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zer0-1ne

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  1. Hallo there you, pop by now and again for a chat :D

  2. It's a bit Joni when she's not squeaky, bit Regina, bit Cheryl Crow. Definitely like it, well recommended.

  3. Generally? Then we should talk at some point. You haven't bullied me yet, shall I listen to her now for an easy life?

  4. I'm in the same boat. I'll be feeling it tomorrow morning, at least until I get a nice hot cup of joe and pour it directly on to my eyes.

    How the devil are you then eh?

  5. Gadzooks, the nerve! What on earth brings you here at this time of *looks at watch and cries* Monday?!?!

  6. Don't hate yo, I will ban you quicker than you can say derp <3

  7. We will never know.

  8. I have 99 "friends", this could go one of two ways, I lose some to make it a nice round 50, or I get 1 for the century. Hmm. Who could be that lucky one.

  9. How do you pronouce your name? Is his PENIS small?

  10. Balls, now I have that there...

  11. ALEX!!!!no it's not

  12. *... niiiiiiice :p

     

    *attempts to kick your ass, but smacks self in face with coat-string-thing instead* =[ fail

  13. Thanks for the add, Welsh lass eh? Nice. =]

  14. uʍop ǝpısdn buıʇuǝɯɯoɔ uǝʌǝ ɯ,ı ʍou puɐ

  15. *like, totally wiggles*

  16. [Adrianna]: aids gets everywhere

    [Adrianna]: like even in your shoe

    [something Original]: Tomzo has left at 8:52 pm

    [brutal]: i wanna know who fucked the monkey

    [zer0-1ne]: Alex's mum

    [zer0-1ne]: hahahahahahhaha

    [zer0-1ne]: where's Moses? :(

    [Adrianna]: moses is never here when you need him

  17. i wanna gluck you

  18. take me now you desirable man beast!

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    Here is your face and body, I am sure you never get sick of seeing it, I know I don't OMNOMNOMNOM now give me sexy man love you man

  20. hey hey Mittens!:supertong

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