Adrianna Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 I am worn through to bone disappointedly broken I called you on the phone but no words were spoken Perhaps I shall try much harder next time to see through your lie and expect your sweet crime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest QueenOfNerds Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 I am worn through to bone disappointedly broken I called you on the phone but no words were spoken Perhaps I shall try much harder next time to see through your lie and expect your sweet crime I like that <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheddatom Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 Roses are red, Violets are blue, What would it take to get to fuck you? A home made meal? Serenade you like a minstrel? Some fine french wine? Nah, i'll get the rohypnol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest QueenOfNerds Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 You must be trollin' your rhymes are too lewd it's a real turn off hun pass me the lube. You'd need a shoe horn to get you inside and a bag for your head if you want to ride. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest QueenOfNerds Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 That's really sweet ^^ Might give it a quick try, though no inspiration today... here we go.... What's my value? I'll show you my value. For what it's worth you'll see my worth. I am skilled in all things technical my hands are magical. I can do better let me tell you I can be smarter I can show you. You can't keep me back see my power You wanna see the strength inside this trembling flower? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheddatom Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 You must be trollin' your rhymes are too lewd it's a real turn off hun pass me the lube. You'd need a shoe horn to get you inside and a bag for your head if you want to ride. Your nasty rhymes are turning me on bitch! Why don't we meet up in my favorite muddy ditch? Trust me there is no woman who can resist my muscle I've written on my favorite roofie your name Laura Brussell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I, Prada Shoes Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 Your nasty rhymes are turning me on bitch! Why don't we meet up in my favorite muddy ditch? Trust me there is no woman who can resist my muscle I've written on my favorite roofie your name Laura Brussell Pour me some Cutty Sark Look at me, I'm a fucking shark Tear you to shreds When you think you're doin' fine Can't mistake my dorsal fin on The horizon line Run my teeth through your sails You think you're tough as fucking nails? Go back to port, But try the starboard side Pop that collar, bitch Its a noose! Surprise! Hang you like a windchime Dislocate your upper vertebrae in no time You fucking suck, you can't rhyme You try to get jollies off my Roger word. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoodoo oz Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 Physically ill, hip hop leaves me. Yet Muese, NIN, radioohead etal revive my glee. together existence shines together we all strive, into the ocean we dive:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheddatom Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 Pour me some Cutty Sark Look at me, I'm a fucking shark Tear you to shreds When you think you're doin' fine Can't mistake my dorsal fin on The horizon line Run my teeth through your sails You think you're tough as fucking nails? Go back to port, But try the starboard side Pop that collar, bitch Its a noose! Surprise! Hang you like a windchime Dislocate your upper vertebrae in no time You fucking suck, you can't rhyme You try to get jollies off my Roger word. A couple of nautical puns and a couple of non-rhymes I hope you didn't waste too much of your precious time arrr arrr arrr avast ye land lubber I bet yo daddy's wishin' now he had used a rubber Seriously though, I eat sharks for breakfast Lightly seasoned and griddled, occasionally with a bread-crust You really must be lusting to get your hands on me I like your bust but I'm busting to empty my bladder of pee What's that? You want to watch me go to the bog? I'll piss in your eyes and mouth you dirty skanky dog It's OK though babe, I like 'em really nasty I'll get you hot, make you greasier than a warm cornish pasty Would it be crass to say you have an ass of great mass? Alas, I pass, 'cos you don't sweat much for a fat lass! