Mona Posted November 17, 2006 Author Share Posted November 17, 2006 I can touch my ear and everything! We've got a lesson on "jag vill ha en egen måne" next week. Well good. Jag vill ha en egen Mona. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazzlady Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 Jag vill ha en egen Mona. som jag kan åka till Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krasnojarsk Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 Jag vill ha en egen Mona. Som jag kan sitta på. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazzlady Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 Som jag kan sitta på. Don't squash her though. You're not Bosse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mona Posted November 17, 2006 Author Share Posted November 17, 2006 Som jag kan sitta på. Don't squash her though. You're not Bosse! True. Pelle, we've seen your love handles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazzlady Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 True. Pelle, we've seen your love handles. It's all those pork pies and biscuits he eats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mona Posted November 17, 2006 Author Share Posted November 17, 2006 It's all those pork pies and biscuits he eats. And alcohol. Innit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krasnojarsk Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 And alcohol. Innit. Bollinger goes right to my hips. Pork pies are brain food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mona Posted November 17, 2006 Author Share Posted November 17, 2006 Bollinger goes right to my hips. Pork pies are brain food. Brains is all Hobnobs and tea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazzlady Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 Bollinger goes right to my hips. Pork pies are brain food. I think yours is more a post pregnancy pound pile-on really. Especially with your reputation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krasnojarsk Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 Brains is all Hobnobs and tea. Nah, Hobnobs are better for clearing out the liver...now Bourbons, that's where it's at. I think yours is more a post pregnancy pound pile-on really. Especially with your reputation. It could be. However, I'm pregnant at the moment, so I can't really see where you're coming from. Oh yeah, and Tommy Nilsson's the father. His hair touched mine and he ovulated into my ear. Aaaallt som jag käääääääääääääääääääänner å allt jag förstååååååååååååååååååååååååååååår! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazzlady Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 Nah, Hobnobs are better for clearing out the liver...now Bourbons, that's where it's at. It could be. However, I'm pregnant at the moment, so I can't really see where you're coming from. Oh yeah, and Tommy Nilsson's the father. His hair touched mine and he ovulated into my ear. Aaaallt som jag käääääääääääääääääääänner å allt jag förstååååååååååååååååååååååååååååår! You mean... Tommy cheated on me? With you?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krasnojarsk Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 He heard you when you were saying you thought his barnet was rank. He's got feelings too you know. He's not all shoulder pads and man. There there Tommy. We don't need Rhian. *steals Tommy all to self* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ʘ Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 You mean... Tommy cheated on me? With you?! I can knock you up, if you'd like (just a as means to get back at him, of course). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mona Posted November 18, 2006 Author Share Posted November 18, 2006 I think yours is more a post pregnancy pound pile-on really. Especially with your reputation. Nah, Hobnobs are better for clearing out the liver...now Bourbons, that's where it's at. Chocolate though. Beats everything. Too bad everything goes to my hips. Don't understand how anything goes to my brain. It could be. However, I'm pregnant at the moment, so I can't really see where you're coming from. Oh yeah, and Tommy Nilsson's the father. His hair touched mine and he ovulated into my ear. Aaaallt som jag käääääääääääääääääääänner å allt jag förstååååååååååååååååååååååååååååår! You mean... Tommy cheated on me? With you?! I told you to never trust a gay. At least not Pelle. I can knock you up, if you'd like (just a as means to get back at him, of course). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazzlady Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 I can knock you up, if you'd like (just a as means to get back at him, of course). Sounds a plan, but remember I am a lesbian... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ʘ Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 I once read in a book that lesbians can get pregers, too... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazzlady Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 It's all lies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ʘ Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 nah, it was a very trustworthy book/magazine/nursery-rhyme - we really ought'a give it a try. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wowee zowee Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 du er ikke svensk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mona Posted November 19, 2006 Author Share Posted November 19, 2006 du er ikke svensk Inte du heller. Men du kan bli svensk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazzlady Posted November 23, 2006 Share Posted November 23, 2006 Mona är sjuk. Det är inte bra. Jag tycker om Mona. Hon är inte min flickvän, men... en daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag. (doo doo do doo doooo) för att jag är mycket lesbisk. Jag ger dig en fisk och ett ägg. Mona måste sova. Inte söva. Nej. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mona Posted November 23, 2006 Author Share Posted November 23, 2006 Mona är sjuk. Det är inte bra. Jag tycker om Mona. Hon är inte min flickvän, men... en daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag. (doo doo do doo doooo) för att jag är mycket lesbisk. Jag ger dig en fisk och ett ägg. Mona måste sova. Inte söva. Nej. Det är inte bra, nej, och Pelle är din flickvän. Peller är väldigt feminin. Ingen fisk. Jag mår illa. Mona måste sova, men för att sova måste hon bli sövd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazzlady Posted November 23, 2006 Share Posted November 23, 2006 Det är inte bra, nej, och Pelle är din flickvän. Peller är väldigt feminin. Ingen fisk. Jag mår illa. Mona måste sova, men för att sova måste hon bli sövd. Pelle är inte min flickvän. Hon är min mamma, och min syster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mona Posted November 24, 2006 Author Share Posted November 24, 2006 Pelle är inte min flickvän. Hon är min mamma, och min syster. Okej. Men då är du min fru. Och han är min svärmor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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