Hello hello hello! How's revising going? I'm afraid I still wont be on here much, I'm rather stressed at the moment with figuring out school....literally, one extra year in high school would be better than all this confusion and unsure-ness I have about all this college shite! bollocks bollocks bollocks....(haha I sound like a proper English person right now don't I?) I think all you UK Musers are rubbing off on me:LOL:

So what is new with you miss Jess? kicking butt and taking names on Guitar Hero yet? lol I've been playing the wii over break, it's so addicting...but all I have is the Wii sports still. But I don't care. I'm determined to get my wii fitness age as low as it can go!! WAHEY!

And yes! Seriously! if you're EVER going to or even through Minnesota you should definitely let me know! It would be so awesome to meet you in real life! I don't know how slim the chances are of you coming here anytime, but I just wanted to let you know...my door is always open to any Muser I meet:D There are a lot of things to do in MN if it's the right season haha. Like, since it's winter everyone goes sledding, skiing, snowboarding, ice skating, snowmobiling, ice fishing...etc etc etc. But in the summer you can do things like go out to the beach (which are lakes, not oceans haha) and basically just frolic around outside. Also, like I mentioned before, bonfires are a huge hit in the summer! Then there's the other basic stuff like shopping, going to movies, concerts, you know!

I honestly try to never listen to the radio unless I HAVE to:mad: I always keep my car stocked with CD's so I usually have something that I'm in the mood for, but on those rare occasions when I don't feel like listening to anything, I turn the radio on and flip through all the stations until I find something I can at least somewhat bear....BLAH the pop stations are the worst though. I usually land on classic rock or the hard rock stations, unless Nickelback comes on! ARGH!

I agree, I like Muse's popularity level. They're big enough to get the big gigs and have cool merchandise and stuff out there, but not so huge that you're reading about them all over every tabloid, they get paparazzi stalking their every move, and they're overplayed on the radio so much that no one likes them anymore:LOL: Coldplay was bound to be big, they're music is just so easily liked. With Muse, they have such a different sound that you really have to have a special ear/mind to appreciate them, IMO...not saying that they're music is "over some people's heads" but I think you just have to be a certain person to like them, where as Coldplay's sound is more what people are used to hearing, so they just like it automatically.

Oh wow, what a rant I just had about Muse/Coldplay! hahaha I'm sorry about that, and sorry if that makes absolutely no sense whatsoever!

Oh those clips:LOL:

I found this one yesterday and posted it in a thread, which was probably unnecessary but I LOL'd way too much at it thanks to our messageboards ongoing inside joke:

sorry, that's random. but I just thought of it hahaha!

Okay, I"m out for now darling, I'll talk to you soon...but apologies in advance again if It's a while before I get back to you. I'll go into more detail about my school/personal life drama later, but it's late and I must go to sleepy sleep! NIGHT:kiss:

ZOMG I made that in one post!

WAHEY!!!!!

Hello darling! Thank you for being so patient with me..these last few days have been another whirlwind of insanity:rolleyes: I'm dealing with quite the dilemma so I hope you don't mind that I unload all of my thoughts onto you! Although you shouldn't, because we're married, and that's what married couples do....RIGHT?! lol

SO, you know how I've transferred from my one college to this other one after the first semester, so I've started taking classes at this new college in my hometown, and I think they'll be okay and everything, but I'm thinking about trying to transfer back to my first school again next semester now. lol I know, I'm back and forth and back and forth, but I think I've almost taken a step back at coming back home and going to school here. And I already sort of miss my old college and new friends that I had made up there. Plus, I mainly wanted to come back to figure out what it was I wanted to major in while saving money, but I think I have a better idea...(health sciences btw) and the money thing, well...everyone's in the garbage with money right now anyways so I figure why not join:LOL: Plus, I've somewhat started dating a guy that I had met at my old school, and he really wants to try and make this work even though we're pretty much starting out long distance...which I find really sweet. And not that I would ever go to a school because of a guy, but that's just another little factor that I have in the back of my mind. Plus, I like this house sitting job because it allows me to have some freedom while still making money and going to school, but once it's done I would be back home and I don't think I could do that for an entire year! So yeah, I'm just really stressed out right now because I'm planning on going back to my old school to meet with a counselor sometime next week to see how easy it would be for me to get back in next semester (although I know it'll be hard because it's a pretty demanding school and there are always a lot of people that want to go there) but I'm hoping I'll have somewhat of an advantage since I had been there for a semester already, and got a good GPA (3.1 woo hoo!) And I'm not just taking a semester off, I'm still going to school so the classes I'm taking now should be able to transfer back over. WHEW, I'm sorry for all this rambling, I just needed to get that out. And again, sorry if it doesn't make sense but I just typed as soon as a thought came into mind and have no desire to go re-read all the incoherence I just typed:LOL: So I'll have to apologize yet again If I seem to disappear for days at a time. I'm just hoping that when I meet with a counselor next week things will go good and they'll be able to at least give me some sort of hope at coming back next year. God I feel like such an unstable mess:rolleyes: I wish they prepared us more for college in high school so I at least knew WTF I was doing! Transfer Transfer Transfer.....

ANYWAYS, how are you doing?! Hopefully you're life isn't as backwards and traumatic as mine is right now:LOL: I STILL haven't had a chance to take a picture of the mug..I've left it at home loltardfail....but I will soon! Even though you know what it looks like lol. But my mom loves the fact that I've made a friend "all the way over in the UK!" haha "how did you do that?!" "the MUSE forums!" ".....hmmmm ohhh....*pause* okay well that's interesting!" lol but she also loves that you were nice enough to buy/send the mug and everything! She greatly appreciates it and like I've said many times already, I do too:D BEST TERRORIST EVAR!!!!!!!!!

