Happy New Year!!

Thanks for the awesome artworks

Hope you have an awesome 2009 lol! x x =]

(numba tooo) Oooh pointless Twilight thread?! Wheaarr?! I loves it already haha! Why you be meanings, I hafta go looking for it now LOOOL omg Enrique quote ! That is awesomes! I canz be your hero baybeh?! Lol well if your Enrique quote holds any tr00f, looks like I'm not the only one with stalkery skillz haha.

Ah indeed, if it's not offensive..it's not funneh ! I do occassionally feel like a royal prick for laughing at the most inappropriate of fings, but I can't help it either..I think we're happy to bear that burden lol!

Ooh you're saving the 'bugger off' are ya? Whensa speshul moment?! Gimme a clue! plsss?.. Fine then!!

Ahh yes GTA is def my calling, any game that condones pigeon killing has my vote lol! Oh yeeeah I'm as non-violent as Gandhi.. the most peaceful terrorist you'll evaar meet (that's the biggest oxymoron everr lol)! *high 5* haha!!

Haha MUM/MOM pwnage! Aww puppy dweams! Maybe Jake's dreaming of being in a doggy marathon? Gold medals innit !

Yeeah I woz therr ! Took me fecking ages to get there and I didn't get home till 3am lol! But it was tres worth it to see Muse at V! Now even more so as we gots Dead Star! ... (here it comes)... WAHEYY!! hahaha! I'm lucky cos most Muse gigs I've been to have been televised in some way - Shepherd's Bush, both Wembley Stadium shows (HAARPing dvd!), V Fest! So I've got to see them in pro-shot too wooop! And if we Ever get a fecking Megalomania vid then I can add RAH to that pile too yaayz!

Wow that's a lorra food you couldn't put down lol! I feel yo payyn giiirrrl haha! Wow am I your onlee fan? *feels speshul* Well I do have all your books, I especially love that one you wrote about the vampyr peoples, what wa it called again.. Daylight? Starlight? Night-light?! .. OHH wait it's Twaiiilight!! Oopsies.. wrong Stephanie! ... mai bad!!

Yeah lol with all our ridicuously lengthy posts combined we'd have the longest epic mofo novel in the history of the universe! Bloody word length is is preventing us from living our dream But I def don't mind at all, it's the most fun I've ever had writing long essays, an trust me as an English student I've written a looooot of those haha! Ohh an thank ye for your address, it'll sure make stalking you.. er .. I mean sending you the mug easier Dw when I've sent it I'll walk you through the paypal stuffs, it's straightforward enough hehe.

But yaa, fankoo, hope your New Year's is great too, got any plans for tonight? Well, I'll talk to ya in 2009 lol! In fact, one of my new year's resolutions is to stalk/terrorise you more mwuahaha ..ahem.. just kidding (sort of ) Oh and yeah fuck being politically correct, you're not my lesbo 'life partner' or even 'wife' .. you're ma 'ho' hahaha JKS!! <3 you really!

PS - WAHEEEYYYY!!!!!

Hey wifey! Soz for the lateness, ma fever managed to get worse =[.. oddly enough it happened after I used teh laptop! I've been in pjs and bed for like 2 days lol. I knooows sick on Christfeckingmuse! And it's noo yaar tonight, was supposed to go stand around in the freezingz cold an watch teh fireworks in Londres with friends but my 'rents are all up in ma grill telling me not to go.. 'You'll get pneumonia and die' etc blah (I thought I was the hypochondriac lol!) Speaking of pneumonia.. woah you had it on Christmuse before!? That sucketh! WAHEY you are LE sorry! Your use of my weirdo lingo makes me le happy I am partly better now thanks, still feel weak as a baby, srsly if you poke me I think I'd bruise lol..so pls don't poke me kthx!.. and lol, no amount of illnessesessss will keep me from typing a 2-PAGE LONG ESSAY.. I haz immense ramblage skillz.. WAHEY!!!1!!11234

Pfft working out is for healthy people I refuse to acknowledge such insanity! Lol yeah holidays are tiring tards! We attempted our first pwopa Christmas meal this year..it kinda flopped.. LOL! But ahh well!

Yup, the sticker's yours ! I dun care how bad it makes you feel, I'll be the santa terrorist this year, handing out bombs and stickers a-plenty! Lol is this our first lovers' quarrel?!..over a sticker!! Are you gonna make me sleep on ze 'couch'?!!1! lol. Just take the damn sticker before I shove it up.. err.. I mean, please accept my lame xmas gift to you it's not even really a gift cos you were supposed to get one with your mug anyways lol! Honestly though, I want you to have it, I told you they've taken the fecking piss long enough and plus, you agreed to sign my copy of your greek tragedy so it's win-win innit! =P And, I've already wrapped it now so no going back. In fact I wrapped it thoroughly, mostly so that it's well packaged and can't get damaged, and partly so it's harder for you to open mwahaha !

Lol I've never seen a real keg in me life.. we don't have that sort of thing here..you just buy booze by the bottle/can/lick it off the floor haha..srsly, that's how much of an alcoholic nation we are in the youkayyy! I plan on proving that point tonight by getting trashed off me face whilst watching all the colours erupt in ze sky lol! My excuse is it'll keep me warm and kill some of the germs in ma system haha (just dun tell the medievals..I mean parents..they still think I'm an innocent child..oh hao naive they be! hahaha!) And yeah you know you're prob under surveillance for even knowing me ... lol that's actually happened to us..srsly! Don't freak out!! we don't know any real terrorists or anything lol, but my dad is a translator and works with the police for 'high profile' cases, so it's part of his contract/procedure to be monitored, including his familia lol! And knowing that I'm a weirdo, he told me not to say any funny stuff on the phone, even if it's a joke lol! I never get to have any funz !