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest QueenOfNerds Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 Your nasty rhymes are turning me on bitch! Why don't we meet up in my favorite muddy ditch? Trust me there is no woman who can resist my muscle I've written on my favorite roofie your name Laura Brussell You have actually made this thread kinda fun. I tip my hat sir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest QueenOfNerds Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 Pour me some Cutty Sark Look at me, I'm a fucking shark Tear you to shreds When you think you're doin' fine Can't mistake my dorsal fin on The horizon line Run my teeth through your sails You think you're tough as fucking nails? Go back to port, But try the starboard side Pop that collar, bitch Its a noose! Surprise! Hang you like a windchime Dislocate your upper vertebrae in no time You fucking suck, you can't rhyme You try to get jollies off my Roger word. That's really very cool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheddatom Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 You have actually made this thread kinda fun. I tip my hat sir. Is that a funky fodera complete with feather? What colour? You don't need that with our English weather. I like 'em in purple like the colour of heather Made out of velvet you can't get any better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoodoo oz Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 Pour me some Cutty Sark Look at me, I'm a fucking shark Tear you to shreds When you think you're doin' fine Can't mistake my dorsal fin on The horizon line Run my teeth through your sails You think you're tough as fucking nails? Go back to port, But try the starboard side Pop that collar, bitch Its a noose! Surprise! Hang you like a windchime Dislocate your upper vertebrae in no time You fucking suck, you can't rhyme You try to get jollies off my Roger word. I like it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I, Prada Shoes Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 That's really very cool I like it! Thanks. A couple of nautical puns and a couple of non-rhymes I hope you didn't waste too much of your precious time arrr arrr arrr avast ye land lubber I bet yo daddy's wishin' now he had used a rubber Seriously though, I eat sharks for breakfast Lightly seasoned and griddled, occasionally with a bread-crust You really must be lusting to get your hands on me I like your bust but I'm busting to empty my bladder of pee What's that? You want to watch me go to the bog? I'll piss in your eyes and mouth you dirty skanky dog It's OK though babe, I like 'em really nasty I'll get you hot, make you greasier than a warm cornish pasty Would it be crass to say you have an ass of great mass? Alas, I pass, 'cos you don't sweat much for a fat lass! Look who's back, and thinks I'm serious? When I'm through with you, you'll be left delirious You rhyme in couplets To that I say "fuck this" But what do I expect on a Muse board? I'm fresh out of the psych ward Aw shit, you got me doing this doubles stuff What's that, you think my ass is buff? Whatever floats your boat, Totes your goat Oh, to the bog? I'll drown you in a fucking moat Crack our skull on the rocks Down your throat, I'll stuff my socks Don't tell me you're judging my gender on my avatar That would put your intelligence way below the bar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adrianna Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 I am her weary brain I've had enough of this shit I shall make her fall again And drag you with her to the pit of dispair oh yeah I went there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheddatom Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 Look who's back, and thinks I'm serious? When I'm through with you, you'll be left delirious You rhyme in couplets To that I say "fuck this" But what do I expect on a Muse board? I'm fresh out of the psych ward Aw shit, you got me doing this doubles stuff What's that, you think my ass is buff? Whatever floats your boat, Totes your goat Oh, to the bog? I'll drown you in a fucking moat Crack our skull on the rocks Down your throat, I'll stuff my socks Don't tell me you're judging my gender on my avatar That would put your intelligence way below the bar God damn bitch, your rapping's pretty good You've got me all emo, razor blade drawing blood How the fuck am I s'posed to compete with that shit? I've been tricked, your rhymes are slick, i've been totally licked! That's posh for beaten, let's see if I can sweeten this for you Before i'm eaten alive, i've got to see this rap through I could arrange your rhyme to couplets I could say "fuck this" But a better rhyme is crumpets I'm talkin' 'bout yo man-tits I wasn't lookin' at your avatar I read your name Miss Prada Yo' mama is so broke she still drives 'round in a Lada Seriously though, designer lables are cool If anyone tells you otherwise, just tell them they're a fool Shoes make me drool No, no, i'm not gay!! It's just I like designer shoes in a totally masculine way What's this shit about cracking our collective skull? Am I paranoid schitzophrenic or were you just being artful? I'm guessing a typo, check yo' rhymes before you post 'cos i'm the rapper with the most you're soon gonna be a ghost Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New Born Lee Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 God damn bitch, your rapping's pretty good You've got me all emo, razor blade drawing blood How the fuck am I s'posed to compete with that shit? I've been tricked, your rhymes are slick, i've been totally licked! That's posh for beaten, let's see if I can sweeten this for you Before i'm eaten alive, i've got to see this rap through I could arrange your rhyme