Aww, that drama with your sister and the alcohol/meds concoction... That's so scary! It's really scary how dangerous mixing those 2 things can be and not many people realize it at all. I'll never do that again that's for sure. But it wasn't even my choice to mix the 2. I was sick but hadn't taken my meds all day (codeine it was) but went out and drank that night. Then I came home and passed out, only to have my mom wake me up and force the codeine down my throat! I woke up thankfully, and read the codeine bottle by my bed and it said: WARNING! DO NOT MIX WITH ALCOHOL and blah blah blah because you could ultimately DIE! I was like:eek: my mom almost involuntarily killed me!!! So yeah, I can at least somewhat relate to that instance...although I don't think my mom knows to this day about what could've happened!

Has the status on your bafroom changed yet? I hope you at least have a door now?! oh terrorist trash...hahahaha! But that's definitely gotta start getting annoying...I mean you could have a house with absolutely NO DOORS or anything, but you STILL have doors on the bafroom....you just do lol. At least on the bright side, it should look exquisite when it's all complete! I mean, everyone knows the only proper way to pee is when you feel like you're sitting on a throne in the middle of a great castle! BAHAHAHA! Where is my jester!:joker:the joker will do....lol close enough.....

Okay, well I'm sorry to relieve my big load of problems on you, It just felt good to type that out haha but I must go now, it's about 11:30 and I need to get mai byootie rest fore tomozz:kiss: lol no jk but i DO need to get a good night sleep for classes...not quite the same thing eh? AH fuck it all hahahaha I hope you are sleeping like a little angel right now, my little terrorist angel hahaha god okay I'm done, GOODNIGHT! WUV YOUZ:D

ho! BAHA!

HELLO MY DEAR!

I'm sorry I must be brief, class for me started today and so I've been tres busy (does that make sense? I've never said 'tres' anything before lol...look at the influence you have on me awwwww) ANYWAYS! I would just like to inform you that I GOT MY MUG TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D:DWOOHOOOO!!!! And I must compliment your excellent wrapping jobx3 which made it hard for me to open but definitely increased the anticipation of opening le packaging and freeing my mug from it's styrofoam slumber lol. AAAANNDDD! Thank you so much for the cute card! (omg there I go kissing you TWICE in one post...i'm so lesbian right now:rolleyes:) The card made my day more than the mug did I have to admit! And I knew you'd add in that sticker....hmph... haha just kidding, it was very nice of you to do all this, as I've said many many times before! I'll get to taking a picture of it soon, because I know you must miss it already lol but I must be off now, school calls.....blah....I'll be back as soon as I can to spam your message space with mixed love and bickering like an old married couple! Hope you're having a Musetastic day!!! <3

I KNOW! All the new smileys are awesome, and the joker smiley is way badass! I'm confused on where the viking one came from haha but oh well, it's still cool anyways!

Oh my god! Your NYE sounds so interesting! haha and good choice on taking the meds. And double good choice on taking the meds and NOT drinking. I have indeed done that before too and the results are....well.......i think you know what's coming........:vomit:EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!

ANd I'm glad you told those bastards to fuck off and die hahaha people that think they can do that deserve to be punched right in the nuts! Over and over and over again!! WAHEY!!!!!!!!

:LOL:"the funniest shower ever on New Years Day":LOL: Oh jeeze...I bet you just loved the fact that there was no door! I bet you'll keep your bafroom like that for forever now.....you dirty Muser.....

My New Years was good:happy: Usually all mine in the past have sucked and been completely miserable. Like, I'm either a sober driver, the weather is too shitty to even go OUT anywhere, there's been tons and tons of drama/crying girls, people are making out/throwing up everywhere, etc....but this year I actually got to hang out with friends that I really want to hang out with and who wanted to hang out with me too. And no one was out of control drunk and no one was doing any PDA...it was so chill and everyone got to drink and have a good time because we all just hung out in one of my friends apartments. Oh wow I just realized how much I rambled on about that haha I'm sorry.....!

And I love you like a fat kid loves cake<3 hahaha

youz ma ho 4 lyfe

your jokefail made me :LOL:/:facepalm: but mostly:LOL:<3

ANd NO the posts will never end! muahahahaha!

just kidding, you can end them if you want to...but our marriage will die with it!!! (ooooooh ultimatum;)) hahahaha sorry i'm done being weird now, I'll talk to ya later wife/ho!

I'm sorry for being such a bad wife! Please don't cheat on me!!!! Glad you're feeling better though, I was so damn annoyed of waking up in the middle of the night to you coughing and sneezing your damn lungs out:indiff: I should get the bed quarantined or something.....hahaha just kidding! I'm glad we kissed and made up too:kiss:

Oh yes, the new place is very cool:happy: I'm liking the freedom and isolation a lot actually. Plus it's really nice and convenient to just go back home for a couple hours if I feel like it/get bored. But the house is so pretty it gives me added pressure to keep it immaculate lol

YES! I'm not sure if it came in the mail yet today, but I know it shall be soon and that makes me very excited!!! and i doubt anyone in my family would want to put their mitts on it anyways haha. They'll be like EWWW MUUUUSE! lol jokes

Yeah I've actually done that before too haha. I've had a stuffy nose/cough before and drank a bit of booze and felt all cleared up! It only lasted for a while though hahaha then my night took a turn for the worse....which can only be described with this smiley:

hahaha well lucky for you they don't monitor your online activities otherwise we'd both be in jail by now! nawww just kidding, I bet only you would be:LOL: lol looooove yooooou:D

I finally got an e-mail back from the seller! I feel kind of bad, because I sent 2 within like 3 days of each other....but he sent me one back and apologized for not being as on top of things. He explained something how his wife has been really sick with some brain tumor? IDK I didn't even want to ask about it because either it's true and really sad, or it's just a very bold lie. lol But anyways, he said he'd send it on it's way to my abode within a couple days and he apologized many times. So hopefully I'll see that soon as well! (And I hope his wife does get better, if she is indeed sick)

lol thank you, thank you...*bows* It has become a good thread to vent about Twilight now too which is good...because the old one got locked:LOL: but god I hope there are more of those with each movie that comes out because that was the best Twilight-related thing I have EVER read!

lol how do YOU know that I'm not an Arab:phu: haha no just kidding, but yeah I laughed when I saw that too actually...I don't know how one can't laugh at it, it was so out of nowhere hahaha. But that's good that you can laugh at yourself too, that's one of the things I'm proud of too. Because it's one thing to always laugh at other people, but if you can point the finger at yourself and be like wow....i'm retarded, then you've got a great sense of humor! IMO at least....

