the personification of glamour!

ahhm comin' to get yahh Howard Moooon

*assorted vacuming noises*

ahhh mah hat's on fiyahh!!!

the extent of my boredom

Kill me NOW.

you've not seen my hair

IT needs thinning

your hair is better than his though (Y)

you've never heard it before have you? :D:D:D:D:D

the likeness is uncanny

<3!

Flynn, even Stephen hawking gets more sex than you.

Chrissy this is genius

of the fricking sort

love for you xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

i had a chameleon then my brother deleted my pokemon game :,(

*licks*

tis alright

i'll try again some other time

I'm glad i'm not the only one!!!

i wear

contact lenses

therefore im cool

alex wears glasses lolfail

Cos I want to.

i sure hope so emily *sniffs*

its HARD being this Erect

its so wide, to wank i have to use a drain pipe, but its getting pretty tight now

well

it all depends *ponders*

You So Would, My Penis Is Too Big Even For A Giant Like

Maybe if you took it you'd grow a penis as great as mine

i wonder what would happen if a girl took viagra aye

hmmmmmm

I know right!?!? XXX

please do not take this offensively Emily Babezz

its merely to improve the erm

pleasure factor as it were

XXXXXXXX

ohhhh

http://www.urbandictionary.com/

is my savior!!!