Anywee, ahh your poster.. well as an eBay eXpert, I say you should message the dude just to ask if/when he posted it to you. Understandably it'll take longer as it's a) shipping abroad b) Christmas crappy week so there'll be a bit of a delay, but it's always best to check anyways. That's what I'd do. You should do the same with that weird person who's sending you a Muse mug, she seems a lil dodgy..I'd hunt her down if I were you (lol)

ARRGHTGHEI")$*") Don't get me started on all that Warner bollocks! I'll seriously rant as much as the Glastonbury blasphemy lol. They're such fucking Wankers honestly, wtf is the point! If it was just official videos I wouldn't care so much, but Interviews?! Fan-made videos?! Live stuff?! Forfuckssake, I didn't know they owned rights to Muse's souls! Le fecking sigh! I am le sad too...

HAhahaha 'parentingFAIL pwnage FTW' indeeeeed! I don't think I could actually say 'pwnd' to my 'rents.. they have a hard enough time understanding the crap that comes outta my mouf lol! They'd be like 'what? Porn?! What do you know about porn!?!! OMG we raised a perverted child!' haha

OMG Osaka Jaaammmmm ftw! That'd be fecking Win! WAHEY haha!! Don't worry I'm loving your hyperness over WAHEY!! It's only partially annoying .. JK! WAHEY jokes!!

Well hallooo der

Sorry for late reply, I've been ill so couldn't check out the forums for 11 hours straight like I usually do hehe

How be yoo?!

Heyy! How was your Christmas? Hope ya had a good one!

Ohh did I tell you, I finally got Shreddies and tried out your microwave suggestion! Twas yum!

You're certainly a Shreddies expert lol.

Tc x x =]

(post #2 is heaarrr)

Yeah exactly, I'm sarcastic 99% of the time which is difficult when No One else seems to get it lol! OMFGZ LOL! Ahahah that Jew joke is awesome! I Lol'd hard, then I felt really bad, then I lol'd some more haha! Brill!

YES, tis indeed Refreshinggg chatting to you! That's the word!.. you always pick the right word lol! Well, tis mutual ma dear, tis very refreshing knowing I can say whatevs to you too and you won't be like 'omg I h8 you/wtf you weirdo/*cries emo tears*/*runs a mile* etc. and dw it doesn't feel like homework reading your posts, it's the opposite, tis funz;) ! Plus you're actually interesting which makes a nice change from the 600+ other ppl I've attempted conversation with in the past lol! I know I have a tendency to waffle so same goes, you don't have to read through my entire essays to you either, I'm surprised you manage to get through it.. and I'm still waiting for you to tell me to 'bugger off' *waits* haha!

Ahh tis a shame you can't shoot those damn birds anymore. OHH but I found another way to do it..my cousin has GTA on his PS3 and there's a 'task' or something where you have to go around killing all the pigeons in the city!! And they call them 'flying rats' too! How fucking cool is that..it's like that game was made for me haha! So he let me kill a couple (hundred) of them.. my sadistic side really came out mwhahaha.. take That you evil winged brutes! ahem, yes I'll try to calm down now...but it was incredibly fun being a pigeon assassin/terrorist/racist etc blah! YARRH!

Lol 'Glastonbury blasphemy' indeed.. Warner will burn in hell for their sins! And ahh yeah I watched Hulla disc 2 on xmas eve and lol'd my arse off the whole time! It never gets old! They're pwopa (fish)tards sometimes hehe! But it's def the best thing to watch if you want to sitthefuckdown and have a good laff =P!

LOL wha?! What's a Mom?! I dun have a MOM! I have a Mum! Yeah, thas right, m-U-m, get it right!! (ooh that was a Brit-burn, they're twice the pain of your average burn...you need some Savlon for that?) You on the other hand do have a Mom..why don't I jus go an pay her a lil visit? muwahahaha Shouldn't mess with a terrorrahrizt white girl! And shouldn't you be laying off the cheezburgers lardass? I mean Moose..er.. I mean.. what was your name again? lolcats.. I mean lol!

Aw nice name! Hehe yeah Jake looks pissed at you for dressing him up..but if it's any consolation, he makes a cool clown! Haha no I didn't befriend the other Stephanie Klein, I just apologised to her for sending her a friend request meant for you lol. I dun think she was too happy bout that but whatevs. I obv befriended the right SK then hehe !

And hell yeeahh I gots teh Muse xmas prezzies!!!! they're fecking wicked! Especially cos I was there at V that night for that performance so wooo! And the screensaver is fricken ace! I was scared by the Blair Witchyness of it at first but it's still tres cool! But i wantz saownd!

Lol phew I wasn't sure how you'd react to that book! I was/still am freaked out that it came up in my search..thought I'd stepped into a parallel universe for a mo! But I'm glad you enjoyed it haha. LOL ah so it was your fat camp story after all. I might give it a read and find out about your 'greek tragedy'.. Oooh and seeing as I know the author, will you sign my copy plssss?!?!?! Fankoo! =D

Well, I did it again, harping on and on (soz, HAARPing) until I end up getting to 3 posts lol! But thank ye for getting this far, it must have been a tiresome journey, I congratulate theethythou! And I'm sure I'll speak to you before then, but just in case, hope ya have a Happy Noo Yarr! Much loves xxx =]

Well Haalloooo there ma muser lesbo life partner .... lol! How'reya? Very sorry I haven't been able to stalk/terrorise/reply to you in a lil while.. tis a long story. What was that? You want to hear the long story?! OKAY! haha.. Basically, I haz no been wellz ! I got a bitofa fever after I worked 8am-8pm the other day (12 fecking hours!!) and so my parents decided to ban me from using ma laptop (told you I get treated like a bloody 5 year old *le sigh*)! So I've had MAYJOR withdrawal sypmtoms.. I was like 'I need an internet patch on my arm or something! You can't cut me off cold turkey!"!!")>!!)"$ J")3i1) Wherez mai lawyer!!!)$*%! *faints dramatically* hehe! But iz back nao.. Didjoo miss me?! Whaddya mean 'no'?! :'( (okay so that was more like a short story lol)

Anyways whilst I was dying of a fever/internet syndromes guess what I did to pass the time? Ohhh yes!! I BUSTED out my N64!!1!! I got my old games out an went nutz for a day haha. I majorly sucked but I blame my being ill! It was awesome though, I recommend you do the same! Man I <3 that console!