I know, I think I overdosed on WAHEY hahaha! But yes, that site makes me LOL so much. Always puts me in a good mood knowing that I'm not the only dumbass in the world hahaha

Jake and I aren't fat we're just big boned!!:phu:hmph!

Well thanks for being willing to ship me over to you during Muse gigs if we had been married before haha. It means a lot:happy: And I feel honored to be your second option after TEH STEPHANIE MEYERZ lolfail

Hello dear! Sorry for the late reply again, I haven't been spending as much time on here as usual and it completely slipped my mind that you wrote to me a few days ago! Many apologies:(

Oh don't think anything happened on New Years because it didn't! haha but I just was able to actually have a good time with friends that I really wanted to hang out with instead of sober drive people around, deal with drama, people throwing up/hooking up everywhere....etc. So that's why I enjoyed my New Years lol.

YAY for Christmas being done! Hey, If I had GH I would be playing it all day too so don't even feel bad about that. Have you been able to play on career mode yet and get more songs?

I know what you mean, I love seeing my extended family at times but I can't do it for more than a couple days at a time. It's just nice to see them every once in a while, not every day:LOL:

Yeah I definitely want to keep my eyes open for when they'd tour around the midwest again. They're songs would be so awesome to see live and be able to dance to! But I can understand your grandma's reasoning lol. Buses at nighttime are kind of shady....

How is revising going? Don't forget if you feel like getting someone to fail your tests for you, I'm your girl:D hahaha

If you ever get a chance to come back to the US sometime, you should definitely go to Minnesota lol. It's not quite as exciting as other states like New York, Florida, California, or whatever. But I still like it! Plus, I live here so you know...it's gotta be somewhat cool right?

Yeah, your top 40 isn't too much different than ours I guess...mainstream (and I know Muse is more mainstream now too, but it's not like they're 'top 40 mainstream') in general is just blah to me. I like music with substance and uniqueness and everything on the top 40 list is just the same recycled pop-rock beat and boring 12 year old lyrics! I like real music!!!

:LOL:I love when there are shows and movies that I can watch and be like "omg....that's my family exactly!" Plus, whenever it's around Christmastime makes it that much funnier/better because everyone's around and always in a good mood and is capable of laughing at themselves rather than just being like...."yeah, whatever that's not our family." lol I'm not sure if this last paragraph made any sense either, sorry!

Again, sorry for getting back to you way late! If you're busy too don't feel rushed to reply...I know you've got school to deal and worry with also. (And I know you're having trouble pulling yourself away from Guitar Hero;)) lol but I'll talk to you soon I am sure!

<3

Okay! I'm back and my laptop is plugged in and charging! Now to finish where I left off.....

I'm definitely happy to bear the burden of telling and laughing at offensive and inappropriate jokes lol. I feel that the people without ANY sense of humor must live a pretty depressing and boring and extremely lame life, so I'm glad to be overthetop with my own sense of humor! And I'm glad you're the same way...it makes life so much more interesting!

The 'bugger off' will come when you least expect it! Or maybe when you most expect it...idk yet haha:LOL: I'm very very sneaky sir:ninja:

lol what a great oxymoron! "peaceful terrorist" *high 5* All this pwnage and FTW is making me think of this hilarious website that's dedicated to FAIL. It's called failblog.org you would get a huge kick out of it! it's just http://www.failblog.org I'm pretty sure. DO IT! JUST DO IT! WAHEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!!!! (I bet you were just waiting until that would find its way into this post muahahahaha)

lol puppy dreams are so funny....I'm living at the other house right now so I've been missing my dog's puppy dreams, but sure enough these 2 other dogs have puppy dreams too....AND they snore hahahaha it is le hilarious:D oh, and my dog is too chubby to ever win a gold medal in a doggy marathon...even in his dreams:rolleyes:lol

AWWWW you've been to all the recent great Muse gigs:( I'm very happy for you to have been able to be at all of those but I can't help but be extremely jealous:mad: I still love you though, but I know that this will affect our relationship greatly.....no matter what gig of theirs I'll be able to see over here, they'll never compare to the UK ones trufax......ohh well....such is the life of an American Muser:rolleyes:

:eek:OMGZ you mistooks me forz my IDOL STEPHENIE MEYERZ!?!?!?!?! I IZ SO HONORD!! (/sarcasm.....goes outside to shoot self)

All jokes aside now, I'm glad you offered to order and send the mug to me because I wouldn't have met such a great friend/wife otherwise:D And I believe our epic novel-like posts express that perfectly lol.

So regardless of your illness, did you have a good New Years? Is 2009 treating you well so far? I hope so, I'm having a great time so that's good:happy:. Like I said before, I'm happy that all the business of the holidays is starting to end so I can finally stop and think for a while. lol and are your parents letting you off bedrest finally?! I feel like I've asked this millions of times but it's because I care:kiss: COOOL I just noticed after posting that kissy smiley that we have new smilies! Awesome:viking: haha well I will cut this off now...I hope you're having a great day/new year and I'll talk to you soon eh?!

Love, Stephanie Meyer ()

PS-I love being your ho:pimp: haha

PPS-WAHEY!!!!!!!

