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Alien stops! A defensive ruler knights Matt Bellamy near a fever. Will Matt Bellamy forward alien? When can Matt Bellamy swallow on top of the epic?

 

Matt Bellamy dimensions a combined perspective around the lighted bug. The musician (It knows!) washes a feat near the blasted fiddle. Matt Bellamy dimensions alien under a back. A stolen skip stirs above alien. An observed cycle garbles Matt Bellamy. Matt Bellamy paces past a protocol.

 

Why won't the circuitry spite Matt Bellamy? Why does Matt Bellamy snack? Alien constitutes your rose burst next to the elitist. Alien sneaks into the famine. A pattern riots around the discriminate design. When can Matt Bellamy wash above the mere pornography? - WTF

 

The bit surplus heaps an ancient. Alien dictates across Matt Bellamy. Why won't the cage skip above Matt Bellamy? Can the knight bounce before a portrayed cake? Matt Bellamy floors the accepted nonsense. Another recent dragon smells with alien.

 

Where did the cake and the dragon come from?! :LOL:

 

:yesey: totally addicted to this now..

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I did my name and Matt, and got this....

 

Matt opposes the injustice. Lucy milks Matt. Will Matt dine before Lucy? Matt contradicts an implausible adventure behind the endeavor. Matt troubles a moderate blackboard.

 

Lucy springs Matt. An examiner beams Lucy behind a story. How will a void explore Matt? An irrational courage cants Lucy outside the recovery. The dead orbit buys this electorate across a projected pose.

 

A graduate attacks Matt within the theory. His desire cautions! The made downstairs flavors Lucy. Lucy vanishes underneath Matt. An acid indent offers Matt over the milk. Why won't a mumble supervise the boy?

 

The disturbed life participates outside Matt. Matt complements Lucy. The snag imports Matt. Matt flips Lucy. Lucy oils her victim on top of an instinct. The connector lifts Lucy.

:LOL:

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I put my name and Matt. :$

 

 

The wit runs with matt. Kiara grabs a monster on top of a product. Kiara weds matt. :eek: Matt undergoes kiara below the kingdom. Into matt colors the tennis. Our collar weights the ward.

 

Kiara strays! The fiscal fiddle pops. Why won't my dirt remind the heart? Kiara emphasizes matt throughout a symmetry.

 

Another one had this sentence, "Matt completes Kiara.":LOL:

Thats some deep stuff right there.

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Here are a few that made me lol:

 

The collective stretches Matt Bellamy behind the death. Matt Bellamy scratches with Dominic Howard.

 

Should the striking homosexual skip below the Wolstenbeast? The tutorial banana spins across the resemblance.

 

Babybell peers around dombread.

 

Uncle Dommeh fiddles with BabyBell.

 

Will Packet of Sweets riot on top of Grab my Bollocks?

 

HEY YOU CRAZY KIDS floods pwoper fish above a banana. Pwoper fish fishes inside HEY YOU CRAZY KIDS. Why can't pwoper fish refine HEY YOU CRAZY KIDS? A prize lung bores.

 

WTF :LOL:

I swear, this thing provides endless amusement. :awesome:

 

edit: I had to try it with my name and Matt & Dom's ... :ninja:

and it came up with these:

A concentrated undesirable pounds down upon Elise

Elise overlaps Matthew before a designed twist.

Matthew fasts on top of Elise. How will Elise study under Matthew?

Matthew pulses before Elise.

Matthew plays Elise. Why won't Matthew expand against Elise? Elise pats Matthew without another adequate metro. Matthew locates Elise on top of his incomprehensible juvenile.

Against Dominic originates Elise.

Why can't Dominic jerk Elise?

Elise demands Dominic. Dominic consents beneath Elise.

Dominic withdraws Elise. Elise decides beneath an alien.

Dominic stretches Elise.

:stunned: :stunned: :stunned:

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Reading this tread reminds me of all the fun I had with this http://prillalar.com/drabbles/

 

And this is what I made with it.

 

The Lovely Duck Princess

 

Matt was walking through a fluffy meadow, laughing at the butterflies flitting around his head when he spied a lolzworthy little lovely duck lying under a tree.

 

Matt skipped over to see the dear thing and was fuckable to find that she was hurt! A Tom had pierced her leopard print little toe and she whimpered hushed with the pain.

 

"My neon little friend," Matt said. "Let me help you!" He took out his Leatherman Multi-Purpose tool and pulled out the Tom, as manicly as he could. The lovely duck cried out and Matt's heart ached, like a birth squeeze. "You'll be all right," Matt whispered. "I'll take care of you. I'll call you Banana and you can live with me forever!"

 

Scooping Banana up in his arms, Matt carried her home and made a bed for her beside his own. For seven days and seven nights, Matt nursed Banana, cleaning her toe and feeding her Dom-brand lovely duck chow.

 

On the eighth night, Banana climbed into bed with Matt. She burrowed under the covers and grumpily prodded Matt's eye ball. It made Matt giggle and he cuddled close to Banana, stroking her nasal cavity and singing gravley to her.

 

They continued that way for a long time. Every day, Matt hurried home so he could curl up with Banana. It gave him a soft feeling whenever Banana prodded his eye ball.

 

Then one night, Banana looked up at Matt and said, "If you kiss me, I will become a pink princess."

 

Matt screamed mopily, he was so surprised. How could a lovely duck talk? He must have dropped off and dreamed it.

 

"You're not dreaming," Banana said. "Kiss me."

 

"Don't tell anyone I screamed like that," Matt said and kissed Banana on her nasal cavity. The air swirled and suddenly, there stood a pink princess! With a crown and everything!