Anyhoo, didja have a good Christmuse? Hope so! Mine was cool, but I didn't eat til puking-point so I'm not impressed with maself lol! Hehe yeah I'm tres happy with teh mugs! And yes, I am majorly retarded when it comes to Muse and their stuffs so looks like I may just have to go ahead wif my gay plan of buying another one lol

OH and btw your sticker hasn't arrived yet..what a bloody surprise ! So I've decided, if it doesn't get here by tomorrow I'm just going to give you my sticker and send it off! You've waited long enough and they've taken the piss long enough..at this rate you won't get the damn thing until next Christmas lol! Consider it my (very small/pathetic) xmas gift.. 'oh gee waoo a stkr!' lol. Plus I already have a coupla Muse stickers in diff colours lolloser.

Woohoo haows partaay! Ermm.. not sure I'll be able to get a keg past customs, let alone on the plane lol! Plus, they'd take one look at my 'birthplace' on my passport and think I have an over-sized grenade instead of a keg and lock me awayz But yeah, I'm excited for you! You'll get to live close to home but not at home so it's back to freedom yaay haha! Ahh yes, parents, can't live with em..... That's it. lol just kidding =P

Cool yeaaah, pls do show pics of your awesome new (born) poster when you get it..bet it's so big it won't fit in one shot haha! And lol bless, I didn't realise even 'wahey' is unfamiliar to you Yanks ! Yep it pretty much means 'woohoo' lol. WAHEY you learnt a new word! =D /end patronising speak!

Yup yup I hear you..my 'rents have their little grumbles about my Muse obsession too, but same, they can't say anything 'cos I'm paying for it all. They're like 'it's a waste of money' and I'm like, 'correction; it's a waste of MY money' ..pwnd! lol

Woahh I canz b groopy?! I'll def be your piano groupie if you help me wake my deaf neighbours up wit that awesome plan of yours..too right drums are meant to be LOUD as hell (and they are hehe!) ..we'll just wait till my old dying neighbours have gone to bed (which is probably around 4pm knowing them!) then we ROCK TEH FOOK OUT!! I'll bash the fuck out of ma drumz an you can have a go on that bass.. it'll be awesome!They might even have heart attacks or 'become black' from the shock hahaha. lol racial comments ftw!

Yeah Ed Norton's wicked! And ahh Pan's is soo amazing! I love how dark and creepy it is and the whole fine line between illusion and reality thing was soo well done, Guillermo del Toro is now my hero after that lol. And yeah her stepdad was indeed a limp dick ! Haha yes, we do use the word underwear. Well girls' underwear is called knickers. Guys' is just briefs/boxers. But we also say pants as underwear generally..lol dunno why undies are so confusing over here! Yeah my trouser collection is embarrassingly huge now lol. I'll let you know when I update pics, really can't be arsed atm lol. Yaaayy you accepted mi proposalsls!! OMGZ WAO we're muser lesbinims now!?! Wicked!! *high 5* lol.. Whensa wedding?!

Lol see, you canny escape me! I'll know the second you change your account mwahaha ! And lol yeah I simply had to shout out GAY.. the film had it coming! Glad you agree cos I don't think many of the 13 year olds were amused by that lol! Aww my love for you grows daily too haha /lezzer!

Heya! Yeah I saw the Dead Star vid, and the screensaver...brilliant aren't they?!

How've you been?

By the way soz forgot to comment on your RBS remix....it's wicked! You're very good at remixes, keep it up !

take care, talk to ya soon!

Merry Christmas!

(sorry it's a little late) lol

Me too!!

Took for fecking ages to get the email....so I just cheated and downloaded it from the main website (there's a green prezzie there too!) Did you get the screensaver as well? It's friggin cool! A bit scary to begin with, but still wicked

Thanks, yeah I like the final list at last lol. I was slightly torn whether to put MC above CE but I think I'll just leave it how it is for now.

How's everything?

(Yeah, so I don't think we'll see the days of 1-post messages for a lil while..lol!)

Anyway, ZOMG finally someone who gets my bird/pigeon hatred/fear!They're just yuck..and they're always flapping about in my face the pieces of crap on a stick!AHH YEESS you're totally awesome for shooting birds with your gun:D lol! Seriously I bow to you for that*bows*! (And I'm kinda sad that they weren't real bullets:ninja:..lol!)I also wish I could do that now without getting arrested!

Feck Yeah, ANYTHING you want to know bout Muse, I’m your musewiki source lol! my obsession is,err, a little too much at times. In fact, I occasionally wonder if anyone is as much of a Muse freak as I am..I barely listen to/do anything that doesn't involve Muse.It's very retarded at times, and I prob need help/a life but hey, gotta have at least one unhealthy, bordering-on-dangerous obsession with something ;] lol! INORITE! I was and still am soooo majorly pissed off that there was no inclusion of SS @ Glasto:mad: (yeah Dom's dad died after..Dom said it was simultaneously the best and worst night of his life at the time:( poor dear!) EXACTLY,I would have done the unspeakable to have been there (and that's saying a lot coming from a terrarrhrizt!) Yeah, y'kno, it's not wise for me to continue either cos I could rant on and on until next friggin' Christmuse over the epic fayul of that part of the DVD:noey:..but Anyhoo, Hulla on the other hand is luverly!=D Yeahh young Muse are teh sex, definitely lovin' their energy and the whole Le Zenith show was just wicked! I still don't get why the Japanese version has Darkshines and everyone else's doesn't..what makes them so speshul:phu:!