Helloooo didja miss me?! I'm sorry I have been a bad wife lately....I'm hardly ever home anymore and I know we never talk. I'm just stressed okay!? OKAY!? lol sorry...but seriously..my bad for not being around here too much it's been a pretty busy past few days for me, but things are starting to slow down and chill out a little more so that's good. How've you been? Finally getting over your terrible illness? I hope so...I don't want you all sickly and weak anymore:( (And you don't have to sleep on the couch anymore...I miss you too much)

Aww, fine...I accept your "lame" Christmuse present to me:LOL: I don't think it's lame at all:phu: but I'm only accepting it basically because I have no choice or power over you wrapping up le mug with le sticker in le packaging and send it over to me. HMPH. So, I just realized that was a really backhanded "thank you" for the sticker lol...so now seriously...thank you:D

Really you guys don't have kegs over there? Hmm interesting! We have all the bottles and cases and cans too...but we also have kegs hahaha and those are pretty much just to make sure that EVERYONE at your party will get completely wasted! I've only ever seen 2 of them before at parties...I think they're pretty expensive tbh. And not everyone is a fan of beer all the time lol. But when I'm sick I use that excuse all the time! haha I'm always like "I need to clean my system of all the germs and grossness in my body!" Which usually backfires, because I usually drink too much lol

Oh wow you guys are constantly monitored because of your dad's job? I don't think I would like that too much haha But I can see how you would feel like you needed to be "normal" at times. But being normal is too damn boring! Oh well, I trust that you're not a completely crazed suicide-bombing prone terrorist...but IDK if the feds would agree with me based on your posts:eek:

I did message the seller of the poster a couple days ago actually and haven't heard a response yet:( I'm hoping that I didn't get frauded. But honestly, there can't be that many people like that on Ebay they usually weed those bastards out! Well...I guess if I don't see my poster within the next few days I might just have to message him back and just start harassing him haha. I'll use my terrorist skillz I have picked up from talking to you now:LOL: (and yeah, that chick with the mug is really starting to piss me off....I mean seriously I think she's obsessed with me......) JUST KIDDDDDDINGGGGG!

:LOL:"porn" hahahhahahahaha FTW!

Thanks, I'm glad others appreciated that lulzy thread. It made me in such a good mood when I saw that on the web and was like "everyone MUST read this!"

OMG, I just noticed my computers going to die on me any minute and I've left my charger at my aunts house....FAIL. So I need to cut this short but I'll continue my conversation with you ASAP! Sorry wifey I'll be back soon!!!!!!<3

:DThank you for the Happy New Years! I had a great one actually! Probably the best New Years I've had so far....which doesn't say much I guess since all my other ones SUCK:LOL: But did you have a good one? And are you FINALLY done celebrating Christmas?! I know what you mean about not even knowing what day it is during the week of Christmas and New Years. It is aaaalways so hectic I lose track of time so easily lol.

But aw that's great that you've had a good holiday season so far! I love seeing my little cousins too:happy: Well, they're not as little anymore...but I did the whole hide and go seek/crawl everywhere games with them also. And knees definitely get bruised doing that. Especially on hardwood floors haha!

WOO slippers!! And you got GHWT?! *jealous* I want that so bad! Assassin is on it and I really want to play it! You have to tell me how much fun it is...I need to convince my parents to get it (and an xbox 360 lol) soon!! I got mostly money, which is all I really asked for I guess lol. And some random lotion/bubble bath sets and some books lol. It wasn't a big Christmas for my family this year, but I'm fine with it! My Christmas was good but I am relieved to be done with all the celebrations now and the running around of visiting relatives. Now I can enjoy the rest of my break:happy:

Yeah they are! I Love them! If they ever play a gig anywhere around here sometime I might be tempted to go to it. I think it would be pretty wild with them playing like techno-rave music and everyone just dancing and jumping around!

Okay, well to speed the process up how about I take half of your exams for you and you can do the other half. I could pass for you easily! (Although I would have no guarantee that I would pass with flying colors:LOL:)

Yeah, the majority of the people on here are really friendly, that's why it's so much nicer just talking to them most of the time....especially because we can all relate to the fact that Muse is a favorite band of everyones lol

Hmmm are you getting a cold? You seemed to be coughing a lot in that last post;) lol I get the hint...and I would want to do that anyways! It would be cool to go to London for a few days or something, but then I'd want to travel to the other towns around it *coughcoughLiverpoolcoughcough* and really experience the entire UK, not just London. That's like visiting the US and only going to one state, or even just one city, and being like hmm...so that's what this entire country is like....okay then!

lol "50 MATT BELLAMYS!" That would be so amazing...I could only wish to be in an electronics store and have a Muse music video come on and see Mattx50. Alas, the US will only broadcast our pop divas Miley Cyrus and Britney Spears.....I love the US SOOOO MUCH.......

Well, I'm with you there! Another reason I'm somewhat relieved the celebrating is over is because I can finally go back to a normal eating schedule! Not just snacks and desserts every 20 minutes like it has been for the past 2 weeks! Okay, so it hasn't been quite like that....but you get what I mean lol. Better start dusting off that treadmill.....

Again, hope your New Years is/was awesome and you ROCKED IT OUT ALSO!:\mm/:YEAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Sounds adorable! lol Well at least you only have to wait about 358 days to wear it again

Aww you have a festive jumper?

(numero dos!)

OH! You should check out the totally pointless new Twilight thread I made under Media...I found this hilarious summary of the entire movie and I think you'd appreciate it! I could get the direct link to it, but I prefer to just let it be a chore for you instead:LOL:<3 you!

as Enrique would say, "YOU CAN RUN YOU CAN HIDE BUT YOU CAN'T ESCAPE MY LOVE!"

And I know, those racist jokes are so funny but so inappropriate that I always feel like a dick for laughing at them, but thanks to my warped sense of humor I just can't help it! But I'm glad you feel my pain lol It's such a burden we must bear....finding humor in the most offensive things known to man:happy:

Well thank you! I find you very interesting as well:D And our wide topics of conversations! lol and don't worry, I'm saving that 'bugger off' for a very special moment! I can't abuse that phrase like I have been with WAHEY! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

It sounds like GTA is your calling in life lol I've never played that game, but from the looks of it it seems like I would enjoy it...since I'm the least violent person in the entire world! (well, after you of course =P)

MOM/MUM:indiff: whatever, get off my ass/arse lol

Jake is actually sleeping next to me right now as I'm typing! He's having funny doggy dreams right now too which is making me LOL so much...although I'm trying not to because I don't want to wake him. But he's twitching and moving his paws like he's running...and then he makes little "ruff!" sounds....awwwwwwwwwww puppppppppyyyyyy:happy:

You were at that V performance? *jealous* It looks like an awesome gig, plus I found this channel on my TV called Palladia or something, and it's all rock concerts/music all the time. And I was able to watch V festival highlights and they had Muse on there!!! with SMBH and Man with a Harmonica+KOC. It was wicked!

