Ha! Nice! But how come you want 50/60/70 year old cameras anyway Alex???

OH Betsabe...you should take a look at Eli's page!

I'm sure you shall be very pleased at our teamwork haha

BUA HA HA HA HA! We got her now!

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Er me, your blanket (i.e Matt) and Betsabe are all in on trying to get u to attend the Sep.26 gig Eli!

Sooooooo without further adieu...

DON'T FORGET TO BUY YOUR TICKET FOR THE 26TH WOMAN!!!! :D

Well I think you get the point!

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Ewww summer! I like the cold better!

Hahaha and a crappy profile song sounds just perfect!

Though you left me quite curious at to what song you might choose...

Hehe may I have a hint???

Hahaha I just saw your post Taylor! Hmmm really...chocolate covered Matt??? Sounds good!

Goood Nite Eli!!!!!!

Have sweet dreams about our Meergerms in fishnets and wigs... femininely pivoting his hips back and forth to Bad Romance!

Current Activity: Viewing Thread Muse LOLz 3 - Our Lolz will be Fowever <- This is you rite now!

GO TO SLEEP WOMAN! Don't listen to the lolz thread...she's a skank anyway!

You could do waaaaay better...run to your fuzzy blanked and fondle with it instead!

He's waiting for you on your BED and is starting to feel lonesome and unloved you know!

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So you've seen me singing along to those lyrics in my muse undies thru my window you say???

That's nice buuuut I think you left out the part about me uncontrollably violating my fuzzy blanket!

And YUS! YUS! <- I see how that might be enjoyable for a creeper such as yourself Eli!

Got to say you crack me up woman! Haha btw I can't believe we're up at this time!

I mean what type of normal people do that??? I'm worried...

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Yus yus I would very much enjoy som dombread and mattcheese and some chrisoup thank you!

But I just hope that you get them while they are fresh and hot woman or else!

And really...you've sung along with these lyrics before???

Haha ur such a nerd Eli! *is saying this as she is opening Neutron Star Collision on iTunes*

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Haha btw I see that you're a fan of Nutella too!

It's fucken OSSUM isn't it??? O.o Er I just had to join the group!

Well as much as I would like to take credit for Neutwon Cheese Collision...it's just Lolz Taylor

Have you gone to the Muse Lolz by any chance eh Matt luffer???

Neutwon Cheese Collision (My Love is for Cheddar)

I was hungry, Chris was on a mission

Then he went and told me that his favourite cheese was Edam

Now I’ve nothing left to lose

He took his time to choose

And I feel that I must tell it to the world that

My love is for cheddar

And we’ll dine, we’ll dine together

And brie, I say never

Cos my love is for cheddar!

The world is broken, halos fail to glisten

I told Dom to get cheddar but he refused to listen

And, I’m sure you’ll agree

As Chris and I both see

That honestly, brie is a gay cheese

Cos my love is for cheddar

And we’ll dine, we’ll dine together

And brie, I say never

Cos my love is for cheddar!

*guitar solo*

Now there’s nothing in the fridge

And we must cross that bridge

Cos there’s none left so we’ll eat mozzarella

But my love is for cheddar

And we’ll dine, we’ll dine together

And brie, I say never

Cos my love is for cheddar!

*piano outro*

Here's a little present for my brand new Muse buddy!

Hmmmm you could almost say that your love is foreeeeeeeeeeeeeeever no???

And hehe helloooooo Taylor! I'm Claudia! Nice to meet you!

Soooooo you gotta tell me...which one of these 3 fine gentlemen would you choose eh??

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Neutwon Cheese Collision (My Love is for Cheddar)

I was hungry, Chris was on a mission

Then he went and told me that his favourite cheese was Edam

Now I’ve nothing left to lose

He took his time to choose

And I feel that I must tell it to the world that

My love is for cheddar

And we’ll dine, we’ll dine together

And brie, I say never

Cos my love is for cheddar!