I r well offendedings, I shall never speak to you again..and you're sooo not worthy of my suicide bomb, I'll just blow something else up:p Jk! I know you're only kidding, (and SO AM I in case anyone else is reading this and reports me to the feds!) you can't offend me, honestly, it's jus too funny!=P

Oh btw, I did add the wrong you LOL!..what a tard!I finally found the real you on FB though(which you already know by now) OHH and might I add, the pic with you&your dog is so sweet! He's a very cool dog indeedy!Whashis name?

Look at that, my epic tale has come to an end..and I'd say it's considerably less depressing than a greek tragedy, but also a lot more racist lol!! Dw I'm not dead either..that's tomorrow, when I eat so much that I just burst inamillion pieces hehe. K well I'm fynallee gonna leave you in peace, hope you're having a brill Christmuse, &dun forget to get some supplies for that house party !talk to ya laterz x =]

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PS: HOLYSHIZZLE!! I was pissing around on Google, and decided to look up Greek tragedies since I was raving on about them (loserlol), and guess what I found: whattheFuckery! Look to the left hand column..a book, in your name, called Moose! as in, teh Mooze! ARQ($R IWF#*(!!) Soz I got totallyfuckingfreaked by that haha. and by the fact that it came up during a 'greek tragedy' search! WTF lol.(Oh and LOL it’s about fat camp..so I figured no way was it written by you:p (..iz compliment, plz dun be offendings! Honestly soz, I'm just being a tard again, I'm sure you've learnt to ignore it by now) Anyways, I’ll try to calm down and bugger off, but I had to share that 'cos liek woah!lol. Consider me officially gone (for nowz…. haha!)

Top o' tha (Christmas) marnin' to ya! (dunno why I felt like being Irish lol!) Haha I was WELL excited to read your Odyssey tale..certainly more interesting than the original lol! Oh and yyyeeeawooo at your hyperness last post xD!dunnoz if I'm influencing you but tis wicked! I'm actually in an insanely hyper mood too right now,can't seem to sit still as I type lol so apologeez muchly for the buckets of insanity I iz throwing at you! and for the length of this post too..you might get through a greek tragedy quicker! ahh shut me upp!lol

WOOP high 5 indeed! I finally got pics of the mug set....so here tis: yeaah! do you seee?seee the stickerr! lol, I was pretty damn excited when I saw it! I can't bring maself to use them (me=loser) srsly, I just want to stare at them all day instead haha. I might have to be uber sad and buy an individual one that I will use whilst these go in the display only section lol.*le siiggh at my gayness!*........you wanna forget your terrorist friend was evar alivez?!:'( *straps on suicide bombz*..LOL oh dear, I'm soo gonna get arrested for political incorrectness or something haha!

WOO that's so freaking cool!!You get to lives in their house for 3 months?! I smell a house party!! ;] Can I come?! It's only like..an 11 hour plane journey or something, no big deal ! And dw, if we break anything, just blame..the er, dog? lol. But wow that's awesome that you get to have your own space for so long! My parents would never let me do that..you think you're mum's old fashioned, my 'rents are flippin' medieval! lol..no offense to them or anything, much loveses but they still have all these 'rules' an shit and I'm like 'wha?? I'm 21 dudes!' ahh well lol!

YAY YOU GOTS TEH POSTERER!! HIGH FRIGGIN' 5! =D lol. Ah seriously though, I'm so glad you got it! And yaay my advice worked haha..that's the only way I can buy any Muse stuffs I desperately want on eBay..meaning I end up broke fairly quickly..typical!but who cares, you won it during the struggle (haha there it is again!And I was tres pwoud of your lyric ref too!) Do you have enough space on your wall to hang it up haha?=P

Wahey..Muse-live sluts FTW lol! Yeah my mum constantly:rolleyes: at me when I mention Muse..which is most seconds of the day haha! She also gets annoyed with all the stuff I buy! She was like 'why do you need 4 mugs?!' And I was like 'they're different colours!duh!' lol! Which prompted her to do this some more:rolleyes: haha okay I'll shut up about my family bickering now lol!

Cool well do keep up the piano playing..sounds like you're on your way to pro status..ooh& learning the whole song would be WIN! DO EET!=D I wish I had more time to drum/my neighbours were all deaf lol! Well, they kind of are, I'm srsly surrounded by old,partially deaf people in my area haha. But the drumz are soo damn loud, I need to buy some silencers but they just muffle the sound and wouldn't have the same feel to it..so I'll milk it til one of them calls the police about the crazy noise lol.And yeaah badass indeed:\mm/:

Ohh HELL yeah, 007 was awesome!I loved shooting the shit out of people (..see, told you I wasn't violent!) Lol yeah, twas a monumental moment beating Zelda for us too, I felt like I'd achieved something meaningful in life haha (srsly I did..lol)

Exactly! Everyone I talk to about it is like 'yeah it's okay, but too gory.But ooh Brad is soo good' etc blah*hangs self*! It's just so dark&creepy&Brilliant! And I love gory stuff haha! Ahh yes Fight Club is wicked! I <3 Ed Norton after seeing that film..he's such a nutter! Lol YAAY! Fank yew muchly, took me aages to get myspaz to look like that haha! Do you think there's enough Muse on there =P?lol! And YEEah I love Pans Labyrinth to death<3! It's so haunting and wowyy!lol.Haha thanks @the trousers (that's another difference..you guys say pants, which means underwear over here lol. We say trousers, which just sounds gay/lezzie,but meh). They've actually increased since then haha..I need to update it/take more pics (WOW I'm sad!). Oh and gee thanks:$ v sweet of you..I checked out your pics on here after you mentioned your FB profile pic and WOOOOAHHH:eek: you're hot! [/lezbinim]lol! Let's get mawwied on teh luv boatz! hahaha oh dear!I've officially lost the plot. It's okay, I know you've already planned to delete your account on here &log on with a diff username/identity/witness protection kinda deal..I understand!(But honestly, you're vewy pretty =])

Ahh I'm trying desperately to erase all memory of that horrific film, but it just keeps creeping back into my mind! Visions of retarded teens/cheesy lines/homo vamps haha! But honestly, it was worse than my lowest expectation of it! I went into the cinema thinking 'this'll be shite’ but it was Incredibly shite! Best part was when I shouted out ‘GAY’ at the end lol! I had to!!