:LOL:I couldn't get offended at that book, it was too freaking hilarious! And yes, it was my fat camp story....I just couldn't put the twinkies down...or the burgers, or the ice creams, or the pies, or the cookies, or the chocolates..............

But I'd be freaked out if I searched and got something like that that popped up! It's quite ironic really! And of course I'll sign it for you:happy: I HAZ A FAN!!!!!!!!

You're not the only one that HAARPed along either lol...I'm sure it wont be long until we both make it to 3 posts...and then 4...and then 5 hahahaha! Well if there wasn't a damn limit to how much we could write this wouldn't be an issue:mad: but whatever, I don't mind as long as you don't! Just an FYI I'll PM you my address so you can be a proper stalker/terrorist now.... I mean know where to send ze mug! And we also need to figure out the paypal payment method, which I'm sure is rather easy...but I've only ever used it for Ebay. ANYWHO! You have a great New Year's as well and I'll talk to you soon I am sure!

<3your muser lesbo wife (although, if we were to be politically correct it would be "life partner" but wtf are we ever politically correct anyways?!)

:LOL:muser lesbo life partner has a nice ring to it, dontcha think? Aww, you were sick? ON CHRISTMUSE?! That's terrible...I hate being sick on Christmas. Once I had pneumonia on Christmas when I was in 8th grade. I couldn't do anything all break while everyone was off sledding and going to parties and stuff...and worst of all is I couldn't eat any of the Christmas goodies because almost everything I ate made me nauseous:LOL: so I survived on buttered toast and saltine crackers...sorry I'm stealing your thunder of illnessness by telling you my sickly stories....I am le sorry...for that and for you being sick. I hope you are feeling better? Since you were able to come on the computer and actually type an entire 2-PAGE LONG ESSAY It seems like you're doing okay now:p And you actually did whip out the old N64! AH I need to do that now too! After I'm done typing you my essay I'll need to go digging in the house for that. WAHEY()

Yeah my Christmuse was alright, kind of glad it's over tbh...I just get all holiday-ed out after a while and it's nice to now kind of relax and not worry about visiting these relatives then those relatives then shopping for 8 hours then baking a bajillion cookies and then eating 24/7. I am in desperate need of extra working out after this last couple weeks lol

:eek:You're sending me the sticker?! WHAT?! NO! You keep it! You're going through all this trouble in ordering my mug and contacting satan himself practically to figure out everything...I'd feel too guilty for you giving me your own. (lol we're having a fight over a sticker hahahahahaha) But seriously, pawning it off as your Christmas present to me just makes me feel worse because what have I gone and gotten you? Nothing! If that is such the case then you must tell me your birthday and give me your address so I can mail you prezzies when the time comes. Otherwise.....................I'll..........I don't know yet, but I'm sure it'll be something just turrible:mad:

:LOL:That's so true if you tried to bring a keg onto a plane! Aw that's sad.....like really that's not cool at all....but I understand your predicament. You can always just buy one when you get over here. You ARE 21! Legal drinking age for Americans! Although I don't know if your ID would even work over here......I'm such a tard when it comes to country's legal policies...good thing I haven't been locked away yet either for random crimes I've committed...like shooting birds:shifty:! (Although for conversing with a terrorist and mentioning several terrorist activities, I wouldn't be surprised if I'm under surveillance as we speak:ninja:)

And I'll take pics when I get it, no worries! I haven't gotten it yet though, do you think I should contact the seller? I know it was Christmas last week, and this week is New Year's...but idk I haven't heard anything from him since I won the item on the 21st....what do you think I should do?

This Warner thing is really pissing me off a lot. I'm going to vids I favorited on my account and their slowly disappearing........I am le sad.....

LOL I've said "pwned" to my parents before during an argument just because I feel like being a dork and they are all like "....pown..what?" And I'm like "yeah! /endargument! parentingFAIL pwnage FTW!" they get so confused hahahaha

yes, I have one piano groupy! Next stop Hollywood! WAHEY! hahaha ( I think whenever I feel like saying that word it's gonna have to be in all caps lol =P) If I could learn the bass well enough we could have our own little Osaka Jam! WAHEY WAHEY WAHEY!!! hahahahaha am I getting on your nerves yet?!

lol well next time I need to say something about pants, erm trousers...I'll just say pants/trousers/knickers/undies/briefs/boxers/underwear so I make sure I at least get one of them right!: wedding:eyebrows: WAHEY!! lol

Well that's good to hear I'm glad you had a nice Christmas and were able to catch up with your family

I think it's safe to say that I'm all Christmas-ed out now lol

thank you merry christmas to you too!

Hellooooo, sorry it's such a late reply. I just got back from visiting my relatives all throughout the last few days, so I'm finally home! I think I can officially say I'm done celebrating Christmas:LOL: kind of relieved, actually! It's been a busier last week or 2 than I had expected it to be. But I hope your Christmas was fantastic! Did you get lots of good presents?

Yeah! I checked out their first album and their second one and am loving them both actually. There are a lot of songs on both albums I like a lot, but I think their latest, Apocalypso(?, I'm pretty sure that's what it's called...too lazy to check:p) has better tracks overall. It's nice to have something else to listen to while I wait for Muse's next album to come out lol:rolleyes:

I'm ready and waiting! So whenever you're ready let's DO IT!

