Krasnojarsk Posted November 6, 2006 Share Posted November 6, 2006 Do they not? That sounds like the rainy afternoon of my dreams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazzlady Posted November 6, 2006 Share Posted November 6, 2006 Do they not? That sounds like the rainy afternoon of my dreams. More like your average afternoon of rut-stickage Maybe not with Pappa Stalin though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krasnojarsk Posted November 6, 2006 Share Posted November 6, 2006 I'll have you know I don't drink alcohol, y'tart. I eat biscuits. On me, they work like crack. Ruts are for the weak. I go for habits. Like tea and cheap Guardians. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazzlady Posted November 6, 2006 Share Posted November 6, 2006 I'll have you know I don't drink alcohol, y'tart. I eat biscuits. On me, they work like crack. Ruts are for the weak. I go for habits. Like tea and cheap Guardians. Sorry, yes. S'a bit bourgeois, is that alcohol. Biscuits - the worker's food. Mmm cheap Guardians. The well kept 25p in the union secret... Innit. Pasties are better though. Mmm. I'm soooo having a pasty for lunch tomorrow, since I discovered a pasty shop next to that nice coffee place in Hunter's Bar. Mmmm. Mmmm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krasnojarsk Posted November 6, 2006 Share Posted November 6, 2006 Reet well kept! Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh so jealous! I want a pasty! I want a pasty! I want a pasty! I want a pasty! I want a pasty! I want a pasty! I want a pasty! I want a pasty! I want a pasty! I want a pasty! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazzlady Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 Reet well kept! Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh so jealous! I want a pasty! I want a pasty! I want a pasty! I want a pasty! I want a pasty! I want a pasty! I want a pasty! I want a pasty! I want a pasty! I want a pasty! http://www.cornish-links.co.uk/pasty.htm Something for Lisa to do in her spare time.. Or you could make use of your tiiiiiiiiiny oven. Innit. Cause I bet that oven's not been used since like.. September. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krasnojarsk Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 Ooooh look at that, cheers, I'll have Lisa make it someday! Or maybe at Christmas. Mmmmmmmmmmmm. Perfect winter food innit. Not used since September? Pah. We made chips t'other day don't y'know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazzlady Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 Naaay problem lass. Ooh, next time you're over you'll have to go t'Interval. I should've so taken you there, but didn't. It's reet good like. I bet that was only the second time your oven's been used like.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krasnojarsk Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 Oooh yeah, definately, I must do! Pah, at least the third time. I'm a wizard in 't kitchen don't you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazzlady Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 They do well pretentious sandwiches there too. Like.. feta and hummous. Mmm. That you are dear, that you are. Since I'm still alive after your cooking and all. Only just mind. And I am mentally scarred... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krasnojarsk Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 Oooh pretentious sandwiches, that's right up my alley innit. Prepare to be more mentally scarred as I may try pasties...wait for it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazzlady Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 Oh aye! Well pretentious like. Good hot chocolate too. Oooh, do you reckon you will like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mona Posted November 11, 2006 Author Share Posted November 11, 2006 Deja vu. Woo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krasnojarsk Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 Vous avez déjà vu quoi? Err I'm drunk. Yeah. Innit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazzlady Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 Vous avez déjà vu quoi? Err I'm drunk. Yeah. Innit. För att hon är le bög. Tönt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazzlady Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 It's getting good now. We've moved on from divorced paedophiles... *adopts Göteborg accent* Det är måndag morgon. Emil kommer för sent till skolan. Han träffar Hanna på skolgården. Hon kommer också för sent. Emil och Hanna går i samma klass. De gillar varandra. Hanna tycker att Emil är snygg och hon tänka ofta på honom. Hanna ropar: Emil! Vänta på mig! Emil svarar: Hej Hanna! Hur är det? Hanna säger: Det är lungt. Väckarklockan är sönder. Och du? Emil säger: Lite trött. Det är måndag. De går tillsammans till klassrummet. Emil öppnar dörren och de går in. Hanna säger: Ursäkta att jag kommer för sent. Väckarklockan är sönder. Läraren frågar: Har ni samma väckarklocka? Alla tittar på Emil och Hanna. Några skrattar. Emil rodnar. Hanna svara inte. Emil tittar inte på henne. Hon tittar inte på honom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krasnojarsk Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 Hahahahaha it's getting reeeeeeeeet good! :LOL: :LOL: Reet hot and heavy as well. Mmm. Yeah. Will Emil follow in his father's footsteps and torture her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazzlady Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 Hahahahaha it's getting reeeeeeeeet good! :LOL: :LOL: Reet hot and heavy as well. Mmm. Yeah. Will Emil follow in his father's footsteps and torture her? Jag vet inte! We'll only be chapter 5 by Jul! Noooooo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ʘ Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 Have you started writing soap opera scripts in Swedish, now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazzlady Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 Have you started writing soap opera scripts in Swedish, now? Oh but no! I'm selecting the highlights of my Swedish book, Nya Mål 1 to share with the world! You should get yourself a copy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ʘ Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 I should probably get myself a young, blonde, blue-eyed Swedish translator before buying it... I'd be quite content with you as my translator, though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mona Posted November 15, 2006 Author Share Posted November 15, 2006 It's getting good now. We've moved on from divorced paedophiles... *adopts Göteborg accent* Det är måndag morgon. Emil kommer för sent till skolan. Han träffar Hanna på skolgården. Hon kommer också för sent. Emil och Hanna går i samma klass. De gillar varandra. Hanna tycker att Emil är snygg och hon tänka ofta på honom. Hanna ropar: Emil! Vänta på mig! Emil svarar: Hej Hanna! Hur är det? Hanna säger: Det är lungt. Väckarklockan är sönder. Och du? Emil säger: Lite trött. Det är måndag. De går tillsammans till klassrummet. Emil öppnar dörren och de går in. Hanna säger: Ursäkta att jag kommer för sent. Väckarklockan är sönder. Läraren frågar: Har ni samma väckarklocka? Alla tittar på Emil och Hanna. Några skrattar. Emil rodnar. Hanna svara inte. Emil tittar inte på henne. Hon tittar inte på honom. *wipes tear out of eye* I'm so proud Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krasnojarsk Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 They grow up so fast. *sniff* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mona Posted November 15, 2006 Author Share Posted November 15, 2006 They grow up so fast. *sniff* Now now. It was expected. Let's go home for some surströmming and Vodka. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazzlady Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 I can touch my ear and everything! We've got a lesson on "jag vill ha en egen måne" next week. Well good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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