Oh srsly now, you're freaking me out with how alike we are!! That's exactly how I am (the guy's mind in a girl's body, but not a gay guy, but a straight girl thing that you said..it Did make sense to me lol!)I don't get offended at Anything either &am V odd!..in fact, I'm usually the one doing the offending haha (not something to be proud of I guess but tis funny!) Some ppl are like 'wtf?!' when I say this shit, but I know you're not one of them anyways seeing as we've had all this terrorist banter haha. But I can't help it..everything is a retarded gay lesbian racist terrorist in my mind =P!Glad you find it hilarious too! In fact, I've got a racialist joke for you (racist to myself so tis okayhaha) What do you call an Arab that's not implicated in fundamentalist/terrorist activity?

(I just made that up..ohmydays I need duct tape on my mouth..well,er, hands as I'm typing not talking.OH whatevs!!

Hey Obi! Hows you doing?

Excited for Christmas?!

Hehe, yeah my list is on here, lemme get you the link *searches*:

K here tis: My muse top 12

How comes you want it =P?

OH and in case I don't get to say it on the day Merry Christmuse!

Hey Sammeh

Yay you came back lol! Well you seemed to navigate onto my profile/comments page well enough so congrats ! Is Muselive up again? I haven't been on in a coupla days, but I'll be back on tonight to bug ya

Anyways tc, talk to ya laters xx lol

(cont....)OH, and to top it all off, I got attacked by a pigeon the same day :(btw, Anyone who knows me will tell you that I absolutely Hate/loath/fear/despise/omgzahhwanttodestoyz the crap out of pigeons (and birds in general)*shudder*! They're just evil! AND they're Grey!! Whattheheck is up with that!? Ahh, I am so unfortunate to live in the one city that is infested with these rats with wings! They're always chasing me, I swear they can smell the fear (I sound like I’ve escaped from a mental asylum again, I know !). Plus I always make a heeooj fool of myself in the street dodging and ducking from the feathered freaks..lol, sorry, it's pathetic I know, but I can't help having a demented phobia lol!

Anyways, lol..yup, I'm that obsessive, I could recite each DVD play-by-play if you like =P ..but I won't dw! And yes, I have Abso DVD..I have everything Muse have ever officially released (incl. BH&R 4 times, Abso 3 times, OoS 3 times.Showbiz twice..lol don't ask!) Anyways, this is another one for me to rant about..I def prefer Hulla to the Abso DVD for one main reason: Abso completely left out what was, imo, one of the best live performances Ever! Not just by Muse, but like, ever! Stockholm Syndrome @ Glasto 04!..What the flying f*ck is that about!?!?! There was just NO reason not to include it.The one from Earls Court was included, which is also amazing, but they decided to cut off the best bit..the 5minute outro! Again..the fuck!??(sorry, do excuse me, you caught me in a major ramblage mood, Twilight+stupidity of Abso DVD = very me!)Anyways lol, don't get me started, I could write an entire volume of novels based on these two issues haha!

Hehe, it's all good, I know you're avoiding me really (jk =P) I don't mind..in fact, it's a good thing..as a professional terrorist, it's my job to scare you off, &also to ‘terrorise’ you through incessant, highly, ridiculously annoying spamming..so job well done to me lol !

Exactly..I thought I was the only one who hates FB! I never use it, and out of the like 200 ‘friends’ I have, I only know/speak to like 5 of them lol. I was gonna delete my account too but I thought I'd just ignore it instead.Myspace is much better because you can personalise your page, and they don't all look exactly the same and it's just less formal/more fun &you can add anyone. Plus teh Mooze are on there haha!I added you on FB btw..well, at least I think it was you lol. Do you know how many other Stephanie Klein's there are?! A lot lol!Twas tough to find you..if it's not you I've harrassed some other poor soul hahaha!

K well, I dun have your skillz so this dragged onto 2 posts , and I'm sorry it was such an angry/(even more) retarded/werido novel this time around, but I blame the Twilight/Abso rambles, they're very sensitive issues for me And this bathroom business is a lez too, xmas is soo not the time to have all this crap happen at once but hey, I promise to be more cheery in future& not bombard you with nonsense every time I write something hehe. Hope you have the bestest Christmas/muse ever! To make up for being..strange hehe, here's some xmas cheer to brighten things up a bit lol. Have a good morning/noon/night/dawn/dusk (okay I’ll stop now!) Talk to ya sooney <3 x =]

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EDIT: Fudginghell that was looooooooong. If you get this far, have a cookie as a reward. If you get this far without the urge to commit suicide, have 4! LOTR has some stiff competition with the amount I write haha! (soz..it's a sickness )

Yello! (not the colour, just saying hi in a gay way!) Ready for another novel?! Lol. I was hoping not to ramble at you for so long this time, but have much to say since we last spoke lol. Anywee, before I start, just want to apologise in advance if this post doesn’t exactly scream ‘YAYNESS with flowers on top!’ .. well, I dunno that the others did that either lol, but still, having more tardy/stressful days this xmas so I’m quite ‘meh’ at the mo..sorry:(. First off: YES, you are indeed awesome! a) for managing to fit what you wrote into just 1 post b) y'kno, just generally speaking, you is cool! lol:p! And +1, tons of stuff you wrote I was like 'Zomg wtf woaah she can read my mindz!!' haha.

Oh btw I finally got ma friggin set today!!!!with--wait for it--a Mooze Sticker!!zomg! Got pictures an everything (I'll post them laters, can't find the USB atm!) Your individual sticker hasn't arrived yet but I'm sure it'll be here soon! If it's not here before xmas I'm gonna go shmental on their arses! Anyway so yeah, nearly there..mug stuff is 75% complete lol!

