Your internet hurts me.

I wasn't even Goodbye <3

We shall fight to the death. Forever.

It's okay, I can do it with no hands I suppose.

I prefer the term "smooth bastard".

We're a match made in heaven.

Hi, I'm a gay dolphin.

wut.

I have no old skype.

It's because distractions are a cunt, and so am I COULD YOU EVER FORGIVE ME?

I'm on skype right now if you wanna join.

No, my msn does. I have to update it and in order to do that, I have to get Vista service pack 2

Well, it's the least you can do really after all the pleasure I give you

And you... decombusted once I was ready to return, aww How sweet.

I missed you too <3. How did you all deal with my absence?

I've grown even bigger, actually

As well as your hotel room after

Sorry, internet was down! I have to say they are all excellent questions. Yeah we are still doing it, as I said, internet troubles have delayed the past few. That and nobody was sending me them and I couldn't be bothered staying up until 5am every Friday making sure I got them all.

okay I love this.

You've been gone just far too long :'( Dublin eh? I'm only 200km away from Dublin

my torrent hasn't downloaded yet

Oooh, I had forgotten that you danced. The World Championships, well done They're going to be in Scotland, yes?

Excellent! What's been keeping you busy then?

Are you back or are you going to disappear again

Dear Mr. Sparkle.

That was half decent.

Thanks,

Mr. Keegan.

Yeah I didn't do that.

eh?