Yo, homedawg! Hope you're all good, has been a while since I've heard from you properly

Yo, I can't be on MSN tonight school tomorrow, yo. PM ME. I'll reply tomorrow, I promise!

Yo, Jonnie, is the iOS4 thing for your iPod any good? Or have you not upgraded it?

Yo, when's your birthday?

yo?

Yolo.

yoooooooooooou!

You alright? It's unlike you to not reply on Facebook

You are nothing to me

You are referenced in my location

You available babycakes?

You bitch, MSN after your dinner, k.

You busy tonight?

You buy me a pasta maker then, bitch.

You called me a wanker when I helped. Wiggle, bitch.

You can do that all you like, I still want to be your friend

You can still talk to me here!

You changed your username! !

You clearly haven't seen me teach then

You could do this, yes. Too bad I'd have already told them not to give you my number in that situation

You could drag one of your other friends along? May be slightly awkward but I emphasise on awkward and use it to create great social settings

You didn't actually tell me in the slightest. All you said was "you'd be disappointed" and it's "nothing to worry [my] pretty little face about"...

You didn't even put it there :'(

You disappeared again

You dislike my ambidexterity? and FM is Football Manager.