So are you unpacked by now? Hope you're all settled in! Now all you'll have to stress about is Christmuse..is onlee 3 dayz awayz!wooop! Well, glad you're feeling better about your situation, tis good that you're not too far from friends, and here's some early good luck wishes for your new school: gooodluckings!..er,lol!

Tis indeed a logical/rational way of thinking about money so long as it removes all guilt lol! And you're not pathetic for wanting a poster..trust me you're talking to the queen of pathetic-ness *wears crown wif pride* haha..I was willing to freak out over a Muse sticker lol:rolleyes: Anyways, has the bid ended on le poster? Hope you get/got it and destroyed the (spineless) rival bidders! [/lyric reference] haha

Lol I knew my coke+tea comment might have had drug-related connotations, but I thought I'd leave you to assume that I was a crack addict for a lil while hehe ! And lol 'pop', I didn't know what you were on about for a second..we don't know of 'pop' or 'soda' or 'soda pop' haha..it's just fizzy/soft drinks here (you can add that to the UK/US word pile!) And yaay about your ML virginity..you're bound to become a Muse-live slut like me soon enough.. haha JOKES!=D

Ooh SD piano is yum!great that you're learning it!! And lawl, thanks muchly, but safe to say Adam is better than me (and most other ppl) at Muse drumming! C’mon, you know which Spidey suit, the one I wore to..oh ahh, I mean, err, I dunno what spidey suit either..never seen one:shifty:

Gahh me too, I seriously want to get my N64 out of the garage and bust out the old games!I loved playing 007 and Mortal Kombat too (I iznot violent..honest..=P!) Zelda took me(no joke) like 3 years to complete hahaha..And that was on my sister's account..my one is still incomplete LOL..it's like the longest (yet coolest) game in the world! Funny thing is, even though my sis was ahead of me in the game, I always had more points than her..I think it had something to do with the fact that I named my character Link and she just used her real name lol..they favoured my coolness no doubt! Lol Geek/Dork-dom forevaah!

NO WAI! Se7en is one of my all time fave films too!!!! !Srsly..Muse, movies, gaming..if you were a guy I'd have proposed to you by now ..k..er, maybe not :$lol!But fo real, I've always had an obsession with that film, got pics on my myspaz and everything lol..in fact, here's the link, maybe you'll find several other things we have in common there too lulz:myspaz.

And yeaah, the Scream movies are pure comedy, that's what I was talking about when I said 'slasher' horror films that are just hilariously crap.Others that crack me up=I Know What You Did Last Summer, Nightmare on Elm Street, Halloween H2O haha, they're just fun lol. And soo glad you agree about horror films in general, we are tres wise lol!

OHH here's the part where I rant. Guess why?..I saw Twilight. Oh.:stunned:My.:stunned:Gawd.

There is one thing that sums up this film and the whole experience of watching it absolutely perfectly:

. I really don't know where to begin..whether to laugh, cry, kill myself, kill someone else, kill the actors, generally kill stuff. It was, in a word, Painful! My friend was cringing into my arm the whole time, I kept saying 'ohforfuckssake' at every gay scene (which was pretty much every scene!) and I contemplated walking out at least 3 times! Ohh the shame that Meyer chick has brought onto Musers lol. Seriously though, it was horrible! NO ONE had a fecking clue how to act, the scenes between the guy&girl were so horribly awkward and mumbly..and ugh!it was mostly just funny, a bit like the films I listed above, but too shite to be worthy of anything but my wrath haha. Anyways, so yeah, I see where you're coming from now. You were right, the only semi-decent scene was the baseball bit (I'm unsure about the inclusion of SMBH, it didn't seem to..fit imo.Well it sort of did, and was sort of cool, but mostly I was like 'wtf?!..don't include Muse in this Shite!')And I also enjoyed the violence near the end where the other vamp dude breaks the girl's leg..lol, it all made me pretty damn violent! Well, it's over now I guess, but I really wish I hadn't paid to be tortured so ruthlessly for 2bloody hours!*le sigh* What a lesbian of a film! (soz I say ‘lesbian’ as an insult instead of ‘gay’ a lot..it just sounds better haha. I also say everything is ‘racist’ for no reason lol!Just giving you a heads-up in case you're like 'oooh kaaayy then'..I can’t justify my weirdnesseses lol!=P)

Happy Birfday! x

Cut-off point arrived so here's the rest of le spam lol :

Oh and yeah I love Helena -howeveryouspellit- Carter too lol. She was brill in Sweeny Todd, she always plays the kooky/spaced out/freaky characters which seems to suit her well.. and Johnny too!

Haha nice theory! Don't worry though, HP would K.O. Twilight in a street-fighter-esque match anyday! Everyone knows Wizards > Vampires+squealygirlys

Dom says the 'mobyle' thing on HAARP just before Soldier's Poem.. I know because I wrote the 'speech' section of the Wembley shows on musewiki Lol! And because I watch it too much obv hehe.

Yeah we have quite a diversity of accents over here depending on which part of the country you're from.. everything that's not a London accent sounds weird to me lol. But I've always wondered if American accents are as varied as they are here? I mean, I know there's Jersey/NY dialects, and Texas twangs and Canadian ayyyy's (lol I know that last one's not technically America), but do the rest sound very different? I'm such a US n00b haha!

Oh don't you worry I know exactly what you're on about with the wonders of sleep lol.. it's just soo important to everything..and everyone! I realised if I haven't slept enough I feel so bleeughh for the rest of the day, like I can't DO anything from being v lethargic etc. and it's relative to everybody which is weird but cool but . lol

Wahey I don't have to act all 'normal' when talking to you woo!.. it would have been very hard to maintain in any case ! Well I'm glad my 'little quirks' haven't had you running for the hills (yet) haha.. ! Oh and dw, I'm sure we'll both be busy over the next couple of weeks what with my bathroom dilemmas etc and your family/xmas/avoiding me time !

