who Ruled by Secrecy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destroya Posted October 26, 2015 Share Posted October 26, 2015 Follow me on Twitter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamond_writer Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 this is disgusting. i am...Revolt-ed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jobby Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 This thread... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LewisF Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 This thread is so wrong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matthijs Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 You should've let it at the bottom of the Muse board sea Locking it as it's also a game thread, which unfortunately are not allowed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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