to couplets I could say "fuck this" But a better rhyme is crumpets I'm talkin' 'bout yo man-tits I wasn't lookin' at your avatar I read your name Miss Prada Yo' mama is so broke she still drives 'round in a Lada Seriously though, designer lables are cool If anyone tells you otherwise, just tell them they're a fool Shoes make me drool No, no, i'm not gay!! It's just I like designer shoes in a totally masculine way What's this shit about cracking our collective skull? Am I paranoid schitzophrenic or were you just being artful? I'm guessing a typo, check yo' rhymes before you post 'cos i'm the rapper with the most you're soon gonna be a ghost Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest QueenOfNerds Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 Bit tired but... You should never be afraid to sleep I don't care where you are I am always with you. Don't be afraid to close your eyes my hand is always in yours I don't want to see you here like the walking dead Too tired to write Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheddatom Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 Bit tired but... You should never be afraid to sleep I don't care where you are I am always with you. Don't be afraid to close your eyes my hand is always in yours I don't want to see you here like the walking dead Too tired to write I've got to take issue with this. There are plenty of occasions on which you should be afraid to sleep. Or is that "poetic liscence"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest QueenOfNerds Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 I've got to take issue with this. There are plenty of occasions on which you should be afraid to sleep. Or is that "poetic liscence"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest QueenOfNerds Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 Hey cheddatom, I think you are a charmer but if we ever met would you be like Jeffrey dahmer? Would you chop me into bits then have your way with my tits? Or even make use of my dead arm pits? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I, Prada Shoes Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 God damn bitch, your rapping's pretty good You've got me all emo, razor blade drawing blood How the fuck am I s'posed to compete with that shit? I've been tricked, your rhymes are slick, i've been totally licked! That's posh for beaten, let's see if I can sweeten this for you Before i'm eaten alive, i've got to see this rap through I could arrange your rhyme to couplets I could say "fuck this" But a better rhyme is crumpets I'm talkin' 'bout yo man-tits I wasn't lookin' at your avatar I read your name Miss Prada Yo' mama is so broke she still drives 'round in a Lada Seriously though, designer lables are cool If anyone tells you otherwise, just tell them they're a fool Shoes make me drool No, no, i'm not gay!! It's just I like designer shoes in a totally masculine way What's this shit about cracking our collective skull? Am I paranoid schitzophrenic or were you just being artful? I'm guessing a typo, check yo' rhymes before you post 'cos i'm the rapper with the most you're soon gonna be a ghost Cheddatom, for now, I admit defeat Your verse is far too complete School's gettin' heavy And weighing on the levee I may be back in a month or two But I leave this thread to you Real things beckon from outside the intarnet Things that need a steady mindset Just don't kick when I'm down I'm gracefully bowing out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest QueenOfNerds Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 Cheddatom, for now, I admit defeat Your verse is far too complete School's gettin' heavy And weighing on the levee I may be back in a month or two But I leave this thread to you Real things beckon from outside the intarnet Things that need a steady mindset Just don't kick when I'm down I'm gracefully bowing out Damn you should stick around! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest QueenOfNerds Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 I have a list of parting gifts and I will reach the end. I pass them across these rifts to give to you my friend the last of all I am the essence of my heart before I stop and close the dam and push our boats appart. On the list a sensual feast of many ways to say I loved you in my mind at least but I have found a way. I will see your face only once together and in all this dead space I am lost but not forever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New Born Lee Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 I have a list of parting gifts and I will reach the end. I pass them across these rifts to give to you my friend the last of all I am the essence of my heart before I stop and close the dam and push our boats appart. On the list a sensual feast of many ways to say I loved you in my mind at least but I have found a way. I will see your face only once together and in all this dead space I am lost but not forever. OHHHHH it rocks two and fro like the boats, I love it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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