OHH but one last thing I wanted to ask you.. do you have a Facebook/Myspace etc account? I'm in the process of adding Musey buddies lol.. not sure why as I barely use FB, and myspaz is only occassionally, but meh thought I'd ask anyways.. if you don't mind that is.

Well, have a lurvely day or two or four! Lots of love + shiny stuff! xx

Allo Steph! Back for more spammage as usual! Lol yes the bastards didn't let me post the rest of my message either last time but I 'tardedly (?!) kept cutting it down instead of posting again lol!But hey, a ramble is a ramble so if it spews into another post so be it..by the time I'm done you'll be reading a Lord of the Rings type epic haha.. wait, noo, iz onlee kidding(ish)!! Anyhowz..yeaah nu bafroooom!! I'm excited, but stressed, but freaked out (the builders smashed up all the old tiles so it looks like a concentration camp with a bathtub in it right now lol!) Plus, some pipe burst in the toilet at like 4am this morning and leaked buckets into the room below..which just happens to be the kitchen gahh! So spent most of the day emptying cupboards and wiping down counters and ahrgh"£($jdud*~9 u!.. It's been a nightmarish coupla days I hafta say !

But on a brighter note..nooze just in: Sam Sparrow replied to my PM saying that a) I'll get a sticker with my set when it arrives (which should be very soon as I FINALLY got that damn confirmation email from the loser Museshop ppl saying it's been dispatched wooohoo hallelujah praise the lawd!! AND b) that he'd send a sticker to me in the post for your order too..meaning not long to go before you get your mug hurrah!! So all that fecking hassle has finally given us some results yaaaaaayyness! *dances* WOOO..this certainly calls for a celebration!

Oh, and dun get TOO excited, I wasn't really being stalked lol, just kept getting random texts from a number I don't recognise and when I asked who it was they replied 'ur worst nightmare'..so I lol'd and went with the game which was fun for a while until it got annoying 'cos all the clues they gave me were crap lol..turns out the mystery texter was none other than my friend's boyfriend!?! ..inorite, I too was about it! He's got v weird sense of humour too, so I let him off but I don't even know him that well so it all seemed a bit strange:erm: ..lol let's hope he was just drunk or something!

YAY you're hooome! How's it feel to be back? Have you unpacked yet?!..I feel yer pain, unpacking is as much of a bitch as packing lol! Aw well dw, I'm sure you'll keep in contact with the friends you made..and as you say, main thing is that you're happy with where you study..I hope you're new school kicks your old school's 'ass' btw:p!

Yeah, all lols and jokes aside, it's been soo much fun to talk to you/get to know you too! :DIt's cool 'cos you're easy to talk to and seem to get/put up with my weirdo ways haha. And it's doubly cool cos we've got lots in common aside from just Muse so every few posts it's like 'heeey me toooo.. waoow *high5*' lol! so yeah, cheers ma dears. And I too am always here if you ever need to vent/rant/mumble/scream/talk about random shite. Honestly, if you need anything, I'm only a (really long) type away lol

Ooh I like your way of thinking with money..never thought of it like that but you're right! At the end of the day I'm gonna keep all of the Muse shit I own for aaages, I love the collection I'm building up, so it's not a waste of money after all.. I shall never again feel guilty when purchasing Muse stuffs haha!

Well dw, I'm sure you'll get to see them at the first opportunity when they play near you..Muse have an ever-growing following Stateside and they knows it so they're bound to perform somewhere close to you for the next tour. Woo can't wait for you to lose your Muse-live virginity (lol OMG please excuse my craziness, I've had coke AND tea today..a powerful mix of caffeines which in hindsight was a ridiculous idea because how the fudge am I gonna sleep now?! soz again hehe )

Wow you can play some great shiz on the piano..do keep it up! Ah and yeah, bass is ace (ooh that rhymes!) Oh and nooo way, I don't have the confidence to post on youtubez either lol.. I'm an all right drummer but still couldn't bring myself to post anything eek!.. especially not compared to the zillions of uber talented peoples on there! Have you seen any of ADAM's vids? (He's a guy on these boards).. check him out, here's his page: ADAM on youtube.. he seriously ROCKS.. kicks everyone else's arse on drums lol. Err..Spidey suite?..what spidey suit?! ..plz keep it secretz lol Actually, just to embarrass myself further, I wore it to the Muse gig on my birthday that I told you about LOL!..I got some dodgy looks when I wandered in with a spiderman costume on lol..whatevs they iz just jealous innit

Aw yeah I know how you feel, I'm the same for Zelda! I grew up with Ocarina and played the retro ones on the NES and have it on DS lol. Just soo many childhood memories with Link and co..ahh I <3 it! Lol well it looks like Geek meets Dork between the two of us and gaming haha *high 5* =P!

Yeeah that's the word!..I def get a THRILL out of all those psycho shows lol. Sounds a bit perverse/twisted but tis true! OMGZ and Horror is like my fave genre! (here's one of those 'stuff in common' moments I was talking about lolol) and Thrillers too! Have you seen Se7en? I love the monkeys out of that film! And Morgan Freeman is my hero..he's just soo awesome in everything! Lol soz I'm rambling again! But srsly I am a heeooj wuss and scare easy at the real freaky shit. I mainly love the slasher movies because they're just tooo funny/entertaining to watch lol! But the really scary stuff does tend to freak me out, like The Grudge..ahh have you seen it?! I was pee-my-pants scared and had nightmares for weeks lol! Haven't seen The Strangers though.. seems like one of those that would have kept me up all night too haha. Generally though I just think horrors are better and well, more interesting than a few other genres. And I've always been intrigued at how they provoke such violent reactions and fear in people just by watching them [/psychological debate]..

Haha male/female diffs are definitely clear when it comes to food.. I think girls put their fave foods in rank order or something lol! I haven't done that yet but I might start soon =P

Are you fully recovered from being ill? Hope so Have you broken up for Christmas yet? x =]

Yo Sam

In case you ever decide to visit again, thought I'd leave you a comment to say hey!

