No. I do not.

Worth time in the slammer?! Ummmm, no. I don't date nor marry ex-cons.

Yes. Because I could get you thrown in jail.

Oooo.

MmmmmmmmmmmmmmHmmmmmmmMmmmmm.

Hmm.

Sorry! My brain isn't functioning properly. I cannot seem to comprehend what you were trying to say.

Helping me out ... how?

Yes it does.

Look into what?

Yes, I suppose so.

It would.

But I don't know if I could do that to someone.

Yeah. I am just too wrapped up in everything else to care if I am or not. I have always been a loner. But, that's just me.

I wouldn't know why I don't. I just don't. I view them as someone who is perhaps struggling with something in their life and are probably intensely lonely. Like me.

Most times out of ten.

Good. I would loooove to do that. With sincere earnest.

True for me.

I know. I was being facetious. I do have a mace/pepper spray/or an AK somewhere.

I wouldn't call my child a bastard even if it was some cruel SoB's sperm that made it.

My school doesn't pass out condoms.

I am sure.

Well ... one of his friends (at least, I think it was one of them) would have tried to late last night outside of the library. Luckily and fortunately, Dad pulled up right in time. I thank God for that too.

I remember. Now I am what? Fucked?

So then what do you think it is?

It's reeeeeeally okay, my dear.

It's really not a big ... deal.

I can take care of the bastard myself.

I am sorry, but ... no.

There's no way you could help me.

Nothing I'd like to talk about.

I was just about to reply to all of them!