When are you coming to Liverpool, punk?

I like Dore.

Best I can probably do is a cup of vomit.

I was just asleep with a pizza induced coma and my sister woke me up to take Badger and Charlie out, got to my parents road and the car got a flat. Had to fix it without my brain working. Got some serious man points and the oily hands to prove it but I totes mcgoats can't be doing with this shit yo.

I miss your LJ.

OH!

Now I understand, sorry too much Bailey's.

So... no wee club?

98% in electronics exam.

92 for electronics module.

92 for audio module.

84 for commercial media module.

1 module and one exam to go.

Proud of me?

I know! I was smoking when I did it too. I'm so dangerous.

Yeah, I could but that means lots of reading.

NO. If I get the firsts, you have to punch yourself in the butt!

Aw, out of practice? I doubt you were terrible.

Well, you got some so you needn't be insecure and girls never have to beg. Just be suggestive, he'll get a bonner and come running. True story.

I can't, I'm in a house with two men and I'm not that eager to show off.

I'm going to try.

I've just given a warning, so I'm making a start. It's just hard to get back into it after an absence because you don't know what's the current chat theme and such.

Oh no, can't do that - cos I know how great I am so expect 100% for everything. I'm clearly a masochist. If I don't get good marks I'll punch myself in the butt.

Why not? You can show signs too you know. Get in me you bad boy!

Damnit, Dore. Fine, I don't need your pro tips anyway. I know I'm great.

I do that! The board clearly blows without me, as with you.

I have no idea when they're up, but I'm hoping for firsts in everything - I'm clearly asking for disappointment.

Why was it a one off? Give me gossip! I was intrigued when you said something about kissing just right? What's the technique *grabs note pad and pen*

<3 you for inquiring after me btw.

Hello you, where did this come from? Did I make a random post somewhere?

I'm on everyday, I just don't have much time to read/post. I WAS busy, just finished all my exams. Waiting nail biting for results now.

I'd say you should visit, but you're too busy getting all the sex now.

It's up to you, I just didn't want you getting in trouble over something as daft as that.

You dropped the G-bomb, gonna upset gay people and get you points innit.

Please change the adjective you used to describe cars before somebody reports you.

O rite.

THEN HAPPY BURTHDAY GORGEOUSBUTT!

Is it your birthday, treacle?

I'd totally forgotten about that.

I think I recommended it because we were talking about dystopian depressing sci-fi weren't we?

I just made £125 in 54 minutes using the system! :O

I'm a friend who doesn't like to smell a stranger's vomit when I go for a wee

I've already got gastroscopy stories. That's plenty

Well, I could even stamp my feet and wait for my friend to clean his friend's mess ... but that means dealing with loo full of vomit until he does, who needs dat?

BOTH. Special gloves for spices and special front bottom paw protectors.

I wont have much choice if it gets really bad, I'm just hoping it wont because I don't want a camera up my botty.

I'll send you a PM, it's top sekret. Which bit, the vodka or the vomit?

That's really odd, I guess the oil is just really hard to get rid of. Like onion stank. Gloves next time I think.

Erm, sort of. Today at least, about a week ago it got messed and I had a fever all night, but I'm kinda used to it now so I can handle it.

Nope, remember my gambling system I talked about? I've already made £300 and I was utterly wired and couldn't sleep so I drank some of my friend's vodka.

That wasn't my vomit, it was my housemate's friend... he was hungover the next day so I had to bite the bullet and do it. ¬_¬ I even cleaned the whole bathroom.

You can be funny and have a clean foof!

Well, now yeah, but remember when my stomach was bleeding the other year? Had to drastically reduce my spicy food intake as my guts was being melted.

Excellent guess! :o I couldn't be bothered cooking anything. Give me credit though, I'm up and about and already did the dishes.

Aww, that's what they get though. Always wash your hands if you're going fanny mining!

I'm used to internal chilli pain, just not in my vagina.

I made myself sick with too many crisps.

What's the story? Let me guess... does it involve a burny cooch?