I know, being on here is such a good boredom reliever. And also I feel like I'm being somewhat social haha even though I don't have to leave the comfort of my own chair:happy: But there are a lot of cool people on here to talk to so I don't see it as a waste of time at all, I'm just broadening my horizons and meeting, well...kind of meeting, people that I never would've known existed!

lol accentFAIL:LOL:

I want to go there so bad you already know this! haha I bet if I went to the UK I'd never want to come back here...I already feel like I can relate to a lot more people over there than I've even met in my life over here....maybe it's something I'll have to do someday. Try to live over there or make an extended visit somewhere! I can only hope...lol

Everytime I watch the behind the scenes at RAH and Dom and Chris are practicing Osaka Jam I get chills lol...if I could ever go to a concert and hear them play Osaka Jam I would probably go retarded from the awesomeness overloaded in my brain:p

Well thank you for the HAPPY HOLIDAYS/MERRY CHRISTMAS/SEASONS GREETINGS wishes:LOL: like I said before, I hope yours was great and I hope you gained 15 pounds from eating yourself sick every day! (lol I'm jk, I would never really wish that on someone)

I'll talk to you soon!<3

Oh yeah, I feel really bad when people don't get my sarcasm or sense of humor in jokes and either get really scared or offended by me. lol but I can't help it, it's who I am and how I keep myself sane most of the time....and that joke! ACE! You made it up on the spot? That's impressive! I really ROFL'd! I got a bad one for you too: How many Jews can you fit in a VW Beetle?

I heard that one a while ago and always did :eek:/:LOL: simultaneously....it's terrible....

And no worries on trying to fit it all in 1 post anymore...I don't mind honestly! I really enjoy reading what you have to say and always being like "yes! you totally get what I'm saying!" It's really refreshing to be able to chat with someone who I can totally say whatever and know will understand, or at least try to...and never get offended lol! But I know my posts get long as well so if you don't feel like reading them start to finish I don't take offense! I know it might seem like homework lol, and no one wants that....

lol It was a great pastime shooting those damn birds! I think my neighbors called my parents a couple times though because they thought they were real bullets or something....loltards....my parents were just like umm, maybe you should just do that at the park then instead of in our backyard, which aims right at my neighbor's porch lol

Well thanks! I'm starting to turn into a mini-Muse wiki myself but there are still many things that I don't know or don't know too well about the band. So thanks for being so obsessed with them that you could recite their interviews word-for-word in your sleep:D lol I feel you on the Glastonbury blasphemy though...not including probably their best performance of SS on the Abso DVD is just noey....but at least HAARP and Hullabaloo are amazing:happy: I need to watch disc 2 of Hulla sometime soon too, I laugh so much throughout the entire disc it always puts me in a great mood:happy:

:(i iz not worthy of sooicyde bombingz? Why don't you just go blow up YOUR MOM! (ouch, I know that one hurt...do you need some ice for that burn? muahaha) can i haz cheezburger nao?

ohh my dog's name is Jake:happy: and thank you, i love that picture mainly because I look happy to be with him and he looks way pissed to be dressed like a clown:LOL: But you talked to the other Stephanie Klein and became friends with her, nice! lol I will always have a personal vendetta against her because that bitch stole my name:mad: (even though I've never met her lol)

I believe my Odyssey pt. 2 is coming to an end as well....so I will leave you be now also on the end of Christmuse Day and again, I hope it was a great one! I hope you ate so much that you wanted to throw up! BTW, you got the Muse xmas prezzie didn't you?! Dead Star at V and the screen saver!? full of awesomeness!!!

OH, and before I leave....THAT BOOK IS MADE OF WIN! I seriously laughed so hard when I read that AND clicked the link and saw the cover that my mom came in the room and was like what?! what is it!? (she didn't get it btw, I told her it was too long of a story to tell lol) but Ah yes, that is my story....fat camp, those were the days. I just never knew how to put that burger down! lardass was my nickname...that and 200 and a quarter pounder w/cheese....lol Moose was another popular nickname for me, but since I love the animal and the band I had to publicize it. lol greek tragedy, wtf?! i can't even come up with an excuse for that one that's just too out there lol. But for realz, that book is made of lulz. Thank you for showing me that link:LOL: OKAY goodbyes for now and have a great night/morning/day! I'll talk to you again fairly soon I'm sure!

lesbian /endlesbian

HELLO! And MERRY CHRISTMAS! I hope your holiday is/has been great so far! I'm exhausted and it's only about 8:15 (while I'm typing this lol) but I might just go to bed right after! It's been a busy 48 hours that's for sure. So glad to hear you enjoyed my hyperactivity:happy: sorry that it might not be quite like that in this post! I'm all Christmas-ed out haha ahhh god, I feel like such an old fart now...

The mugs all look great! I'm taking your happy with them? And what a beauuuuutiful blue Muse sticker! I'm glad you got them all in one piece along with the sticker! I'll drink to that! And sorry, but I lol'd at you wanting to get a separate mug to use and keep those at display! Not because I think it's stupid but because I would probably do the same thing! Luckily, my single black one will probably be retired after 1 year of use or so, or if I notice any chipping or wearing starting to go on. But I can't resist drinking out of MUSE hahaha:$

lol can people get arrested for political incorrectness on a messageboard?! If so, then I'm screwed as well:LOL:

Yep, 3 whole months! And hell yeah your invited to my house party! But there's one catch: you have to bring the keg:p hahaha trust me, the 11-hour plane ride would be so worth it! I'm really excited to be able to still be in town but not really have to live at home. It'll be really nice actually because I could see my parents just throwing down random rules just to piss me off every once in a while and I'd be like GAHHH I'M 18! (not exactly 21, but still..legally an adult:happy:) I know what you mean though, I love my parents lotsies, but sometimes they can be a little too restricting. I think they'll always be like that though:rolleyes: they're used to having to tell all of us little ones what to do all the time, so even though we're all adults they'll never view us as such lol. Oh parents...

thank you! I'm very proud of my extreme-high bidding haha thanks to you! I haven't received it in the mail yet, but I'm sure it'll take a few extra days here and there because it's Christmas week, so everything gets delayed...and I'll take pictures of it on my wall (if it does fit lol *crosses fingers* and show you how massive it actually is. AH! My Christmuse will almost be complete after I get that and the mug/sticker! WAHEY! (also, is that what you UKers sometimes say instead of WOO HOO?) just curious:happy:

My mom and dad are exactly like that. They can't tell me not to buy anything Muse-y because I always spend my own money on it...but they really think it's unnecessary...I got the Muse book Out of This World or whatever it's called from my brother for Christmas and they were like god, we raised a fangirl as a daughter?! Where did we go wrong?!!:'( lol I guess they're not that dramatic, but they really think it's ridiculous...Oh well I guess!

