I have my ticket for Marlay Park x

Yeah, it seems like a good way to justify it

You big tease

Bed time, good luck with the salt wash x

Rawr indeed That would be a bad idea and I couldn't be held accountable for my actions!

There you go, proof!

*goosebumbs*

I'm a big fan of neck lovin'!

Don't get me started on the neck!

You know it, I'm getting a bit hot under the collar...

It could. *Gargles salty, bloody water* mmmm

Ha! It sounds pretty sexual. Will you punch me in the mouth? Otherwise I'll struggle with the blood and it's just not the same without it

Sounds far too good to pass up!

You'll love the salt water gargle. *Shudders*

Near Falmouth?

Mmmm clots

Yeah, that tends not to go down too well!

Ok, I'll head on over, see you shortly. Good luck with the clots!!

Where abouts are you? I'm in Portreath

Ah I thought that's what you meant. Yeah a bit, too many people in the way is always annoying

Come and get them I think dabbing whiskey onto the gums would be good, it would numb them for sure! Give it a go The only downer is it'll also thin your blood and make it less likely to clot and stop the bleeding.

Did they bother??

I've got some hardcore painkillers here *tempts* I think knocking you out would do more damage than good haha. Maybe have some whiskey?

Nope, just a lot of tourists.

Ouchy, poor thing!

Would I be right in thinking you're Cornish?

I survived. Not the most successful surf ever though... How's the mouth?

4 pints

Off surfing now haha, should be interesting. Hope it's ok, good luck x

Aww xx

It'll be ok. I've been down the pub sat in the sun How come you can get any meds for an hour?