The world is broken, halos fail to glisten

I told Dom to get cheddar but he refused to listen

And, I’m sure you’ll agree

As Chris and I both see

That honestly, brie is a gay cheese

Cos my love is for cheddar

And we’ll dine, we’ll dine together

And brie, I say never

Cos my love is for cheddar!

*guitar solo*

Now there’s nothing in the fridge

And we must cross that bridge

Cos there’s none left so we’ll eat mozzarella

But my love is for cheddar

And we’ll dine, we’ll dine together

And brie, I say never

Cos my love is for cheddar!

*piano outro*

Haha you should play this at your gigs Mr.Deadstar 78!

Oh and before I forget...what's your name dear???

Hahahaha you're sick! But I like it!

Hmmm buuuuuut how about if Matt/Dom/(er Chris?) asked you what would you do then???

Neutwon Cheese Collision (My Love is for Cheddar)

I was hungry, Chris was on a mission

Then he went and told me that his favourite cheese was Edam

Now I’ve nothing left to lose

He took his time to choose

And I feel that I must tell it to the world that

My love is for cheddar

And we’ll dine, we’ll dine together

And brie, I say never

Cos my love is for cheddar!

The world is broken, halos fail to glisten

I told Dom to get cheddar but he refused to listen

And, I’m sure you’ll agree

As Chris and I both see

That honestly, brie is a gay cheese

Cos my love is for cheddar

And we’ll dine, we’ll dine together

And brie, I say never

Cos my love is for cheddar!

*guitar solo*

Now there’s nothing in the fridge

And we must cross that bridge

Cos there’s none left so we’ll eat mozzarella

But my love is for cheddar

And we’ll dine, we’ll dine together

And brie, I say never

Cos my love is for cheddar!

*piano outro*

Here I left you a little present woman! Oh Lolz what would we do without you?

Neutwon Cheese Collision (My Love is for Cheddar)

I was hungry, Chris was on a mission

Then he went and told me that his favourite cheese was Edam

Now I’ve nothing left to lose

He took his time to choose

And I feel that I must tell it to the world that

My love is for cheddar

And we’ll dine, we’ll dine together

And brie, I say never

Cos my love is for cheddar!

The world is broken, halos fail to glisten

I told Dom to get cheddar but he refused to listen

And, I’m sure you’ll agree

As Chris and I both see

That honestly, brie is a gay cheese

Cos my love is for cheddar

And we’ll dine, we’ll dine together

And brie, I say never

Cos my love is for cheddar!

*guitar solo*

Now there’s nothing in the fridge

And we must cross that bridge

Cos there’s none left so we’ll eat mozzarella

But my love is for cheddar

And we’ll dine, we’ll dine together

And brie, I say never

Cos my love is for cheddar!

*piano outro*

Here I left you a little present my awesome Muse Buddy!

Goodness woman! Get your mind of the gutter will ya!

Er I'm scared! This reminds me of Darkshines wen it says: And your innocence I will consume!

No jk I'm actually really excited...I don't think that I will be able to sleep tonite!

Coz I will be awaken by very strange and disturbing HAARP dreams tonight haha

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Donde esta tu conejo Dominic amiga???

Creo que se comio tu pastel...ahhhhh y Matt y Bear estaban adentro de el! :'(

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Well hello there new friend! *even bigger grin*

I just wanted to add you as a friend because you seem very wise and interesting

So tell me how are you on this fine day???

Oh woman sorry for the late reply! I was just too busy whispering sweet nothings to both Matt Bellamy aaaaand Smith haha No jk I wish! I just haven't been feeling very well lately :/

And yeah 4:30ish sounds good! I can't wait for the devirginization of my brains!

Hmmm and about my mom...no worries young lass for you can just call my lil sister instead!

I'll just PM you the number kk?? .

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FELIZ CUMPLEANOS NANI!!!!!!!!!

<3 <3 <3

Chase! Your page is slowly becoming a gay rainbow!

Haha reckon Dom would be pwoud!

Ugh yes marriage and kids (er especially kids) make me shudder!

But wait! Let's say someone proposes to you...what are you going to do???