Ah yeah, that is a downside to the drums...everyone on your block can hear what you're playing:LOL: But yeah you know, as soon as I go pro in piano playing I'll allow you to be a groupie of mine, because I know that pianos get all the guys hahahaha I have a better chance at becoming black than being a pro at the piano! /racial comment. woopsies! And fuck the silencers! Drums are meant to be loud! Just make sure all your neighbors have their hearing aids turned off or they're in the middle of their afternoon nap or something, then you should be all set to ROCK OUT:\mm/:lol

Oh yeah Edward Norton is an awesome actor IMO. He's great in Fight Club! Pan's Labyrinth is so dark and mysterious I was hooked right away in that movie. The ending is bittersweet though, but I feel bad for all the lame stuff the girl has to go through, plus her stepdad is a DICK! lol pants are underwear? Do you even use the word underwear? Trousers do sound old-fashioned and gay lol. But you have even MORE pants/trousers now?! That's awesome! I loved the silver ones! but the red ones had to be my fave, i love red... did you just propose to me via loveboat?! If so then I most certainly accept:D *does this mean we're officially muser lesbians?*hahaha

And damnit, you knew my plan to delete my account in order to never have to speak to you again? You really DO know me too well (:

"Best part was when I shouted GAY! at the end!":LOL: I could definitely see you doing that and I'm so glad you did! Ah I love you more and more each day! /endlesbian. seriously, haha...but I think I said something like....what...thefuck..... when I was done watching it....can't wait for the sequel! *shoots self*

Oh man, sounds exhausting but I'm glad you still had fun! It must be good to be home though:happy:

OKAY, thank you for introducing me to The Presets, I am loving them more and more with each track I listen to! Talk Like That is sexy! haha But they've got some great tracks, their sound is epic! (I might have to buy the album too:eek:)

:LOL:sounds like a plan! Who needs more school anyways:rolleyes:

Yeah, or a nap hahaha

Oh I like that one that you got! I got the flux T-shirt...not exactly my first choice but I was able to find it on Ebay in my size AAAND for a decent price! Everything is always in XS or XXL everywhere I look:( and I need a S or M I could even do....the American store has absolutely nothing....pisses me off....

Exaaactly, museboard FTW! Facebook blows, you're so right there's never anything to do on there. I randomly update my info sometimes but even that only takes like 3 minutes and then I'm bored again...I spend way more time on here anyways and am hardly ever bored with it!

Well, my accent and a Canadian accent might sound pretty similar, but Canada compared to southern America would be way different and you could totally tell haha southern accents are so funny sounding to me:p

Well some things I can only find on Amazon UK:phu:

:LOL:seriously, it does suck...but in certain cases it's worth it lol

Osaka Jam<3

lol Internet is such a lifesaver....that's what I would do at college all the time since I didn't have cable, I'd just watch TV shows and stream movies and stuff. It saved me from a lot of boredom that's for sure! And I know, RIP Twilight thread...but there IS a new one called "Twilight and other horrible books you've read" in the Media section, and so I've been able to still vent about it a little bit lol. You should check it out:happy:

So true, ahhh traditions...gotta love 'em:rolleyes:

:LOL:nice one! (And that's for the dog obvservation and writing in the right profile box!)

And thanks, you have a Merry Christmas too:happy: I'll be around town celebrating Christmas with my immediate family, then traveling around visiting aunts, uncles, grandparents, cousins, etc. for the next couple days after Christmas...should be good!

What are your plans? And write back when you get the chance!

:stunned:you mean it's not about getting together with the entire family to sing christmas carols and praise jesus and give to the homeless and other stuff that extremely righteous nazi christians do?!

Oh I see, yeah I was up in Minneapolis not too long ago at the U!

(ON TO POST #2! haha I knew I wouldn't make it all in one!)

:eek:i hate birds too. HATE birds! EW pigeons...all that grayness is unnacceptable:noey: that's not a demented phobia, my sister hates birds too and I know a lot of other people who think they're annoying cunts. we have fugly crows here and they're fearless bastards....I actually have an airsoft gun and when I was younger I would go outside in the backyard and try and shoot all the birds with it. I only had little plastic pellets though, no metal! So no worries I didn't kill any...but I DID hit a few! AHA! (jesus, who's the terrorist now:LOL:)

:stunned:now I know who to come to if I ever have any questions Muse related:happy: You're so awesome! I just watched Hullabaloo today...aw young Muse<3 I'll get Abso eventually I guess, but they left out Stockholm Syndrome from Glastonbury '04?! I LOVE THAT PERFORMANCE! (isn't that the gig that Dom's dad died afterwards too?) Aw man, that's retarded. When I first saw that clip on youtube I was like 'oh my god the unforgivable things I would do to have been able to be there that night' And I'm going to stop now before I go on a huge rant about it too...because knowing me I have enough energy right now to keep on typing for HOURS and I don't want to put you through that hahaha

You're definitely the coolest terrorist I've ever met...I really hope you don't decide to suicide bomb me in the end:ninja: (god that was terrible, i'm sorry if that actually offended you...you know i'm just kidding!!!)

Yeah I had a myspace for a while but then got sick of it and deleted it...but maybe I'll have to make one again soon! FB is just getting on my nerves...people always up in my grill asking me why I'm not on, then I go on and it's like theres not shit to do on here!! OH and I don't think the Stephanie Klein you added was me hahaha my profile picture is the one on my profile on here with me dressed in a squirrel suit with my dog dressed like a clown! If you still can't find me, let me know because it could just be that my security settings are all wacked out and no one can befriend me muahaha! So then I'll just go looking for you!