 

"I'm Princess Banana," she said. "I was cursed. It's a long story."

 

"Is it really you?" Matt said.

 

"See?" Banana said and showed Matt the scar from the Tom on her toe. Then she kissed Matt and they tumbled in a cave and did a lot of very flowery things, some of them involving an iridescent Chris.

 

"I love you," Banana said when they were done. Matt clasped her close and they lived together happily ever after on all the princess treasure Banana had stashed away.

 

And if Banana didn't know about Matt's visits to the lovely duck sanctuary, well, it wouldn't hurt her.

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The tricky dependence attempts the orientated tome. A damaged pit blames my box. Will the litter attack? Matthew Bellamy paces past Damon Albarn. Damon Albarn ribbons Matthew Bellamy..

 

That last line always gets to me :chuckle:

 

 

Dominic Howard relaxes throughout Cheese. Cheese misplaces Dominic Howard inside the bar forecast. Cheese agrees the class past the constitutional. Cheese prevails inside Dominic Howard..

 

Ha! That Cheese :awesome:

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Reading this tread reminds me of all the fun I had with this http://prillalar.com/drabbles/

 

And this is what I made with it.

 

The Lovely Duck Princess

 

Matt was walking through a fluffy meadow, laughing at the butterflies flitting around his head when he spied a lolzworthy little lovely duck lying under a tree.

 

Matt skipped over to see the dear thing and was fuckable to find that she was hurt! A Tom had pierced her leopard print little toe and she whimpered hushed with the pain.

 

"My neon little friend," Matt said. "Let me help you!" He took out his Leatherman Multi-Purpose tool and pulled out the Tom, as manicly as he could. The lovely duck cried out and Matt's heart ached, like a birth squeeze. "You'll be all right," Matt whispered. "I'll take care of you. I'll call you Banana and you can live with me forever!"

 

Scooping Banana up in his arms, Matt carried her home and made a bed for her beside his own. For seven days and seven nights, Matt nursed Banana, cleaning her toe and feeding her Dom-brand lovely duck chow.

 

On the eighth night, Banana climbed into bed with Matt. She burrowed under the covers and grumpily prodded Matt's eye ball. It made Matt giggle and he cuddled close to Banana, stroking her nasal cavity and singing gravley to her.

 

They continued that way for a long time. Every day, Matt hurried home so he could curl up with Banana. It gave him a soft feeling whenever Banana prodded his eye ball.

 

Then one night, Banana looked up at Matt and said, "If you kiss me, I will become a pink princess."

 

Matt screamed mopily, he was so surprised. How could a lovely duck talk? He must have dropped off and dreamed it.

 

"You're not dreaming," Banana said. "Kiss me."

 

"Don't tell anyone I screamed like that," Matt said and kissed Banana on her nasal cavity. The air swirled and suddenly, there stood a pink princess! With a crown and everything!

 

"I'm Princess Banana," she said. "I was cursed. It's a long story."

 

"Is it really you?" Matt said.

 

"See?" Banana said and showed Matt the scar from the Tom on her toe. Then she kissed Matt and they tumbled in a cave and did a lot of very flowery things, some of them involving an iridescent Chris.

 

"I love you," Banana said when they were done. Matt clasped her close and they lived together happily ever after on all the princess treasure Banana had stashed away.

 

And if Banana didn't know about Matt's visits to the lovely duck sanctuary, well, it wouldn't hurt her.

 

LOL nice story :chuckle:

 

Mine: (by the way Haley is me)

 

1000 Pasta Penguins

Haley paced quickly back and forth. Pityful dread filled her heart. Matt should have been home at least an hour ago and it wasn't like him to be late. Oh, my savage love, Haley thought. Where could you be?

 

Just then, the phone rang. It was the police. Matt had been taken hostage by Cheesy Ear, a supervillain who had the city in a state of self-conceded terror. Haley fainted dead away, like a meadow that shimmers with happy seeds and blossoms.

 

When she came to, there was a bump on her hip and the pityful dread had returned. "Matt, my adorable honey bunny," she cried out smotheringly. "What is Cheesy Ear doing to you?" Probably torturing him, laughing deepingly as he mocked him in the leg.

 

In the midst of all the terror and tears, Haley remembered a story her grandmother had told her. If you fold 1000 pasta penguins, then whatever you wish for will come true.

 

Haley ordered in a supply of pasta and set to work, folding penguins until her hip was sore and she could hardly see. It took a week. She was just finishing up the very last penguin when Matt walked in the front door.

 

"Matt!" Haley screamed and threw herself into Matt's arms. "It worked! I folded 1000 pasta penguins and it brought you back to me." She was so happy, she felt like she was dancing on a pebble. She kissed Matt happily on the leg.

 

"Actually," Matt said, pulling away dreadfully, "I was rescued by the Beautiful Lichen. She's a new superhero in town." Matt sighed. "And she's really considerate."

 

The pityful dread came back. "But you're ravenous to be back here with me, right?"

 

Matt checked his watch. "Sure. But I've got to go meet the Beautiful Lichen for coffee now to, you know, say thanks for saving my life. Stay honest, baby." He left and the door banged behind him.

 

Haley choked back a sob and started folding another penguin. Then she went out and got drunk instead.

 

:wtf:

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The forbidding framework doubles the verse. The scarlet smile pales the gutter without my punished disco. Guiding Light cuts Matt Bellamy. The epic smells before the test doom. How can Guiding Light lose with Matt Bellamy?

 

 

Quite easily, obviously :awesome:

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