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I wrote a rap today...

 

trade mark,

We thought he would be cool

Now he's acting like a prefect in a public school

 

Yeh that's right,

He'll fuck you in the ass

Try and make fun of this guy he'll rape you twice as fast

 

Sexual violence!

It's the name of his game

Compared to this guy even that Ted Bundy's fucking lame

 

A year and a half

In that time he made mod

You'd think he'd made the fucking world the way he acts like god

 

Put up a fence

Around your potatoes!

Better yet, let them rot, and buy a bag from waitrose

 

He's Irish

He's got their sense of humour

He's as easy going as a guy with a brain tumour

 

He's an accident anyway

He was the product of a fap

I wanked in his mother's nickers, that's a KnT rap.

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Guest bshuker

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i heard you need to buy five whammies so you can whammy while you whammy while you whammy while you whammy while you whammy

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lol, ye, I was messing about just but I can't find the pic of my cock. I've got it at home, it's my gf's background.

 

Why are there no page numbers at the top of this page? Why does it take you to the first page when you click on the thread?

 

WHAT A LOAD OF UTTER BOLLOCKS

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