I'm not disappointed in you for not making it into 2 posts...tis understandable. Look at mine ffs! And thanks for the Merry Christmuse wishes! I hope you have a great one too! And I hope your bathroom gets all purty and finished quickly so you don't have to worry about that anymore! I know this post is super long so like I said I don't blame you for not getting back to me quickly because I won't be able to either really...but that just means that our posts will get even longer cuz we'll have that much more to catch up on/talk about:rolleyes:

oh and btw...I didn't have the urge to commit suicide but I took all 4 cookies anyways:p Hopefully you're not dead by the time you reach the end of my post either! *crosses fingers*

<3

oh herrrooooo:happy: (that's my gay/lesbian way of saying hello haha) aw no need to apologize for being stressed/not hopped up on recreational drugs! It's fine I've been on my own little emotional rollercoaster the past couple weeks too (as you very well know), so I don't blame you for not pissing sunshine and rainbow sparkles everyday! GOD there are so many things in your last post that I have to comment on/add too that this is going to be an epic tale like the freaking Odyssey...I know you're excited hahaha

:Dyes you got your mug family finally!!!! HIGH FIVE! (okay I can tell that for the rest of this post I'm going to be insanely hyper/wierd/out of control...I think it's because I'm really hyped up on caffeine and sugar muahahahaha) anyways...that's awesome! and yes hopefully my sticker will arrive soon so I can forget you ever existed!:stunned:I mean, so I can have a sticker with my mug!....................

Thanks for the pretty blue goodluckings! haha I hope everything goes well, I'm feeling really good about it. AND I'm mostly unpacked but I found out today that this guy and his wife that my mom know from work are leaving for a skiing trip in Montana for 3 MONTHS and want me to house/pet sit. SO I'm going to live in their awesomely beautiful house for the next 3 months I guess, starting right away in January! I'm really excited it'll be like I have my own place, only not my own place because If I break anything zomg i'm in huge trouble....so that's my little 'good news gem of the day' hahaha

I GOT THE POSTER!!! I took your advice and just set my highest bid at like 20 and I KNEW some guy was gonna come at the last 10 seconds and try and outbid me but I got it in the end! I can't wait to hoooooold it heeeeeeere in myyyyy arms (see, I can incorporate Muse lyrics in everyday conversation too:LOL:)

I can't wait to be a Muse-live slut:pimp: hahaha my mom would be so proud....no not really actually, she thinks my Muse obsession is so weird/strange/pointless....she's old-fashioned:rolleyes: Oh yeah sorry! Not very many Americans even say 'pop' it's usually soda or soda-pop like you said. Idk what it is, maybe a MN thing? Fizzy sounds cool though...and soft drink is it's most basic name ever I think haha

Yeah I just need to become more dedicated to practicing every day/more often. I learn something then get bored with it easily and move onto something else...I should try to learn the whole song, THAT would be a bitch but it would at least keep me occupied haha (hello ADHD!) And I wish I at least knew how to somewhat play the drums, but that's sweet that you do...they're so badass;)

007 was the BEST! (besides Zelda and MK of course) I pwned in that game...and I know you're not violent (too violent) lol I'm not either.....but that game seriously brought out the worst (or best?) in me haha. I never beat Zelda! But I remember watching my neighbor play it like every day and finally beat it. That was such a monumental moment for the both of us:LOL:

Se7en makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside:happy: haha but I'm SO glad you like that film too. Tons of other people I try to talk to about it are just like 'ummm yeah it's like gory and weird and gross and stuff.. But BRAD is in it so it's like...okay I guess!' I'm like 'wow can I just shoot myself right now please?!' Another dark-er film is Fight Club, that one's more popular but I love it too. YOUR MYSPACE IS FREAKING AWESOME. sorry I'll stop yelling...but you have the coolest shit on there. All those Muse youtube clips I have favorited on my account:happy: I saw you have a Pan's Labyrinth pic up there: +128957293852395! GREAT movie! Plus, I stalked your albums and love the pants album. They're amazing and If I had all of those pants I would dedicate an entire album to them as well. Hats off to you sir! Oh, and HOW could I forget to mention that you're amazingly stunning! And If I was a guy I'd def. accept your proposal hahaha *oh my god are we in the love boat now or what the hell?*

Thaaaaaank you for saying exactly how I feel about Twilight! GOD It was just horrific wasn't it....and not in the good way.....I felt really embarrassed for the actors when they had to say all those retardedly gay cheesy lines. I was just thinking 'WOW if you said that to me I would laugh in your face...' And yeah, it would've just been better if Muse had been left out of Twilight altogether...it makes me le sad....I don't blame you for wanting to kill something after seeing that, that's how I feel everyday I hear something along the lines of "EDWARD BITE ME ZOMG TWILIGHT MUSE SMBH IS TEH BEST SONG EVAR!"

OH I'm so glad you mentioned that whole 'gay/race' thing because I've been hugely offended during our entire never-ending conversation......lol but seriously I say retarded, gay lesbian, other inappropriate racial jokes aalllllllllll the time and I NEVER get offended by those kinds of "dirty" or "tasteless" jokes! It's pretty much what I live for tbh:rolleyes: I'm such an odd girl as in I really don't get offended at many things that most normal girls do. In fact, I have probably the worst guy sense of humor ever. And I mean that in total honesty. I have a guy's mind but I'm stuck in a girl's body. (Except for I'm not gay, sooo I still like men haha but not like I have a gay man's mind stuck in a girl's body, because most gay men are like chicks....ummm.....) Am I making ANY sense? I'm seriously typing a la stream of consciousness right now and I probably won't re-read any of this before I post it hahaha oh well, to make a long story short (even though I already told the long story) I don't care what you say at all that might be considered slightly offensive because I find it HILARIOUS!