wat. that's..like...wat. that's like impossible. I want more random sex facts..

Ah I see..

Oh noes...not your penis!!!

Wtf...furry sex? I don't know what that is but I still wanna do it.

Meh...Salad is for losers. Donuts are easy to eat.

Hnnngg...I want it right now. I wonder what some of the awkwardest places are to have sex. I want to find a list and do it at all those places. HA

Spaghetti is so good though...yummm. I'm terrible at eating salads. It falls all over the place. I try to look graceful eating it but it doesn't work.

Sounds good. Car sex would be amazing. you know what would be even awesomer....elevator sex. DO WANT.

That's hot. Really...it is.

Oh of course. I hope you can control the wheel through that though...pretty intense I might say.

It's hot to watch guys eat, though. At least for me....

Oh of course. We'd never get anywhere because we would be shagging too often.

Lucky! I probably burn so many calories exercising that It wouldn't matter for me. Probably! ....as for you...it's just not fair!

But...but..it would be a fun 3 days. We could to all sorts of shennanigans in the car on the way back

What's wrong with that? Donuts are amazing! Plus you probably have a friggin fast metabolism...teenage boys

Come pick me up!

I want a donut...mmm. And you're not a fatty

I should :'( I don't like it much here anyways.

Well patience young one. Perhaps I'll take them right now I actually have to shower so maybe christmas ?

I'm glad you stayed awake. I wish you weren't ahead of me in time.

they were closed :'( I got there too late! So I went to target and bought bra and panties instead I bet you wanna see em.

You're not lazy at all! My brothers are lazy. Hey I'm going to run out real quick and get some starbucks..don't leave me while I'm gone Otherwise I'll be doing nothing

That's evil! I push Atticus away with my foot so that he slides across the tile. He loves it though!

you don't need it for skype! I don't have those either. you just type But that's ok that you don't have it

You know what RBS and CE stands for right?!

Oh goodness That's awesome. Sometimes I close the screen door really quickly as my dog is running inside just to be mean.

That's awesome, yo. Oh my...sounds like our dogs a bit...but not that bad Sometimes they will get excited for no reason and start running in circles!

Well I'm allergic to cats too. Kind of sucks cause I like them a lot too. but my dog is a monster...so I'm used to getting bit by him all the time.

RBS or CE I practically died inside when they played RBS at San Diego. greatest Muse moment of my life! I think I would jizz if they ever played CE live though. I would just..yeah.

I know, right? It's awesome though. I don't mind. I like talking to you!