You are simply that aweosome XD

Yes i did you've permeanantly damged my hearing now how could you

So what did you think of son of a preacher man?

God no that taser is vicious and awesome in the back pocket of your skinny jeans shining away although matt says he loves it

Aww your not loud...... although i had a headache after our phone call XD

Yes his sword although i think his sword cannot rivel oak's talents with his sheep/ballon piericng device XD

Woah sophie can do it this I must see :O

I know right ...madding crowd is amzing it's my favourite film hell who needs matt bellamy when you have sergeant troy

Definetly but if they had an innocnet smiley they would need a lying smilie to go with it XD

Exactly some people are just awful frankly and i still can't do it

Indeed essentially i strive to beat her if i'm honest just to see her reaction XD

Don't worry dudy were watching the rest in january so my life is complete

Honestly i told you this already the man who do you think?

Obviously we are so innocnet that the very thought of swearing or inappropriate comments would never cross our minds....

MERRY CHRISTMAS MY NINJA MOBSTER

I would write you a lovely comment about how amazing you are but meh i don't feel like it

No I joke you are amazing and frankly my life would be rather dull without you so have an amzing christmas and yes next year is going to be awesome

2K11 innit blod *does weird hand gesture* no fail honestly i saw that on someone's facebook the other day

It's very scary and yet we still managed to beat a certain someone in english coursework with all our random conversations about lampshades and 'working' hard on the unfinished presents from my aunts poster Also 9 out of 27 anyone *cough* fail *cough* OMG it's FACEPALM all we need now is a facedesk XD

Not at all how did you guess!?! Because i'm not obssesed at all *is innocent*

I bet your shocked to see me around here XD

I know it's been literally forever which means we must be working in school

That wasn't biased at all this is biased :

:matt: :matt: :matt: :matt: :matt: :matt:

whazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzup my ninja mobster!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh hey your back Did your internet like die or something?

That's impressive so will you be doing your gcse/a level now? *is impressed*

Ah randomness FTW

Thank you and I didn't think you were being patronising... it's such a enthusiastic comment its great my attempt at patronising

Yeah I have read to kill a mocking bird trust ne compared to far from the madding cried and Ethan frome which is just depressing I mean the end us the 2 lovers who can't be together try to kill themselves by crashing into a tree on a sled and fail leaving one bedridden for the next 50 if so years and the other with a limp who myst care for his wife whose a hypochondriac and his young lived in the same house it's awful

Anyhow on a more cheerful note I had an awesome time in town on Sunday with my friends we went to play pool because we thought it would be funny to laugh at our crapness and ended having a 'facerape' fight with the chalk before we got thrown out for not being serious How was your weekend?

Wait which exam are we discussing here i've confused myself if it is science then the comment below is fine and if it's history just swap c1,c2,c3 for 'history' because my respones

is the same God I'm such a fail sometimes

Ah congratulations i got an A* in the c1,c2,c3 exam which shocked me because in the lesson i hardly understood anyhting Seriously though an A is really impressive considering your only 14 hell I know people who got c's or failed that exam so *gives round of applause*

I am fine thanks you although as usual a lot of work for example I am currently meant to be writing an essay about thomas hardy's Far From The Madding Crowd it's shit don't ever read it XD How are you anyhow?

Hey how are you we haven't spoken for ages

Hey thanks for accepting my request

Yes we are the ninja and assasain version of sherlock and watson

It is rather perverse i like how he wants a picture and she ignores him XD

Going for tea keep looking if you can

I know it's just ridiculous I mean she's like 13 and probably hasn't even kissed someone before Hell she doesn't even know who he is!!!!!!!!!

This conspiracy is rather interesting if i may so myself XD

That's ok I don't mind everything you want to do is cool with me you know that shifty::shifty: XD Ah congratualtions you clever clever ninja mobster How was hospital and did you win your game?

Oog get you babes you proved a TLA wrong who no offense lacks as many qualifications as you have already so it's not a huge victory So other then reveling in your victory what have you done this evening? Did you get the right bus?

I know she's shameless XD

Don't laugh at me I suffered for hours with only the comfort of my ipod which nobody saw to survive :L Thank god for MOTP Same it's awesome we would have been amazing as a team with our talent and both competative :L And yes pool like tennis wouldn't work. Were going to watch I am Legend Now so talk to me on facebook if you wish but i'm going to leave the baords now

Good I'm glad you find my insults so amusing

I know right i was like i don't want these and she virtually snatched them out of my hands XD Hmm that was a mistake i wish she wasn't there tbh becuase she bought all that disgusting crap they call food *shudder*

Yes we shall do that

Anyhow on thursday i wnet into town with nat,emma,beth,chloe and yasmin to watch that shit life as we know it film which was crap and over 2 hours emma and nat loved it of course. then we played pool in the bowling place and emma doesn't even put her hand on the table - her and natalie were on the same team against chloe and yasmin and natalie pretty much potted every baqll and goes "Yes I am the champion2 really loudly and the look on emma's face at being excluded :LOL I ment to tell you this earlier but i forgot

Oh it is the most important day ever ever laura i mean how can you not be more excited there will be like a 1000 cakes to sample for her birthday as she obvioulsy will eat like eough to feed 30 people in celebration no serioulsy who even gives a dman it's going to be crap but i'm curious if she does something ofr her birthday will I be invited or will it be like beth and french canadian again?

Ah we should so do that one day but write our names underneath and see what happens

Also 'chase' is back

Oh christ that's horrific but not as bad as cheryl cole last year and fuck fuck fuck when's her birthday I haven't got her anything yet ?

Also it shocks me how she wants some shoes in tesco and natalie knows the exact ones where are their lives why are they shoe shopping in tesco!!!!!!

I'm sure at least we hand in good work and don't write ninja or assasin on the back XD

It's beause it's like emma sized or a hundred too big

Perfect miss benjamin will love it "and so the impact of the valentine on farmer bellamy..."

Ah we take english so seriously XD

Okay good we agree then

That's reassuring however i wouldn't object to farmer bellamy making an apperance

About the pm i am only joking

Of course liam gallagher is just amazing and not a twat at all I even have one of his farmer coats blud which look unfortunetly like lottie's coat i meant to ask is it just me who does't like it?

See being helpful helpful unlike a certain someone who sits at home supposedly writing their FFTMC crowd essay when we both know it's pretty much you sat in the dark writing god knows what about troy and bodwood okay horrible mental image *shivers* I really shouldn't say that but I figured you may as well here it

Ah the Brie has returned your just insatiable it's like you can't get enough of me so... actually i'll pm you the end of that sentence :L