Don't stay away too long, remember I got ya back

Anyways, see ya on ML

Doodles xXx

Glad you're feeling better

Lol bet you're happy you got to eat them then. So are Shreddies your fave ever food? =P

HELLOO! Sorry for lateness, been pretty hectic here too! We're having our bathroom remodeled, so been lifting &moving things for last few hours..my arms hurt lol. AND been getting xmas gifts (I'm very lastminute.com with this stuff..typical!) AND sorting out stuff with eBay ANND I'm being stalked ..well not really but sort of. Lol so yeah, been kinda busy/stressed. To add to it all I've got the MOTHER of all headaches.. had to shower at my aunt's house because ours isn't exactly useable..then I just came home and crashed on the bed from exhaustion/headache pains/tard days lol! But anyways, sorry to unload all my shite onto you all at once haha! How's the packing going? Are you upset at not returning to the same school again in future? On the bright side, at least you get to relax after all the exam stress now so woop

Lol thanks. Well If my spamming does get OTT then I expect you to literally say "bugger off" hehe! It won't be offensive unless you use a genuine colloquial British term like that ! And no you're not bugging me in any way..I like our conversations too! Seldom do I get to talk crap and ramble so much and have someone actually pay attention..so thanks lol! =D

Glad you're final went okay! Have you handed in that paper yet? Is that your last piece of work to hand in for 2008?! Can we celebrate now?">W?!! lol! Sorry I'm bombarding you again! My mind's on overload atm so I apologise if the rambling is more excessive than usual! But congrats on surviving your first year (it is your first year at uni right..?)

Omgz rival bidder? Who is the bastard?! Lol I get so competitive when I get a rival bidder on eBay..especially if it's for Muse stuffs. I'm like 'oh no you di'int!!<!1$' *clicks fingers* lol..then increase my maximum bid by an amount I can't afford haha! But fingers' crossed you get it. I'm sure they won't have the same dedication as you so dw!

Lol no haven't seen them 34 times! I wish!..It's only been, like, 32. nah, actually it's only been 6 times! They're all listed in my signature with the bday one in bold 'cos I'm sad like that hehe. But I plan to quadruple that amount when they next tour!

100% agree about Chris! So many people I've encountered think Matt's a twat, and Dom's a poof and Muse are 'liek well crap innit', but no one has a bad word to say about Chris, he's just too respectable *bows* And it's so cool that he can generate that kind of respect from everyone! Yeah Idk why but I've loved drums/drumming for years. Never actually got around to buying a kit until 2years ago so haven't had much practice. I'm not hugely serious about it, i.e. I don't see myself as a 'musician' or anything, I just like to mess around &drum along to Muse songs etc. I know most of them apart from the v hard stuff like Assassin &KoC (too tiring lol). But yeah, Dom's always inspired me.. I'd kill to play like he does (not literally, dw, my inner terrorist is sedated =P) He also inspires me in my ridiculous fashion sense -as I say, I have Every colour jeans imaginable, and I even have a spidey suit (I really shouldn't have admitted to that ) AHEM anyways..yay glad you think he's gay too haha!I even made a point of it in the caption thread here (scroll down to 2nd post with pic of Dom+Chris sitting) It just seemed so fitting with the image!

Ooh cool, what can you play on piano? I've always wanted to learn, or at least get a keyboard but never got round to it as usual. Ah bass awesome! It'd be wicked if you learnt to play, give youtubers a run for their money haha!

Yeah I researched the Sonic/Tails/Knuckles thing after I asked you..feel like a tard for not remembering :facepalm:but it all came back to me! Tails rocks! I feel bad for Luigi 'cos he's like the reject brother haha. And I always found it weird that Mario had brown hair but a black moustache..I mean, wtf is that about?! lol.

Yay I'm glad you're also into dark shit haha. Idk, I've always been intrigued by people who are seriously twisted in the head lol. It's just fascinating to find out what's going on in their warped brains. But yeah you're right it's def sick the things some people take pleasure in demented lol. Oh yeah, Jack's Joker was unmistakably great, he was obv doing a good job if he freaked me out so much! Same goes for Heath! And Tim Burton's Batman was def comic-like which made it brill! Tim Burton in general is awesome imo! I especially love TB+Johnny Depp films. Mmm Johnny. Soz having a fangirl moment..he's hawt haha!

Arrgh this Twilight phenomenon is growing out here rapidly too *le sigh*! Everywhere I look I see adverts, merchandise, squeaky fangirlz with t-shirts& whathaveyou ! I hope it doesn't get as big as Harry Potter, which is what some critics are comparing it to

Lol well if you dared me to, I might ask people for rubbers haha! But thankfully I'm not in the US atm so I can spare myself of that embarrassment for now ! I thought of more, they keep coming to me now lol: Cell Phone/Mobile Phone, Mall/Shopping Center, Gas/Petrol ('gas' means passing wind here lol!), Trash/Rubbish (you say garbage too right?), Paper/Essay etc!

Exactly about the sleep thing! My body couldn't take it anymore last night so as I said, I just passed out on my bed when I got home at like 7pm lol! I was knackered! (ahh sorry, do you know that word? It just means exhausted..lol soz don't mean to sound patronising, just unsure if some words I'm using are 'wtf!?' to you haha!)

Anyways, oh.my.goodness.gracious I've yet again terrorised your comment page haha! I bet you're thinking 'ahh the sooner this mug stuff is over, the sooner all this spamming will end!' (Bt it wn;t..ai r ze terorriztsz spamznig yr payj mwahaha).. Yeah anyways, I promise I'll try to be more normal in future! Hope you're day was less stressful than mine! Have a good night! x =]

Hey again! Sorry for late response... just heard your remix .. wow it's really good! I love the ocean in the background ... it's very calming lol!

Keep up the good work!

Thanks for the avatar suggestion, I'll stick with mine for now, but if I ever get bored with it I'll def ask you for one.

Hope you're cool